Comments on: That’s not something I usually discuss with my sheets

By: Alias

Alias — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:27:19 +0000

Hey, you know what feels liberating? Wearing no clothes….

O_o

By: Slowhand!

Slowhand! — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:51:06 +0000

i would write the whole poem, but i have a hangover

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:38:27 +0000

People from British Columbia are so funny!

By: zombieduck

zombieduck — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 08:20:44 +0000

Must be P.E.T.A’s new linen advertisement.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:47:33 +0000

OK, as long as you promise not to kill or maim anyone back then. Don’t forget the grandfather paradox.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:52:05 +0000

When you get it working, can you drop me off at 18 Years Old, so I can warn me about that utter creep of an engineering student?

By: An elite

An elite — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:46:13 +0000

This ad is something along the lines of mistranslated sex appeal.

By: Duncan

Duncan — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:17:34 +0000

Feels good, man

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:41:11 +0000

No, she’s dead. And her name was Lenore.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:37:18 +0000

LOL twice!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:31:55 +0000

I’m still trying to perfect a time machine so I can send that message back to my 12-year-old self.

By: holly reinecke

holly reinecke — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:51:20 +0000

How do you know? Or rather, how did you nude that?

By: holly reinecke

holly reinecke — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:49:08 +0000

And may never again.

By: holly reinecke

holly reinecke — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:47:50 +0000

Party poop! (From wherever a pet’s excrement is found. Bring it home!)

By: IAmACanadian

IAmACanadian — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:54:34 +0000

No, Canadians speak the ancient lost Language known as “English” Look it up…

By: Uncle Grandfather

Uncle Grandfather — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:46:37 +0000

“Come in, Nude…wait, you’re not a nude…”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:39:48 +0000

No up and downing!

By: VictoriaSarah

VictoriaSarah — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:32:20 +0000

Yeah, but Richmond barely counts as Canada. And I say that with much love for T&T supermarket.

By: niki

niki — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:38:32 +0000

ur nude wen in da shower

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:13:56 +0000

Canadians speak better American than the Americans?!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:12:59 +0000

you have to get naked ‘first’ then there will be, *ahem*, “things”

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:11:32 +0000

where’s the ear bleach?! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!1!!!!!!!!! why did i have to read that out loud?!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:36:15 +0000

I’ve taken a cotton to them.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:33:00 +0000

And he should launder them in cold water.

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:53:34 +0000

*sings*
“Jonny come lately, there’s a nude thing in town.”

By: Remark

Remark — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:49:39 +0000

the lost Elanore?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:21:31 +0000

I never nude that.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:37:18 +0000

Well, you know what they say. Never nude today what you can nude off ’til tomorrow.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:36:21 +0000

During, sure. After, it can get a little chilly.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:34:54 +0000

Now, corretting the “correct” to “corret.” After all, why be merely correct when you can be corret? A word that’s never before!

By: Coyote.weeps

Coyote.weeps — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:16:46 +0000

A feel that’s never before…always after. Nude tomorrow, never nude today.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:45:33 +0000

So, what are they doona ’bout these unseemly insinuations in advertising?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:13:27 +0000

Really weird! It should be the other way round.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:10:26 +0000

Quoth the maiden:”Never before!”

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:07:44 +0000

That’s terrible! Now I need to blanket out from my mind.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:04:55 +0000

Being nude during and after is even better!

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:51:02 +0000

Correcting the “corret” to “correct”.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:50:19 +0000

Quite corret my good man! We in the United States of America do not speak English. We speak American regardless of what the language “experts” say.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:46:42 +0000

You know, I never have been nude before! I’ll have to try it some time.

By: IAmACanadian

IAmACanadian — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:42:15 +0000

STFO AND GTFO! Canadians speak better than Americans… EH?!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:10:01 +0000

Impertinent questions from ads give me the sheets.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:41:40 +0000

I think the sheets are coming on to me. Weird!

By: naleta

naleta — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:13:19 +0000

Yes, even the ones who claim to only speak French still understand English.

By: Parry137

Parry137 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:55:15 +0000

Wait…They do?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:42:06 +0000

without the “n’ things?”

By: saywhat

saywhat — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:33:39 +0000

Linens

By: sanityinjection

sanityinjection — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:14:11 +0000

And they laffed at me when I said Canadians don’t speak English.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:44:24 +0000

Most bloggers discuss it with their computer’s spinny chair.

By: niki

niki — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:30:52 +0000

i dont get what they’re selling…

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:28:55 +0000

I…I feel so…EXPOSED