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How do you feel being nude? Good huh…. a feel that’s never before. Royal Jacquard Collection
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In a shopping mall in Richmond, BC, Canada
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*shivers*
where’s the ear bleach?! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!1!!!!!!!!! why did i have to read that out loud?!!
Somehow I feel like I’m being sold the emperor’s clothes.
I…I feel so…EXPOSED
Quoth the maiden:”Never before!”
the lost Elanore?
No, she’s dead. And her name was Lenore.
i would write the whole poem, but i have a hangover
Hey, you know what feels liberating? Wearing no clothes….
O_o
i dont get what they’re selling…
Linens
without the “n’ things?”
you have to get naked ‘first’ then there will be, *ahem*, “things”
No up and downing!
Party poop! (From wherever a pet’s excrement is found. Bring it home!)
Most bloggers discuss it with their computer’s spinny chair.
I think the sheets are coming on to me. Weird!
Really weird! It should be the other way round.
And he should launder them in cold water.
I’m still trying to perfect a time machine so I can send that message back to my 12-year-old self.
When you get it working, can you drop me off at 18 Years Old, so I can warn me about that utter creep of an engineering student?
OK, as long as you promise not to kill or maim anyone back then. Don’t forget the grandfather paradox.
And they laffed at me when I said Canadians don’t speak English.
Wait…They do?
Yes, even the ones who claim to only speak French still understand English.
STFO AND GTFO! Canadians speak better than Americans… EH?!
Quite corret my good man! We in the United States of America do not speak English. We speak American regardless of what the language “experts” say.
Correcting the “corret” to “correct”.
Now, corretting the “correct” to “corret.” After all, why be merely correct when you can be corret? A word that’s never before!
And may never again.
Canadians speak better American than the Americans?!
Yeah, but Richmond barely counts as Canada. And I say that with much love for T&T supermarket.
No, Canadians speak the ancient lost Language known as “English” Look it up…
Impertinent questions from ads give me the sheets.
That’s terrible! Now I need to blanket out from my mind.
So, what are they doona ’bout these unseemly insinuations in advertising?
I’ve taken a cotton to them.
You know, I never have been nude before! I’ll have to try it some time.
Being nude during and after is even better!
During, sure. After, it can get a little chilly.
ur nude wen in da shower
How do you know? Or rather, how did you nude that?
A feel that’s never before…always after. Nude tomorrow, never nude today.
Well, you know what they say. Never nude today what you can nude off ’til tomorrow.
I never nude that.
*sings*
“Jonny come lately, there’s a nude thing in town.”
LOL twice!
“Come in, Nude…wait, you’re not a nude…”
Feels good, man
This ad is something along the lines of mistranslated sex appeal.
Must be P.E.T.A’s new linen advertisement.
People from British Columbia are so funny!