Comments on: Have I not been retentive enough?

By: disemboweledkarma

disemboweledkarma — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:05:27 +0000

If this ship wrecked the semen could tell tall tales about how it “Rectum? damn near killed em!” I know…I’m going down to bad pun hell as we speak…down down down below the poopdeck of the Titan Uranus. (What stinks down here…like fish and sh*t?! doesn’t anyone bother to scrub the poop deck anymore? Maybe it’s all those soybeans?)

By: IKilledKenny

IKilledKenny — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 01:07:13 +0000

Win.

By: Strongbo50

Strongbo50 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:00:45 +0000

That’s funny, what did the two condoms say to each other outside the gay bar, “lets get sh_t faced” lol

By: Chaieger

Chaieger — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:04:12 +0000

Hey John.
Did you know the captain of this ship is a lady? When you titanuranus you also titan next door. Ha, guess you did not know that!

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:09:40 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Doctor is IN !

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:48:48 +0000

or constipated, LOL!

By: fantomfeltpen

fantomfeltpen — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:21:47 +0000

nooooo if you Titan Uranus on the poop deck it aint no poop deck… the poop deck is where you Loosen Uranus

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:11:46 +0000

The engineer is Lou Scruise.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:08:55 +0000

When we’re not fring. (Search the archives for “Fring Bird” if that doesn’t make any sense.)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:04:17 +0000

YES, I HAVE!!! THANKS TO ASIAN-I-B!!! THIS FABULOUS PRODUCT, WHICH USED TO SELL FOR ONLY $19.95, IS NOW AVAILABLE… [Can somebody please call an exorcist?]

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:52:17 +0000

HAVE YOU GONE CHINESE AGAIN?

By: Forrester McLeod

Forrester McLeod — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:51:21 +0000

Yes. I agree! It is a proud perch upon which we sit!

By: Forrester McLeod

Forrester McLeod — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:50:16 +0000

Ah! I am taken down boldy!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:47:11 +0000

Well, who doesn’t giggle when they’re shipping soybeans?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:43:20 +0000

WELL, THEN I’M NOT YODA!

By: Noctaluca

Noctaluca — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:20:25 +0000

HAAHHAHAHHAAAHHH “Hong Kong” you guys crack me up…

By: Mae

Mae — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:47:44 +0000

Its not photoshop! I used to ship soybeans on this darned thing and its sister-ship Titan Ursela (and a ton of other ships)

We would always giggle when we had a shipment on it!

By: Mae

Mae — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:46:34 +0000

It is a real ship, I used to have to deal with it at a former job of mine.

By: Mae

Mae — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:46:04 +0000

It is not a photoshop job, I used to ship soybeans off to Hong Kong on this ship (and its sister, Titan Ursela, and a ton of other ships as well)

By: cobrasnakenecktie

cobrasnakenecktie — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:06:13 +0000

THAT’S NO MOON!

By: blackmoore

blackmoore — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:40:58 +0000

PHOTOSHOP!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:44:03 +0000

My father worked on top-secret and even more-tha-top secret missiles. He couldn’t talk much about his work. It wasn’t until a few years ago that we even talked about D-Day (he was there, in the Navy). Men of that era generally didn’t talk much.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:41:27 +0000

Perhaps an aggressive course of all four would bring about a rapid improvement.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:39:57 +0000

Or perhaps, nearer my COD to thee!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:35:58 +0000

But you’re right, one of the first thing I do with depressed patients is to inquire about sleep, appetite, and sex drive. The loss of sleep, and/or excess sleep, contribute a lot to the biochemical changes that occur in depression.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:34:23 +0000

Oh, addiction does make life interesting, but I wouldn’t recommend it. The fact is that despite all the treatment and self-help groups available today, the majority of people with addiction still die of, or at least, in the active phase of, the disease. But depression can be a very serious problem all by itself, and even mild cases can interfere with productivity. But insomnia is not, and never has been, a problem with me. In fact, I fall asleep ridiculously easy, including during boring meetings. I happened to be up late last night because I fell asleep after dinner and slept four hours, which I didn’t need to add much to. So I stayed up and did some things before grabbing another couple of hours. Since I have been practicing meditation for the last 40 years, I have little difficulty quieting my mind in most situations.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:28:09 +0000

Pain in the @ss, sometimes. is Force.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:39:25 +0000

I’m certainly not complaining about my ups & downs. From some of the things that you and others mention here, I feel I got it pretty easy. I have no addictions worth mentioning, although I’m not sure that’s totally a good thing, since some “addicts” seem to have very interesting lives! Drugs never seemed to have a good effect on me. One experience of morphine (in hospital) was enough to make me ask for something different next time! Apparently I got nasty on the morphine (not uncommon, I hear). I only remember a few weird hallucinations, none of them pleasant.
*checks time stamps* Are you missing sleep? I suppose you must know a lot about the problem and its causes, but I find that sometimes the simplest solutions get overlooked. The thing most likely to cause me insomnia is when my mind won’t slow down. The best solution so far seems to be 2 or 3 drops of lavender oil near my nose in bed. Very relaxing, most of the time.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:31:35 +0000

Perhaps leeches, bloodletting, vomiting, or burning would get the humours back in balance…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:40:12 +0000

We all have ups and downs. The lifetime incidence of clinical depression is roughly 33%, so a good proportion of us know the feeling quite well. I’m just actually coming out from a period of depression, my third in this lifetime, though the first one was the worst by far. And that time I got no help, except from what you can get out of a bottle of 80-proof, which I definitely do NOT recommend as a treatment for depression. (Depressed drunk people do all kinds of awful things! Believe me, I know.) This time I decided to handle it rationally for a change, and with a little counseling and a little medication I’m feeling much more on track. I’ve had a few good hits from life lately, which is how most of us get there. Life can be tough.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:30:36 +0000

Inside you, the Force, you feel.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:56:58 +0000

They seem to get along so well.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:51:43 +0000

Your IP address indicates you forgot you were in China. Stop shouting and get some sleep.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:06:27 +0000

Is that what sailors call it? I must ask my Da about it, although he’s always been most reluctant to discuss That Sort Of Thing with his daughter (first rule about Pooped Club – you don’t talk about Pooped Club).

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:03:19 +0000

Nearer oh-my-god to thee, nearer to thee…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:02:48 +0000

Not Hugh Jorgan?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:28:52 +0000

Meh, I wish I could. I must be in Soviet Russia, because mood controls me.

I have occasionally been known to remark that we all need to be in low spirits sometimes, so we have a reference for where “high” is.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:23:51 +0000

I’m glad you did. It made my earlier reply work better.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:16:18 +0000

Thanks, Master Yoda!
Oh, and in this case, I recommend NOT using force!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:48:52 +0000

*rubs eyes groggily, 2:45 AM CDT* Where have I been? (yawn) Well, I guess I’ll go to bed. I have two hours to sleep before getting up for work…

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:47:17 +0000

Dangerous, is it, to change name, middle of night in. Forget your are, who.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:43:21 +0000

So that’s what causes it! I thought I was just getting old.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:42:27 +0000

Leaving the rest of us to find their left behind.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:30:30 +0000

I’m always either there, or on my way back as well. As I told DPF myself, a day without a *clonk* is like a day without a *clonk*.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:28:12 +0000

Who you callin’ a Senior? I happen to be just 18! So what if I’m working on my fourth one? It’s like golf. I’m still early in my fourth round.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:25:10 +0000

Well, the Saudis are famous for their black liquid.

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:20:56 +0000

LOL again! Whatever mood you get into to get on a roll like this, go there often, please!

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:19:41 +0000

I find I can get behind this pun! I tried, but I couldn’t top it. Nothing dreadful about it. Methinks it was ROFLing. I vote you go to Clever Pun Heaven!

By: Yoda

Yoda — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:21:00 +0000

Then The Force, with you stay, Luke Cobrasnakenecktie.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:17:48 +0000

Thank you, thank you! I find my laptop can’t handle more than four or five at once.