Comments on: The one Pixar film I don’t want to see

By: The_pie

The_pie — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:27:48 +0000

What a crappy name for a movie

By: Blab

Blab — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 23:28:08 +0000

Just a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITLE more information than I needed to know…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:09:27 +0000

I usually don’t have bad Friday 13ths. I have had Monday 13ths that I regretted crawling out from under the bed. An idiot tree trimmer dropped a branch on a friend’s business phone line and took out all of their phone lines and internet. I was on a ladder all afternoon matching and reconnecting wires to temporarily get him service until the phone company can pull a new wire.

By: Am still having srs issues just driving a computer in this day and age, I think I was probably a Luddite in a previous life

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:37:09 +0000

JohnB, if I manage to log on successfully with fewer than three tries in the morning, I consider that a personal achievement, and document it in my CV.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:43:41 +0000

You must know some Russian if you put a “c” to indicate the “s” sound in “smotri”! (The “C” in the Cyrillic alphabet makes the English “S” sound.)

By: JULIA!

JULIA! — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:19:40 +0000

I say cmatri kto gavarit (look who’s talking) then thank you in the first random language i can come up with.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:25:45 +0000

And I do agree that the way we have of paving paradise and putting up a parking lot, or a Poo Story, does indeed have an evil component. That’s one of the reasons I escaped to places where that’s not happening nearly as much. I have a 25-minute drive to work (21 miles), and along the way I pass exactly one stoplight (just a flasher, anyway) and one gas station. There are some houses, but mostly green fields and forests (albeit looking a little beaten up from last February’s ice storm that felled so many trees and branches here).

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:21:06 +0000

Oh, yes, whenever anybody says I’m strange, weird, different, unusual, etc., I always respond with a polite but earnest, “Thank you!” In Russia (I am part Russian, all Slavic in ancestry), the greatest compliment you can pay someone is to say, “Tiy nash,” which literally means, “You’re ours,” but has the real meaning of, you are one of us, you are family, you are a kindred spirit. So yes, when I say your mind is warped I’m saying, in effect, “Tiy nash.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:15:10 +0000

This is amazing. We could use some more thoroughly warped minds like that around here.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:13:57 +0000

It’s easy to forget you’ve changed your name, isn’t it? Although when I did it, it was 2AM local time.

By: Worked as a housemaid during long uni holidays - I wish I'd never found out what the pair of tongs on the cleaning trolley was for

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:09:42 +0000

3000 years ago, the ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as divine beings. Cats have never forgotten this.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:43:04 +0000

I take you calling me warped as a complementary pot calling the kettle black. I just saw something different from poop jokes and demonic bears. I believe I do see a true evil.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:53:25 +0000

Subtitle: A Sad Life of Human Waste.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:51:29 +0000

Likewise. Also that you are more usually pwn3d by your cats!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:17:46 +0000

I thought it war common knowledge that cats don’t have owners, they have servants.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:55:35 +0000

That is described quite vividly in one chapter of Thomas Pynchon’s novel, “Gravity’s Rainbow.” I have absolutely no idea why, as in why he described it, why he wrote that book, or why some people consider it great literature.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:41:56 +0000

For those of you wishing to pledge to P-Theta-Theta, this short film will serve as your introduction to the wonderful world of Greek life, especially our most wonderful organization, P-Theta-Theta. Ignore the ragamuffin drunken people psychotics who are showing you this film, but take another hit from the beer bong.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:37:02 +0000

I love the warped way your mind works! Have some Pee Poo Pie Pum! It’s lovely style!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:35:35 +0000

Quit talking about my old crowd, the ragamuffin drunken people psychotics!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:34:19 +0000

Actually, their specialty is Pee Poo Pie Pum, served a la mode with a shot of rum.

By: A Noun

A Noun — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:34:12 +0000

They serve Split Pee Soup…

By: cobrasnakenecktie

cobrasnakenecktie — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:23:57 +0000

Poo Story- The heart warming tale of a poo’s epic journey through the pipes to find a place to call home.

By: giraffie

giraffie — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:16:15 +0000

*nasal voice*

Technically, this says P-theta-theta Story.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:25:39 +0000

I preferred the hundred acres woods before eminent domain condemned it and turned it over to the developers.

By: Basara

Basara — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:47:41 +0000

I can do you one better… (and, this is a direct paste from his lyrics page, so he WANTS people to see the lyrics)

House At Cthulhu Corner
Words: © 2001 by Tom Smith
Music: “House At Pooh Corner” by Kenny Loggins

Christopher Robin was slain on the altar,
Where shadows of Innsmouth run deep.
Pooh didn’t hesitate, Pooh didn’t falter,
His master’s in Rl’yeh asleep.
And I’m only a kid, I don’t know what he’s doin’,
Let alone why the Great Old Ones want a stuffed bruin.

Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Circles to summon and bind,
Color them inside the lines,
Stop the cloth golem we all know as Winnie the Pooh….

Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what he’s doing,
The Elder Gods got in his head.
Task after task he performs without asking
Why friend after friend turns up dead.
And the ultimate goal isn’t clearly defined,
But it’s taking a toll on his silly old mind.

Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Leave all the Deep Ones behind,
Making a cute Elder Sign,
Prepare for the final conflict with Winnie the Pooh….

Rabbit is missing, and Piglet was drowned
(It was thought accidental at first);
In a room without corners, Owl was et by a hound;
In his chest, Tigger’s heart up and burst.
Now there’s only us three, but we will find a way,
And I Kanga-rantee, Eeyore gonna Roo the day….

Believe me if you can, we’re gonna stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
What do you know, I think maybe we’re done,
Chris and my friends all alive,
Great Old Ones gone from the sky…

*yawn* Good morning, Mother, I guess I was dreaming –-
Everything’s fine – Piglet, you can stop screaming –-
What’s with that dazed look, Pooh?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh….

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:30 +0000

Do they serve pee pie here?

By: A Noun

A Noun — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:39:00 +0000

Starring Mr. Hankey?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:08:08 +0000

Maybe it’s the Poo-Pee Story! Kind of like Hannah Montana, the best of both worlds?

By: saywhat

saywhat — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:06:07 +0000

Poo or Pee? I’ll tell you what I see, I see two o’s looking like two half-closed eyes. Sleepy eyes as they say in the doll business.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:56:02 +0000

I can’t quite see the “restaurant” part underneath it either, but it looks to me like it might be misspelled. Isn’t that a “u” after the “R”? A “Rustaurant”?

By: e

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:45:10 +0000

Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. I saw “Pee” for about 15 seconds, and had to actually angle my head to the side to see that it was “Poo.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:44:29 +0000

I often say, after stating that I own two dogs and one cat, that you could say I am owned by two dogs and a cat. Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like they get the better end of this deal!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:37:25 +0000

“Crapscooper”

I was watching a comedian on TV once, and he was convinced that if Aliens landed, they would think the dogs were in charge on this planet…with their servile humans trotting along behind them picking up their droppings.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:23:07 +0000

Avatar name win!

By: MeowTseTongue

MeowTseTongue — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:18:08 +0000

Song Win!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:09:24 +0000

Help me if you can, I’ve got to get
Back to the house at Poo Story by one
You’d be surprised there’s so much to be done,
Count all the poo in this dive.
Deal with the crap and the flies.
Back to the ways of Crapscooper Robin and Poo…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:03:43 +0000

Of course it appeared to me those o’s were e’s, and I was wondering why everybody was talking about poo. But the same logic applies.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:02:20 +0000

If it said, “pee storey,” then it could just be informing you that the bathroom facilities are on the second floor. So perhaps it’s a simple spelling error. You don’t see the word “storey” used much in English, for reasons I’ve never fathomed.

By: dethscul

dethscul — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:58:31 +0000

I saw it already. It was pretty crappy, a total waste of time and money.

By: MeowTseTongue

MeowTseTongue — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:44:50 +0000

Ha imagine you enter the building, and it’s just this giant, pristine and yet empty room, no floors, nothing..just gutted.

..And a pedestal in the middle of the room, with a large, bound tome, with the title on the front cover that says “POO STORY”

By: memememe

memememe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:23:10 +0000

I notice nobody wanted to be first on this one.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:15:28 +0000

*shattered innocence*
And here I was thinking about Pooh, Piglet, Eyeore, Tigger, Kanga, and Roo.

By: Doctari

Doctari — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:13:08 +0000

Its funny cause its poop