Comments on: That’s because it’s so mindbogglingly big

By: Amesie

Amesie — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:41:11 +0000

I have a feeling my boyfriend would appreciate this card…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:55:45 +0000

Accompanied by Madonna’s “Like A Virgin.”

By: MarieS

MarieS — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:58:55 +0000

ummm… Judy Chicago actually

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:01:22 +0000

Just the right plates for serving cherry pie!

By: Who?

Who? — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:32:46 +0000

And I would have a dollar.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:26:56 +0000

You’d have five cents.

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:41:49 +0000

If I had a nickel very time I heard that…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:57:05 +0000

I have some friends who were old hippies (okay, I have LOTS of friends who were old hippies), but this particular pair had not been to a concert in decades. But Pink Floyd was in town and so they laid in a few funny cigarettes to take to the concert, without realizing that–utterly unlike when I saw them back in the ’70s–open drug use at concerts is no longer the norm, and in fact in most venues is likely to bring your experience of the concert to a screeching halt, as security hauls you off! In fact, often you can’t smoke ANYTHING! Now, I have learned to appreciate even the trippiest music without chemicals except those internally generated, but not all of us old flower children have learned the art.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:39:17 +0000

I was a complete nerd who had a job and strict parents in high school, so when I got to college I did the sensible thing and reinvented myself as the freakiest, craziest, wildest thing in an era when freakiness was quite the fashion. Of course, most of my friends then did the sensible thing after college and settled down. Me, I just found new friends, you know, the ragamuffin drunken people and psychotics!

By: Me

Me — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:00:27 +0000

oh my god. does she do it on purpose??? lol!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:10:11 +0000

What about the flowers sequence in “The Wall”? That messed with my head the first time I saw it. Of course, I did make the mistake of trying to watch the film without any chemical enhancements to the psyche beforehand.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:24:25 +0000

Married for 12 years…might have had something to do with us both being the unpopular types in highschool, and never having anyone interested enough to lead us down the path of temptation! And then both of us being just the quiet, studious types in college (no drinking or partying). So when we met, we were both newbies and had to learn together, which was fun.

Though, I could see how it would be daunting to teach someone everything…

By: kurotokage

kurotokage — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:54:50 +0000

Georgia O’Keeffe.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:37:45 +0000

Wow! That has to be a rarity these days. (Of course, I have no idea how long ago that was, but I think I recall you saying something about being a child of the ’70s.)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:35:30 +0000

No, I got married. There are some similarities.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:40:57 +0000

My husband and I were both newbies…it was pretty awesome

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:25:02 +0000

Delicately and elegantly put.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:02:47 +0000

It takes a lot of work and communications to determine if a zone is currently erogenous or erroneous.

By: Toitel

Toitel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:07:02 +0000

I’m not the only one to be a little weirded out to have my thing look like a flower right?

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:37:46 +0000

OMG did he die?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:20:59 +0000

Don’t know. Never had the opportunity.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:00:14 +0000

The worker bee then came over, buzzed her, cleaned her pistil, and shared some sweetness till they both got what they needed.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:47:03 +0000

He spread his colors wide open and dusted himself with a sweet powder that made them swarm. He was ready to give it all to the first worker bee wanting to gobble his load. He changed his mind and decided to go slow and share a piece with all the worker bees that came by.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:18:02 +0000

“Get up get it out and
groove it in and out and
move it up and down and
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS”

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:35:10 +0000

What could be better than roses on a piano?? Tulips on an organ.

By: Onion

Onion — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:10:01 +0000

“I wish you would get it fixed”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:22:38 +0000

I would argue, cannot be perfect until after – do you really want a complete newbie, to whom you have to teach *everything*?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:49:07 +0000

She had no stigma about pointing a pistil at him with style until she got what she wanted.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:44:14 +0000

It is the fuzzy anther he has on the end of his stamen that fire the desires in her thoughts.

By: Lilly

Lilly — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:43:59 +0000

“Guys, you know you better watch out,
Some girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thi-i-i-ing.”

By: Mae

Mae — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:32:05 +0000

I always think about my mans thing too. I need to get him this card.

By: dethscul

dethscul — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:22:15 +0000

That thing, you know that thing we was talking about, I took care of that.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:50:40 +0000

Way for the Japanese to generalize.

By: brazzy

brazzy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:33:19 +0000

I know exactly what Japanese phrase someone translated a little too literally here…

Too bad they didn’t got for “I like you”, which would have ended up as “I like your thing”…

By: DarthKain

DarthKain — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:01:37 +0000

This person can’t keep their mind off of that person’s thing. I bet the one who’s attached to that thing can’t keep their hands off of it.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:18:01 +0000

Not so perfect after she’s been deflowered…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:16:33 +0000

This sentiment would have been appropriate when I was, say, 16.

By: madlibs

madlibs — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:12:49 +0000

Tulip: Symbol of The Perfect Lover

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:02:59 +0000

that thing you sent me.
-Peterpotamus would be proud