Comments on: Aww, Big Brother is kinda cutesy.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Sat, 07 May 2011 10:16:36 +0000

ROFLMAO! It’s the disembodied alien hand that hides in your stomach. That would make an awesome movie!

By: Ubermensch

Ubermensch — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 06:34:14 +0000

Indonesia, practically not that straight.
Indonesian people not as fool and hipocricy as Malay.

By: Ubermensch

Ubermensch — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 06:24:58 +0000

Malaysian stupid!
They were hipocrisy!

By: Cheesey1

Cheesey1 — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:54:47 +0000

But you’re not watching me any more, so it’s fine.

By: lime

lime — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:39:45 +0000

Its obviously Malay! we’re related but have different language.
and who told you about that Islamic law?? hahahah.. there’s no such thing like that in our country! maybe there is in Malaysia ‘cos they put up that sign! LOL!!

By: Big Brother

Big Brother — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:09:06 +0000

Wonderful ideas. Thank you.

By: dan

dan — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:57:10 +0000

Could be Malay or Indonesian, the two are very related.

Not sure about Malaysia, but under Islamic law in Indonesia, kissing in public can land you in jail, even if you’re kissing your spouse.

By: Swami

Swami — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:57:04 +0000

Interesting – I see the word “Sila” there, that is a word for “morality” in many Buddhist countries. Maybe Malaysia too?

By: VBAadmin

VBAadmin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:05:34 +0000

Do not hire white kids to pose for a sign and put their lips one inch from each other! THEY WERE WATCHING!

By: amber

amber — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:25:23 +0000

Mind your own dang business po-po. If we wanna kiss in the grocery store, we will. Do people really have nothing better to do than monitor pointless crap like that?

By: ShadowPhrogg

ShadowPhrogg — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:30:23 +0000

immoral behaviour makes you immortal… at least for a few seconds…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:07:01 +0000

Then perhaps this is a warning that getting too close to people can get you attacked by the alien in their stomach. Now THAT’S a cool warning!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:04:14 +0000

Or perhaps a nice bleach douche.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:35:28 +0000

And can not be used in any S#xual position in the book including or after number 3.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:22:10 +0000

With the lights off.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:21:43 +0000

Let’s see, how did it go? Polite: get son. Romantic: get daughter. More romantic: get ladyboy. How do you get specifically white children? Vanilla secks, I suppose.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:29:45 +0000

It is really amazing and puzzling to try to figure out why the colonialists drew the lines where they did. I’m even more perplexed as to why the lines remain more or less where they were so many years after the end of colonial rule in most places. Of course some lines, like those that defined Yugoslavia, have been broken down, but the original lines remain, albeit internationally.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:27:01 +0000

Of course, Singapore famously still uses caning as a punishment for criminal offenses. That might explain why all the masochists are doing it right downtown on the street.

By: monica

monica — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:28:18 +0000

It’s from the cinema at the Times Square mall in Kuala Lumpur – they have them on the door to each screen.

I’m kind of bummed cos I forgot to take my camera the day I went there and wanted to take a picture to put on here, and now somebody else has done it

For reference, by the amount of young couples being lovey dovey in the streets of KL nobody seems to care too much if people kiss and hold hands.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:47:45 +0000

In warning signs, no-one can hear you scream!

By: 3arth2ndMe1st

3arth2ndMe1st — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:05:09 +0000

That poor girl has a hand exploding from her stomach

By: jcrow

jcrow — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:53:31 +0000

Take a look at a map of borneo.

The two countries are the product of colonialism, not historical cultural divisions.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:10:59 +0000

I believe it’s called “saving money by not coloring in the children’s skin.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:29:20 +0000

There was no sour kraut at dinner, he had a great sense of humour and was generally a happy sort of bloke.

By: Miss Silver

Miss Silver — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:24:41 +0000

why am i not surprised.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:42:08 +0000

Foreplay should be as big as the main event. Was it really a tuba, or your dinner’s sauerkraut?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:15:08 +0000

It’s the accompanying Oompah music that disturbs the peace. I once walked out with a young gent of germanic descent, and whilst he was a lot of fun, the neighbours complained about his pre-lovemaking tuba solos.

By: Kannibal Doktor

Kannibal Doktor — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:29:50 +0000

No german love making in public?
D: boo for me.

By: SS

SS — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:54:03 +0000

Interesting. If I punch it into Google translate under “detect language”, it knows the text is Malay. But if I tell Google it’s Indonesian, it’ll translate it as “Please do not do things that are immoral. You are considered.” Didn’t know the two were related that closely.

By: FK

FK — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:39:57 +0000

yup, that’s Malay alright. I miss home.

By: McBee

McBee — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:28:44 +0000

A great way for pervs and creeps to get their hands on taxpayers money!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:33:57 +0000

Now I’m scared. I’ll be waiting for Competency Cops to burst in every time we…..no, no, can’t think about…have to refrain….

By: jnettie

jnettie — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:32:05 +0000

so, does this mean you have to walk around with your marriage license in your pocket? Great, another thing to stuff into my purse.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:30:44 +0000

I want to refrain myself but I can’t refrain my partner. I try so hard to refrain myself because I knew you were watching us. I find it even harder to refrain myself from : eating, playing on the lols site, reading until dawn, watching mindless TV. Guess I’m lucky there’s no “frivolous lifestyle” police.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:37:09 +0000

I’ll be impressed when the sex police set up an emergency number: dial 6969, perhaps. “Hello, Sex Police? I’m with a bloke at the moment, and he’s so lousy in bed, it’s criminal!” They go around arresting men who are dud roots, then carting them off to be sentenced to learn how to be better lovers. They also do random patrolling, barging into people’s bedrooms to check that no criminally incompetent lovemaking is taking place. Those who are less experienced will of course be given due consideration for that – provided they wear their “L” plate whilst they are learning.

By: Tice with a J

Tice with a J — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:47:44 +0000

Yay for sex police. I always wonder: don’t such people have anything better to do?

By: anasianperson

anasianperson — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:00:47 +0000

Well, in malaysia( the country this sign is probably from) there are actually UNDERCOVER POLICE catching couples who are making out in public or in a park or something. They go to them and ask for they’re marriage license and stuff. Yay for democracy

By: saywhat

saywhat — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:06:42 +0000

poor little girl with mullet.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:52:52 +0000

We WERE watching you, but then it got too boring, since all you did was come close to kissing. So please refrain from immoral behavior. We’re going inside to watch some p0rn.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:13:17 +0000

Or do they mean behaviour that produces white children?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:24:41 +0000

European leather britches overstimulate the naughty bits and drive the mind into the dark pits of sexual depravity. No lederhosen except in the privacy of the bedroom of a married man and woman.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:20:13 +0000

This must have came from a baptist church or something.

By: 2wcp

2wcp — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:11:00 +0000

@moe
it’s Malay. So most probably this signboard was spotted somewhere in Malaysia.

By: moe

moe — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:33:59 +0000

The sign seems to be in a SE Asian language. Interestingly, the individuals in the illustration appear to be white children, going by the light-colored hair. White kids kissing will not be tolerated!!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:20:37 +0000

I saw wat you did thar!

By: deejinator

deejinator — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:27:07 +0000

Personally, I think immaral behavior is some of the most fun.

By: Darkailleam

Darkailleam — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:05:18 +0000

They WERE watching….

♪ “so if you wanna love me, then darling don’t refrain….”♪♫

AHHH