Please refrain yourself from immoral behaviour. We were watching you!
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They WERE watching….
♪ “so if you wanna love me, then darling don’t refrain….”♪♫
AHHH
Personally, I think immaral behavior is some of the most fun.
I saw wat you did thar!
The sign seems to be in a SE Asian language. Interestingly, the individuals in the illustration appear to be white children, going by the light-colored hair. White kids kissing will not be tolerated!!
Or do they mean behaviour that produces white children?
I believe it’s called “saving money by not coloring in the children’s skin.”
Let’s see, how did it go? Polite: get son. Romantic: get daughter. More romantic: get ladyboy. How do you get specifically white children? Vanilla secks, I suppose.
Or perhaps a nice bleach douche.
@moe
it’s Malay. So most probably this signboard was spotted somewhere in Malaysia.
Interesting – I see the word “Sila” there, that is a word for “morality” in many Buddhist countries. Maybe Malaysia too?
This must have came from a baptist church or something.
European leather britches overstimulate the naughty bits and drive the mind into the dark pits of sexual depravity. No lederhosen except in the privacy of the bedroom of a married man and woman.
With the lights off.
And can not be used in any S#xual position in the book including or after number 3.
We WERE watching you, but then it got too boring, since all you did was come close to kissing. So please refrain from immoral behavior. We’re going inside to watch some p0rn.
poor little girl with mullet.
Well, in malaysia( the country this sign is probably from) there are actually UNDERCOVER POLICE catching couples who are making out in public or in a park or something. They go to them and ask for they’re marriage license and stuff. Yay for democracy
Yay for sex police. I always wonder: don’t such people have anything better to do?
so, does this mean you have to walk around with your marriage license in your pocket? Great, another thing to stuff into my purse.
A great way for pervs and creeps to get their hands on taxpayers money!
I’ll be impressed when the sex police set up an emergency number: dial 6969, perhaps. “Hello, Sex Police? I’m with a bloke at the moment, and he’s so lousy in bed, it’s criminal!” They go around arresting men who are dud roots, then carting them off to be sentenced to learn how to be better lovers. They also do random patrolling, barging into people’s bedrooms to check that no criminally incompetent lovemaking is taking place. Those who are less experienced will of course be given due consideration for that – provided they wear their “L” plate whilst they are learning.
Now I’m scared. I’ll be waiting for Competency Cops to burst in every time we…..no, no, can’t think about…have to refrain….
Of course, Singapore famously still uses caning as a punishment for criminal offenses. That might explain why all the masochists are doing it right downtown on the street.
Wonderful ideas. Thank you.
I want to refrain myself but I can’t refrain my partner. I try so hard to refrain myself because I knew you were watching us. I find it even harder to refrain myself from : eating, playing on the lols site, reading until dawn, watching mindless TV. Guess I’m lucky there’s no “frivolous lifestyle” police.
yup, that’s Malay alright. I miss home.
Interesting. If I punch it into Google translate under “detect language”, it knows the text is Malay. But if I tell Google it’s Indonesian, it’ll translate it as “Please do not do things that are immoral. You are considered.” Didn’t know the two were related that closely.
Take a look at a map of borneo.
The two countries are the product of colonialism, not historical cultural divisions.
It is really amazing and puzzling to try to figure out why the colonialists drew the lines where they did. I’m even more perplexed as to why the lines remain more or less where they were so many years after the end of colonial rule in most places. Of course some lines, like those that defined Yugoslavia, have been broken down, but the original lines remain, albeit internationally.
No german love making in public?
D: boo for me.
It’s the accompanying Oompah music that disturbs the peace. I once walked out with a young gent of germanic descent, and whilst he was a lot of fun, the neighbours complained about his pre-lovemaking tuba solos.
Foreplay should be as big as the main event. Was it really a tuba, or your dinner’s sauerkraut?
There was no sour kraut at dinner, he had a great sense of humour and was generally a happy sort of bloke.
why am i not surprised.
That poor girl has a hand exploding from her stomach
In warning signs, no-one can hear you scream!
Then perhaps this is a warning that getting too close to people can get you attacked by the alien in their stomach. Now THAT’S a cool warning!
ROFLMAO! It’s the disembodied alien hand that hides in your stomach. That would make an awesome movie!
It’s from the cinema at the Times Square mall in Kuala Lumpur – they have them on the door to each screen.
I’m kind of bummed cos I forgot to take my camera the day I went there and wanted to take a picture to put on here, and now somebody else has done it
For reference, by the amount of young couples being lovey dovey in the streets of KL nobody seems to care too much if people kiss and hold hands.
immoral behaviour makes you immortal… at least for a few seconds…
Mind your own dang business po-po. If we wanna kiss in the grocery store, we will. Do people really have nothing better to do than monitor pointless crap like that?
Do not hire white kids to pose for a sign and put their lips one inch from each other! THEY WERE WATCHING!
Could be Malay or Indonesian, the two are very related.
Not sure about Malaysia, but under Islamic law in Indonesia, kissing in public can land you in jail, even if you’re kissing your spouse.
Its obviously Malay! we’re related but have different language.
and who told you about that Islamic law?? hahahah.. there’s no such thing like that in our country! maybe there is in Malaysia ‘cos they put up that sign! LOL!!
Indonesia, practically not that straight.
Indonesian people not as fool and hipocricy as Malay.
But you’re not watching me any more, so it’s fine.
Malaysian stupid!
They were hipocrisy!