Comments on: Planned Parenthood experimented with that slogan

By: scramp

scramp — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 02:37:03 +0000

correct!!

By: ash ng.

ash ng. — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 08:42:46 +0000

where can i get this shirt???? iwant it!!!1

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 19:37:07 +0000

you need help from a perverted friend

By: Gwen H

Gwen H — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:58:52 +0000

I need this shirt! To tell the guys the truth!

By: lorreto8

lorreto8 — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:34:28 +0000

lolz. XP

By: Sigman Fraud

Sigman Fraud — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:30:01 +0000

Which brings us to Ann Elk’s Second Theory, based on Ann Elk’s First Theory, about the brontosaurus, which is her theory, belonging to her, being hers and thought up by her, “Second Theory about the brontosaurus”, by Anne Elk, bracket, Miss, bracket. I am going to say her second theory now.
Ahem. AHEM.
“… causing far to much unavoidable embarrassment, thus resulting in their extinction.”
That is her theory, which is hers and is owned by her. Being her theory.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:35:32 +0000

Sorry for the grammar mistakes…this is my first time posting and I can’t see everything using my iPod.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:33:06 +0000

I took this picture. Small town where Koreans farm corn and not even the teachers knows what it means. They just see a cute cat and nothing else. Also, many of my students are so poor that they only have two or three changes of clothes…so, I see this shirt over and over! My friend posted it on his webpage and to end the guessing for all of you, yup it is a 4th grade girl. In Korea they are born at age one-different way of counting. This little girl is ten years old.

By: mr buttons

mr buttons — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:38:46 +0000

i expected you……im always expecting……

By: Who?

Who? — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:26:29 +0000

Kinda sounds like a phrase for Abstinence.

By: O.o

O.o — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:51:29 +0000

Gah, when I was in fourth grade, I had a shirt that said “Playboy” on it (along with the bunny and all). When I asked my parents what it meant, they said it meant a child playing. Now *that* fails.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:08:16 +0000

If they were inscrewable, they couldn’t have children.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:25:45 +0000

I think there’s an automatic filter running, flagging any post which contains hits on its blacklist of words. I’m not sure how space sensitive it is, but this post will test it. The pen is mightier than the sword. If u can see how im testing this, or even if you can’t, don’t bother commenting on my intentionally weird grammar/spelling.

By: sinfonie

sinfonie — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:50:38 +0000

Aren’t Asians *supposed* to be inscrutable? It could even mean that cat cuisine is a personal preference.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:49:32 +0000

I have trouble with vice squads as I cross county and state lines. They are never clear on whether they are promoting or suppressing it. I never know if my vice participation is excessive or insufficient. It all depends on how the sin tax is incorporated into local laws.

By: LaEscopeta

LaEscopeta — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:28:08 +0000

Getting back to the original t shirt; is any one against the message? (Aside from the fact it is apparently on 4th grader.)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:17:41 +0000

According to what I found on google, it’s a 4th grade girl wearing the shirt, and the only person who seemed worried about it was her teacher, who AFAIK took the photo. In my book, that makes it all kinds of funny!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:09:11 +0000

LOL! I’d be more worried if they were examining her motorcycle, especially the seat.

By: ikr

ikr — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:12:57 +0000

Why assume it’s a young girl wearing the shirt? There aren’t any boobs, but you can’t see the head or arms, so it could just as easily be a guy who knows exactly what it says and thinks he’s be being funny. The shirt itself contains no engrish.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:20:43 +0000

I think the Engrish is that for a child this young to be wearing this shirt, the child/its parents must have been completely oblivious as to what it actually said.

It’s a bit like when you see Australians wearing those chain-store t-shirts with random Japanese letters. Maybe they all say, ‘stupid Westerner’.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:05:21 +0000

A day without a clonk is a day without, well, without a clonk.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:56:49 +0000

Yeah, examining them. I’m sure that’s what they’re doing.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:18:50 +0000

Yes, since you ask, now I just have to get those stilettoes back – the Vice Squad say that they should be finished examining them by the end of the week.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:40:17 +0000

Have you gotten your corsets back from the armorer?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:14:58 +0000

DnT just used up his Get Out Of Dreadful Pun Hell free card. You, on the other hand, Brother John, get a *clonk*.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:13:14 +0000

It’s a Monty Python reference.
Anne Elk’s theory about the brontosaurus, which is her theory, belonging to her, being hers and thought up by her, “Theory about the brontosaurus”, by Anne Elk, bracket, Miss, bracket. I am going to say her theory now.
Ahem. AHEM.
The brontosaurus was thin at the end, thick in the middle, then thin again at the other end. That is her theory, which is hers and is owned by her. Being her theory.
Or words to that effect.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:09:35 +0000

Only if you are wearing an inappropriate foundation garment.

By: ikr

ikr — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:20:06 +0000

I’m surprised it took so long for someone to point this out. How is it engrish if it’s an intentional joke?

*shakes head and walks away*

By: Alice

Alice — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:59:39 +0000

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By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:47:11 +0000

I want to hear about Ann Elk who had a theory about the brontosaurus, Dr. Handle.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:10:37 +0000

Especially since it was one of the seminal discussions of Engrish. Those kinds of discussions tend to end on a rather sticky note.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:06:32 +0000

But I want to know more about Abotu, the brontosaurus!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:04:57 +0000

And obviously, the fireman climbed it because it was there.

By: Mae

Mae — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:05:03 +0000

And the fact that it is on a 4th grader…

but other than that I agree.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:49:31 +0000

And weapons of distracting masses.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:49:07 +0000

Abotu the Brontosaurus thought Anne Elk was a forgery. Something about the antlers looking like coral.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:41:57 +0000

Call the anti-terrorist team! There are weapons of mass distraction in there somewhere!

By: o.O

o.O — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:02:05 +0000

Um, That’s not Engrish. It’s a really cool slogan about our right to choose our sexual partners. The only thing wrong here that I can see is the misspelling of “pussies”. But, honestly, that’s a little dumb to laugh at, as I’m certain that many Americans would be very likely to make the same mistake.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:53:18 +0000

and generating visually induced testosterone brain poisoning in men.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:05:05 +0000

I refer of course to Anne Elk, who had a theory about the brontosaurus.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:04:56 +0000

I refer of course to Anne Elk, who had a theory abotu the brontosaurus.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:04:00 +0000

NOBODY expects the Sisterhood! Our chief weapon is feminimity, and wiles. Wiles and feminity… Our two weapons are feminimity and wiles, and mind-reading. Our three weapons are femininity and wiles and mind-reading and blatant psychological manipulation… four… amongst our weapons… damn, I’ll come in again.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:14:14 +0000

Good advice! I didn’t even see you there, right behind me.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:09:39 +0000

I heard Molly Sugden died recently, in her 80s, so I won’t make the obvious(?) comment.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:03:56 +0000

Lotsa luck! A copy of one of those magazines that doesn’t have pages stuck together would be a collector’s item!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:01:26 +0000

Yes, but so does the Apatosaurus.

By: GnyomoDiFormaggio

GnyomoDiFormaggio — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:00:54 +0000

You’d think that, but the squirrells won’t let you touch the hacksaws. it kind of projects an image you know.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:59:43 +0000

I’d suggest avoiding contact with dinosaurs, lest one find Allosauruses after you.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:57:38 +0000

I always thought rodent teeth precluded the need for any hacksaws.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:57:12 +0000

Don’t A-patosaurus on the head! They like to be scratched on the neck.