Comments on: Yes they are

By: mitch

mitch — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 02:14:31 +0000

you touch 11 year olds?

By: DR Mac

DR Mac — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:55:18 +0000

Actually, a c*ck is a type of valve, therefore legitimate English.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:59:17 +0000

Water with a high calcium content doesn’t attack lead piping. Sour or bitter wine was boiled it in a lead pot in Roman times. The acids and alcohol attacked the lead and and sweetened the wine with lead salts and tetra ethyl lead. Western civilization was saved when they found poor wine made good Asti Spumante and Champagne.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:51:32 +0000

Everyone knows the self named plumbing device is being devised by Mr. Bigowsky.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:48:55 +0000

*Ding* Device. Devise is a verb, device is a noun.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:46:43 +0000

It is believed this may well have contributed to the fall of the Roman Empire.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:08:10 +0000

Actuallu the word ‘plumber’ comes from the latin ‘plumbum’ meaning lead (notice its periodic symbol, Pb), as plumbers jobs originally consisted of pounding lead pipes into shape to fix them. Lead pipes. Wouldn’t you just LOVE drinking water that went through those?

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:05:26 +0000

Not as funny in text…

By: hmm

hmm — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:32:54 +0000

that’s prolly cos the other side cannot decide which Asian language to translate to (since there are so many) and thus not bother, resulting in sanely low amounts of translational errors.

By: Susannie

Susannie — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:38:18 +0000

Yeah! Everyone knows your plumbing devise is named Mr. Bigowsky.

By: Susannie

Susannie — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:36:36 +0000

Original context? Hihi! Sorry, even the plumbing reference is amusing

By: Remko

Remko — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:42:01 +0000

The thing you really should be asking is: How the hell can the people responsible for these translations still have a job?

I’m assuming they still have their jobs, as the amount of translational errors on Asian products is insanely high.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:35:37 +0000

Now that you mention it, that does sound like one of his. Well, if you’re going to do it, you might as well crib from the best!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:24:14 +0000

I cribbed mine from comedian Steven Wright, who is a wonderful source of brilliant oxymorons. He once put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:44:35 +0000

No. I’m still looking for a brilliant oxymoron.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:47:14 +0000

Thankyouverymuch.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:46:43 +0000

… named for their tendency to do exactly that.

By: Alice

Alice — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:04:07 +0000

Another: PINGAS!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:07:54 +0000

Great name! “Ajohnson153″ could be the make & model of the product in the photo!

By: GnyomoDiFormaggio

GnyomoDiFormaggio — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:21:51 +0000

oh somebody all ready said that, oh well.

By: John Henry

John Henry — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:42:33 +0000

i’ve heard that one before…

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:06:33 +0000

wang jokes ftw :]

By: GnyomoDiFormaggio

GnyomoDiFormaggio — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:22:43 +0000

HaHa that’s what she said.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:32:34 +0000

OCR filters: obsessive compulsive rejection.

By: Ajohnson153

Ajohnson153 — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:35:36 +0000

A better caption for this would be “That’s what she said…” Just had to put my $0.02 in there.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:02:31 +0000

I just unplug the UPS. The small one will produce 150 w. The big one will produce 1000 w. The gasoline generator will do 3kw. The last set of high temperatures and storms knocked my brother’s power out for 3 days

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:11:18 +0000

Have you managed to obtain a cordless extension cord yet?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:09:12 +0000

When you get to my age, if the thing goes off at sunrise you just praise the Lord and go back to sleep!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:45:55 +0000

It wouldn’t surprise me, but it looks like this one has x & y axis controls! Since I tend to collect weird products that make very little sense, I just might buy one of these, to go with my solar powered keyring light and the iPod remote control. (OK, I know where you might use the Ipod thing. It just tickles my sense of weirdness that something designed as a portable music unit now has all the add-ons to make it a fixed system!)

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:18:25 +0000

You can just go to your Me Room if you’re going to do That Sort Of Thing.

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:07:31 +0000

Are my eyes deceiving me?
Does that shower have a remote control?
And if so, why?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:39:01 +0000

Good call! Especially as it's Python!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:36:42 +0000

It looks like the graphic for the joke that ends, “No, he’s a clarinet player. He’ll teach you how to hold it.”

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:59:00 +0000

“Isn’t it delightful to have a dong?”

good times.

By: dethscul

dethscul — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:23:48 +0000

Wonder if there’s a Wonderful Hen model? I could use the eggs, rather than have this thing go off at sunrise.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:22:21 +0000

Yes, but where’s the fun in that? Being in touch with The Puerile 11-Year-Old Within is much more amusing.

By: jebus

jebus — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:08:33 +0000

You would owe more than the bailout plan.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:22:35 +0000

If so, perhaps we haven’t heard the whole truth about “waterboarding.”

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:01:45 +0000

The guards at Guantanamo?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:52:43 +0000

Most filters can’t do OCR on a photo image, they only read the text. This is often used to get offensive materials past mail filters and block bots from pages.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:51:00 +0000

It really is a pretty bizarre-looking set of equipment. Looks like something someone into “water sports” might have.

By: Janet

Janet — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:47:44 +0000

I think it has to with search engines They don’t want Google to classify them as an “adult” website or something.

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:41:24 +0000

If I had a nickel every time I heard that…

By: giskard

giskard — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:35:46 +0000

I have always wondered why they censor the dirty word in the description but not in the photo.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:23:25 +0000

The wonderful charming c0ck tries to scrub the hens backs while they shower. She doesn’t understand and becomes as upset as a wet chicken.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:10:34 +0000

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the adjective “charming” in reference to one before.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:06:02 +0000

And what a beautifully clean rooster you’ll have after using this!