Comments on: What a victoly!

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:40:16 +0000

I liked the game on Sega master system.

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:38:58 +0000

Your sister is a professional journal? Sounds kinky.

By: cannibalchris

cannibalchris — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:52:15 +0000

EPIC Comment roundeye!!!

By: Cat

Cat — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:06:44 +0000

AHAHAHA AVGN!!! The Ghostbusters game was HORRIBLE, but the review was hilarious

By: Sweet

Sweet — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:13:58 +0000

Hells yeah

By: Lan Sukasa

Lan Sukasa — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:47:15 +0000

How do i “Rest my heroes???”

By: Luco

Luco — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:21:44 +0000

That c-c-combo breaker was truly epic

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:42:21 +0000

Your princess is in another castle

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:17:56 +0000

This site is a buffet of software, and a big scoop of each. This page is XML with JavaScript and the ads are JavaScript if static, or Flash if animated. Those are used by the browser to present this page. I don’t know if it is a Unix or Windows server and running IIS or Apache. There is a database server and the web site server appears to be communicating with PHP between the page generator, database, and web page. The flip site is all done with JavaScript coding.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:02:54 +0000

Thanks, PG. I wasn’t 100% sure I had it right until I posted, but your instructions got me there.
BTW, what is the name of the kind of engine or whatever that this site is made with, and that these tricks work with? I tried googling http & php- not those, apparently.
I’ll leave it to you to study flip generator. My software knowledge is nowhere near yours. I’m just getting into Terminal on my iMac, very, very carefully!

By: CleaningCaptain

CleaningCaptain — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:52:54 +0000

Well, this game DID make me want to kill myself at a couple of points…

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:41:40 +0000

Great link, and great working embedded link. I’m trying to figure out the flip. I’m not sure if it is a hidden font, or a browser code easter egg. I’m going to read through the JavaScript when I get a chance.

By: McDoom

McDoom — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:33:24 +0000

You are on the way to destruction.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 02:28:18 +0000

Women and their physical self-concepts! I don’t know how many times I’ve had a woman who was absolutely beautiful in my office who told me how ugly and fat she was. As far as “elderly,” I doubt you have many years on me, if any. And plenty of women my age and older look attractive to me. So don’t be so hard on yourself!

By: giraffie

giraffie — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:27:55 +0000

I feel used. You said nothing about culture justice in the manual. >.<

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:25:11 +0000

You say that you could see my…nvm. I suppose reparations are now in order. Seeing an elderly nvm could cause PSTD or, in extreme case, OCD and a mandate (from the victim) of DNR. I’ll send a check along next week.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:53:44 +0000

I can't take much credit for this trick. some time ago, I happened to be reading the right page of failblog where somebody let out the secret. It's all done at this site:flip generator. The instructions there are easy to follow. I don't think I'll be posting any trick that I have under my pants on this site!

By: Deminia

Deminia — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:44:40 +0000

Nintendo of Europe hires people to do proofreading and beta testing of videogames (in teams of eight). I had my job interview to become one yesterday so they already told me a little about the process.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:24:53 +0000

Yes, we increasingly rely on computers, who cannot distinguish whether we are complaining about our pain or our pane, which can be inconvenient when the glazier shows up to attend to our cramps.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:21:55 +0000

I suspect most of us had to read it, although I have always found reading upside down and/or backwards easier than I thought it should be. But Mr. Droll, you do have quite a few tricks up your sleeve! Or would this one be under your pants???

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:30:13 +0000

So that'swhat proofreaders do these days? They seem to be a dying breed, unfortunately.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:26:36 +0000

No, but while you were reading it, we could see your…… nvm.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:35:37 +0000

Very clever, but does the fact that I had to – HAD to – read it make me anal?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:06:58 +0000

I’m afraid for those humor-impaired folks to bend so that we can see their funny side, they’d have to do an eight-dimensional contortion. One that turned them into someone else. Public Service Announcement: The name of this site is engrishFUNNY.com. Those who do not have a funny bone in their body are politely asked to find another site to peruse, perhaps ieventakespongebobsquarepantsseriously.com…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:02:28 +0000

Rarely is the question asked. Now I can see why!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:00:18 +0000

Ah, yes, that other common cause of tooth loss and brain damage.

By: Rabin

Rabin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:14:35 +0000

What you say!?

By: An elite

An elite — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:37:08 +0000

You have no chance to survive make your time.

By: kaleidoscope

kaleidoscope — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:37:46 +0000

I would photoshop this so at the end where it says “Now go and rest our heroes” it would say “Now go and be An Hero!”

By: WorrierPrincess

WorrierPrincess — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:23:40 +0000

Canada. And I believe a fair amount of crystal meth gets smoked here, but mostly I was thinking of hockey.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:11:27 +0000

I don’t know about Americans, but they do hire Britons to proof-read articles for publication in professional journals. My sister is one of them.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:03:47 +0000

Oh my! They’re all coming out of the woodwork lately! I’m starting to worry that there’s a crazed doctor out there performing mass humorectomies and then releasing the victims onto this site.
I could waste time arguing, but instead, why don’t you
˙ǝpıs ʎuunɟ ɹnoʎ ǝǝs llɐ uɐɔ ǝʍ os sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ ɹǝʌo puǝq

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:22:04 +0000

Good grief, what *is* our children learning?

By: Hctib Kcidymkcus

Hctib Kcidymkcus — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:11:17 +0000

Dubya? Never heard of him since January. Stop bringing back the dead. The only thing positive in your message is “More Engrish for us!”. Other than them the ten first words that came out of your trolling butt are nothing but nerd-hotdog-fapping fodder.

Oh, and remove your face from Uranus, it’s disgusting.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:56:24 +0000

I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:52:32 +0000

Real Americans? You mean like Dubya? I wish they would. More Engrish for us!

By: Hctib Kcidymkcus

Hctib Kcidymkcus — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:48:54 +0000

Why can’t the Japanese hire real Americans for proofreading? Damn it.

By: Grue

Grue — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:12:49 +0000

AVGN beat you guys to the punch.

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:15:35 +0000

I RORed

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:34:19 +0000

Multiple exclamation marks – the sign of a disturbed mind.

By: click

click — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:55:16 +0000

hes the angry video game….nerd

By: Radioheadrocks

Radioheadrocks — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:21:10 +0000

He’s the angry Atari/Sega nerd..

By: MRNot

MRNot — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:33:10 +0000

There are some real winners in NES history..

“(We) must rush courageously!” et al..

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:02:25 +0000

That same text is also in the new game on a computer at the Ghostbusters HQ.

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:09:20 +0000

ahh yes. Ghostbusters on NES. As you’ve all said, that AVGN review is awesome!
Gotta love the title screen
GOOTHTBUTHDERTH!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:14:16 +0000

Do you live in Greenland, or a place where crystal meth is widely smoked?

By: WorrierPrincess

WorrierPrincess — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:20:03 +0000

To me it looks like “Just Ice”, which desribes my culture perfectly.

By: irisheagle

irisheagle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:16:19 +0000

i love how AVGN gave this a grammer grade of 20%, but then took the last 20 pts off for lieing about it being a “great game”

By: irisheagle

irisheagle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:15:26 +0000

hes the angry nintendo nerd

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:06:01 +0000

Compooter Littercy.