Comments on: Always trying to be a fruit AND a vegetable. For shame!

By: Amesie

Amesie — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:26:43 +0000

ooh – i wanna date the Wanton Cabbage…

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:18:12 +0000

riri now?
wow eating food for job sound like dream! i think i shall be halth inspector

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:16:23 +0000

isn’t tomatoes won’t naughty?

needs a spanking!

By: Davey

Davey — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:33:14 +0000

I actually wrote did a snack review on these and they were pretty tasty!

By: Clauds

Clauds — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:16:44 +0000

BWAHAHAHHAAAHA! This site is amusing, and the captions are hilarious… but this one had me laughing out really loud. Thanks!!

By: Zing200

Zing200 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:04:16 +0000

I don’t even want to know what he does with those long tentacle protrusions…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:58:56 +0000

…. and leave a rad-ish tinge on them

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 06:29:58 +0000

I suspect they’re worried that the tomatoes might squash the other vegetables.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:40:52 +0000

How about a sprite? That always seemed to me to be a fun thing to be.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:51:35 +0000

What are the Welsh worried about; the naughty tomatoes taking a leek in the garden?

By: Tony

Tony — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:37:41 +0000

Naughty Tomatoes! They probably go well with Welsh (Worried) Lamb.

By: Leanan

Leanan — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:53:41 +0000

Those snacks look like worms…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:09:33 +0000

Understandable, they certainly have a peel.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:47:10 +0000

You don’t have to be fairy if you don’t want to. You could be a goblin. Or a pixie.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:04:16 +0000

I think collagen injections and humans don’t mix well, either! Just look at Melanie Griffith, who used to be a very attractive woman before her lips swelled to grotesque proportions.

By: Kannibal Doktor

Kannibal Doktor — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:14:45 +0000

Naughty cucumbers, all that comes to my mind.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:44:46 +0000

Oh, I love Kurkure! I really wish our snack Co’ss would bring some more international flavors to America.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:34:32 +0000

I don’t know. I think it impaired my memory.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:14:48 +0000

Since when are fun and tasty mutually contradictory? I thought that was precisely the definition of “snack food”!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:13:26 +0000

Yes. The horns are what told me the title was deliberate. But still funny!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:03:10 +0000

References from Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” novels. If you haven’t read any of these, you’ve got some more fun to look forward to!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:49:49 +0000

Wow! Are we sharing the same fridge?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:49:06 +0000

They were too busy monitoring my brain waves and analyzing my sewage.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:47:34 +0000

I’ll turnip my nose and stay out of this one.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:46:50 +0000

Who you callin’ a fairy??? (I’d have probably let it slide if it weren’t the day after payday!)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:46:14 +0000

The CIA never thought to look in your fridge for bin laden.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:43:16 +0000

Can you send me some dried frog pills so I can understand it?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:40:04 +0000

Lettuce discuss it inside. It’s too chili out here.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:19:26 +0000

Don”t worry, just take a few more dried frog pills.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:36:06 +0000

Nifty Alliteration Kudos Fairy is much nice than me.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:35:32 +0000

Should I be worried that I understand what you just said?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:34:47 +0000

You must tie them to the trellis…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:29:06 +0000

Pesky redskins!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:15:05 +0000

I believe Intractable Turnips grow near Lancre, in areas with particularly strong concentrations of magic. The farmers can’t uproot them until Nanny Ogg has been called to take the fight out of them.

By: beancounter

beancounter — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:53:04 +0000

Salary can’t be beet. Of course that is only my oponion.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:00:59 +0000

The tomatoes stole my internetz, but I stole them back now!

By: kaylia

kaylia — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:57:53 +0000

those are damn tasty!

By: Cassaloo

Cassaloo — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:27:29 +0000

Hey no make fun! Those are actually quite tasty!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:19:14 +0000

I dread to think what the chokos did…
Intractable Turnips sounds like a disease of elderly cattle.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:17:55 +0000

Did we giggle? If so, it’s Engrish. I’m still giggling.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:00:42 +0000

We don’t have a crisper. We have a rotter.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:57:31 +0000

I’ve seen that masterpiece and it’s one of the few drinking experiences I don’t regret. I’ve also seen “Plan 9 from Outer Space” and “Glen or Glenda”. I saw those both completely without any mood enhancers. Talk about being torn between laughter and boredom.

By: Gone_with_the_wendell

Gone_with_the_wendell — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:44:25 +0000

Are you cereal? Not nececelery…

By: Gone_with_the_wendell

Gone_with_the_wendell — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:43:11 +0000

Did you like Shock Treatment?

By: doortank

doortank — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:20:30 +0000

omg, i was in india a couple of months ago, and I HAD those. They’re like those really hot cheetos, addicting! btw; “Kurkure” is the indian onomatopoeia for “crunchy”. My cousin and I read it and died laughing.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:21:28 +0000

I was wondering what those things were that were surrounding the tomato. At first I thought there were “bacon bits”, which would make sense if the naughty tomatoes were to be used in a salad. But now I have been enlightened, and know they are realistic depictions of the food in the bag.

Are those deliberate snack food “devil horns” sticking out the tomato’s forehead? That would be a witty reference to the “naughty” part.

By: Melody

Melody — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:10:22 +0000

Not Engrish. This is a very popular snack food (think Cheetos but not cheesy) in India. You can also get them at Indian stores in the U.S. I buy them. This is just a new flavor.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:09:41 +0000

No, oh no! Bad, bad tomatoes! They have been setting alight our beacon, which, I’ve just remembered, is Grail shaped. It’s not the first time we’ve had this problem.

It’s not the real Grail?

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty evil Tomatoes! Oh, they are bad, and they must pay the penalty!

By: saywhat

saywhat — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:08:52 +0000

Yes. Good job buckinarut.

By: Nardic

Nardic — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:43:14 +0000

Attttack of the naughty Tomaaaaaaaaatoooooooooos.

They’re the flaming cousins of the Killer versions.