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Wicked, deviant, evil tomatoes…they were hiding in the refrigerator, watching the salad dressing!
Bad, bad tomatoes!!! If they give you anymore problems, let me know.
No, oh no! Bad, bad tomatoes! They have been setting alight our beacon, which, I’ve just remembered, is Grail shaped. It’s not the first time we’ve had this problem.
It’s not the real Grail?
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty evil Tomatoes! Oh, they are bad, and they must pay the penalty!
You must tie them to the trellis…
Attttack of the naughty Tomaaaaaaaaatoooooooooos.
They’re the flaming cousins of the Killer versions.
omg, i was in india a couple of months ago, and I HAD those. They’re like those really hot cheetos, addicting! btw; “Kurkure” is the indian onomatopoeia for “crunchy”. My cousin and I read it and died laughing.
I don’t even want to know what he does with those long tentacle protrusions…
I want a bj from that tomato on the package.
That particular tomato may well be the love child of Steve Tyler, or possibly Mick Jagger. Either that, or it’s a sad demonstration of why salad and collagen injections don’t mix.
I think collagen injections and humans don’t mix well, either! Just look at Melanie Griffith, who used to be a very attractive woman before her lips swelled to grotesque proportions.
Tomatoes are victims of cross cultural gang wars. They are conflicted, trying to be Mexican and Italian at the same time.
Mmmm… saucy!
They just were a little too fresh with the produce clerk.
Naughty Tomatoes…the less ambitious offspring of the Killer Tomatoes!
(“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” was a movie directed by John DeBello).
And if you’ve never seen this film, you absolutely must, since few films have ever come even close to being as bad. Just recalling the theme song (yes, there really is a theme song with the same name) gives me uncontrollable grinning.
Did you like Shock Treatment?
I don’t know. I think it impaired my memory.
I’ve seen that masterpiece and it’s one of the few drinking experiences I don’t regret. I’ve also seen “Plan 9 from Outer Space” and “Glen or Glenda”. I saw those both completely without any mood enhancers. Talk about being torn between laughter and boredom.
And Also NEW
From KURKURE!
Nasty Asparagus
Perverse Potatoes
Bad Beets
Obnoxious Onions
Misbehaving Cauliflower
Unruly Broccoli
Disorderly Leeks
Intractable Turnips
Rascally Radishes
Mischievous Maize
Recalcitrant Carrots
Contrary Cucumbers
Obstreperous Squash
Wanton Cabbage
Wayward Watercress
Ragamuffin Red Beans (for all my Jamaican friends)
Gimme a thesaurus and a seed catalog, and I could be here a long time.
I’d have gone with Brawling Broccoli, but going for the similar ending was certainly an arguable choice. But your list was quite fun! I especially enjoyed the Obstreperous Squash. Not an adjective one sees too often.
Malicious melons (they spit the seeds).
I dread to think what the chokos did…
Intractable Turnips sounds like a disease of elderly cattle.
I believe Intractable Turnips grow near Lancre, in areas with particularly strong concentrations of magic. The farmers can’t uproot them until Nanny Ogg has been called to take the fight out of them.
Should I be worried that I understand what you just said?
Don”t worry, just take a few more dried frog pills.
Can you send me some dried frog pills so I can understand it?
References from Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” novels. If you haven’t read any of these, you’ve got some more fun to look forward to!
ooh – i wanna date the Wanton Cabbage…
I think the tomatoes were influenced by the celery. You know how celery can be…..
Actually salary does more for your virility than celery.
And salary secures serenity as salad days course closer with celerity.
But you’re also spot on about the virility part.
Despite all my earnest attempts at securing a solid self-concept, it is still hard for me to not feel more substantial, worthwhile, and attractive the day after payday than the day before.
P.S. Your first sentence was serendipity!
Yes. Good job buckinarut.
Nifty Alliteration Kudos Fairy is much nice than me.
Who you callin’ a fairy??? (I’d have probably let it slide if it weren’t the day after payday!)
You don’t have to be fairy if you don’t want to. You could be a goblin. Or a pixie.
How about a sprite? That always seemed to me to be a fun thing to be.
Are you cereal? Not nececelery…
Salary can’t be beet. Of course that is only my oponion.
Lettuce discuss it inside. It’s too chili out here.
I’ll turnip my nose and stay out of this one.
Tomatoes hate being stalked by the celery.
They’re not too fond of the rhubarb, either. But really they hate the zucchini, always trying to sprawl out and take over tomato turf.
When celery acts up with the other veggies, it gets removed from the crisper and is put in celery solitary.
I’m afraid with my lax vegetable discipline and my wife’s lack of enthusiasm for salads, I often have to do a complete crisper lockdown (and scrubdown) after some of the veggies have become very, very bad!
Eat more and experience vegetable laxitivism.
Oh, I do my part. Besides salads, which I happen to love and can eat nearly every day, I also use lots of vegetables in stir-fry. But when I buy for three (including my daughter) and only one eats, we tend to get into bin trouble too often.
The CIA never thought to look in your fridge for bin laden.
They were too busy monitoring my brain waves and analyzing my sewage.
We don’t have a crisper. We have a rotter.
Wow! Are we sharing the same fridge?
Not really “engrish”
Here’s the kurkure website:
http://kurkure.co.in/
The silly names are intentional
Yeah, the picture kind of clued me in.
Did we giggle? If so, it’s Engrish. I’m still giggling.
Not Engrish. This is a very popular snack food (think Cheetos but not cheesy) in India. You can also get them at Indian stores in the U.S. I buy them. This is just a new flavor.
I was wondering what those things were that were surrounding the tomato. At first I thought there were “bacon bits”, which would make sense if the naughty tomatoes were to be used in a salad. But now I have been enlightened, and know they are realistic depictions of the food in the bag.
Are those deliberate snack food “devil horns” sticking out the tomato’s forehead? That would be a witty reference to the “naughty” part.
Yes. The horns are what told me the title was deliberate. But still funny!
Hey no make fun! Those are actually quite tasty!
Since when are fun and tasty mutually contradictory? I thought that was precisely the definition of “snack food”!
those are damn tasty!
The tomatoes stole my internetz, but I stole them back now!
Pesky redskins!
Oh, I love Kurkure! I really wish our snack Co’ss would bring some more international flavors to America.
Naughty cucumbers, all that comes to my mind.
Understandable, they certainly have a peel.
Those snacks look like worms…
Naughty Tomatoes! They probably go well with Welsh (Worried) Lamb.
What are the Welsh worried about; the naughty tomatoes taking a leek in the garden?
I suspect they’re worried that the tomatoes might squash the other vegetables.
…. and leave a rad-ish tinge on them
BWAHAHAHHAAAHA! This site is amusing, and the captions are hilarious… but this one had me laughing out really loud. Thanks!!
I actually wrote did a snack review on these and they were pretty tasty!
riri now?
wow eating food for job sound like dream! i think i shall be halth inspector
isn’t tomatoes won’t naughty?
needs a spanking!