How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?
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“Animal crackers in my poop…”
You must not be chewing enough if you can still make out the contents
Oh, lordy, I sing that song on occasion! Hooray for similar bizarre minds.
Here, here! I do likewise! Or wiselike, I forget which…
My father sings that to my shirley temple obsessed mother.
the slapping is always fun to watch
My dad’s like that as well! He does the exact same.
I tend to screw with both of them thanks to my easy access to stink bombs.
Wikelise?
Seriously, that’s not Engrish. It’s exactly what she means to say!
I think you could understand why people might not know that she meant to say that, right?
yeah, i actually DON’T watch dumbass anime
anime is not dumbass u are, your grounded for a week
Yes it is…unless you are kid and watch Pokemon or something.
You don’t have any friends so you escape in to a perverted cartoon world and get a seriously distorted view on women….yeah, that’s pretty “dumbass” to me. I would ground YOU, but it doesn’t matter cause you’ll be in inside your room your whole life anyway.
That’s a good reason for not watching anime too, but what annoys me most is the cheer amount of talking and time wasting that happens in an anime, boring as hell and i have better things to do.
sheer* lol
clearly, you have watched only low-quality anime–there are many whose stories approach literature, whose characters are classic, and whose art is breathtaking.
I agree there are…but still sucks compared to reality
wait, what? who’s talking about reality? i thought we were just comparing opinions on art forms. surely you didn’t think… oh, never mind.
My mistake…taken a bit out of context…My main reason to write was to bad mouth “otaku”s…who are not living out their life in reality. If you’re not an anime nerd who like to call your self “otaku”, but only someone who enjoys the odd good anime that’s out there (cause I have to agree there are) now and then and is against the perverted women hating crap, then I mean nothing bad against you =)
so, as long as my taste is the same as yours, i pass muster?
I’m an anime nerd that likes to call herself a weeaboo.
Reality sucks compared to everything.
He clearly watched Naruto.
Pretty decent anime, actually… though, it has its “moments”. *sigh*
Personally I don’t care for Naruto. I watched it for a while while CN was airing it, but then I decided that Sakura needed to shut her frigging mouth every once in a while and just stopped.
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Even women watch anime. Even HOT, POPULAR wominz.
And saying all anime is crap is like saying every movie in existence is crap. And gives you a distorted image of women. And have perverted things in them.
Clearly, you need to broaden your horizons and watch some cartoonz! You’d be a much happier person!
*remotely wipes hard drive*
NOW, good sir, YOU suck it!
Actually anime can be loved by non-losers as well.
For example, my friend is highly attractive, gets good grades in school, and has a large social life. So saying someone who watches anime, is ALWAYS going to be a looser locked up in his/her room/basement, is stereo typing, and is like saying that anyone who knows how to work a computer is automatically a geek with glasses the size of bowling balls, and a face covered in pimples. Unless you are a jerk, than please don’t stereo type people, much less insult them on the internet.
Hey now I watch anime and I do have a couple of friends. One of my friends is also my hubby. Yes, as in actually got married. I know, shocking isn’t it?
I’m happy that there are people who took this as Engrish…I wish it was…
where is this FROM anyway?
ALMOST the weirdest? I don’t want to know the weirdest…
Ever hear of penis demons?
Also known as 18-year-old males.
One word: Urotsukidoji.
I love Urotsukidoji, it’s weird but good. My fav anime!
I didn’t like Urotsukidoji that much…I liked Night Shift Nurses and Kazama Mana/Nanase Ren/Yugumi Yuu better. :>
actually its from bondage game
Actually it’s not. Night Shift Nurses…
Otaku is not a good thing to be…they are despised in Japan just as anywhere else…
I’d rather be an otaku than watch American TV.
Agreed
“I work alone”
-Solid Snake
“Alone, are you an otaku too?”
-Hal Emmerich aka Ottacon
You dont’ even know what otaku means
Doesn’t Otaku mean ‘Outsider’, or am I just stupid? -First year in Japanese-
‘Otaku’ means ‘fanatic for ‘. But after the anime-boom, it means just someone who really likes animes. Watch all the time and perform cosplay (that is disguise as a anime character), things like that…
That’s actually wrong, the Japanese don’t even use the term Otaku any more and it’s deemed bad old school to use it.
Ottacons reply was epic, for those few that do understand it
That’s fair, but Otaku as “fan of Manga and Anime” is pretty much an English word now.
no actually outsider is gaijin. otaku is someone with obsessive interests in anime
Otaku means being obsessed, not only obsessed with anime. It can be anything so the majority of the people here are very wrong and just say all these mean things cuz they are bored out of their minds.
See my Feb 1 2010 @ 07:48 server. Otaku is an English word as well as a Japanese one.
That’s the two options you have?!….poor poor, POOR kid
Hahaha ye I have that one…lol I thought it was hilarious. But Ye it’s worse than Legend of the overfiend. hahaha
That you sick nerds even know exactly where this is from makes you all huge fails
And now you know, too.
So… how’s it feel to be a huge “fail”?
Really? I thought it was Mew Zakuro…
If that’s the case, someone has a slightly different definition of love than I do.
Yeah she’s hot, but what she’s asking is a bit too much, imo. Remember when a ring and a proposal was enough to prove true love?
Different type of ring altogether here! (Oh dear…)
I’m guessing someone here watches this show.
Love stinks!
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LADIES AND GERMS: I PRESENT YOU WITH TODAY’S COMMENT WINNAH!
** cues J Geils Band **
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awesomenessy
watermark fail
Good point..
There’s been quite a lot of these lately.
Aye caramba! Words fail me.
I’ve been watching all the wrong animes.
This is way too old. I guess this page is running out of ideas. Really.
Also not engrish so I think its a big
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for you
the “page” doesn’t have ideas–WE do! submit something funnier instead of just whinging about ones you don’t like.
I’m not going through my complex definition of engrish again for you. Find my old post if you want it. The short version is, if a translation that does not make sense in a typical english speaking context makes you laugh, it is ENGRISH.
second already, there’s been one a few days ago.
Seriously, big fail on those who know where it comes from….
Ha ha, you got that right!
Well said Sir!
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese?
And what the hell is wrong with the Anglos in my office who are laughing hysterically at that pic?
Hey, hey, hey let’s not be dissing the Japanese and the Anglos. Let’s diss the people that can’t fight back – the Eskimos! Just wait, I’ll get angry comments for folks in Fairbanks.
Oh great, we’ve got a couple of people of Chinese ancestry who have wandered in to see what all the noise is about… now they’re laughing hysterically too… hey, this is my office! Get out, you bunch of lunatics! Yes, I’ll send you the link to the site, if you want it, just get out of my office! Don’t look over my shoulder whilst I’m typing! Go on, bugger off! Yes, I AM telling everyone here about you weirdos! OUT! Hey, leave my stapler there. BRING BACK MY STAPLER!
Is this your red stapler?
No, it’s cheap and black and nondescript, out of the stationery cupboard, but I think a couple of them saw the movie, and now think that it’s hilarious to pinch things off my desk. I don’t get no respect from my minions; I tell them that they should tremble at the mere thought of my displeasure, fall to their knees in my presence – and they laugh! Maybe I’m just not cut out to be an overlord.
I’ll order you the Barnum & Bailey Minion Management Kit. It has a whip, a chair and a gun. The thigh high black patent boots with stiletto heels are a nice touch, though.
Good grief – should I get me corsets back from the armourer then?
My sister lives in Anderson, AK. I’ll go get her…
At least you said nothing of the Irish. Thank you.
Are you TRYING to start a flame war, Kid?
I don’t even know what a flame war is…I’m a normal person…not a computer nerd.
If you are a ‘normal’ person, what are you doing on this site?
hahaha…touche! Ok, not normal I guess…just ignorant about flam wars =)
Being iggerant about flame wars is A Good Thing.
Yeah in America you have Bill Clinton…
win
you forgot the EPIC. in that win.
Ramen to that – gather ye lolz where ye may.
watermark placement fail!!
They did that with “People die when they are killed”, remember? I think it’s time to move it.
My thoughts exactly!
From Wasilla AK, I resent that remark hollyr57, the Japenese/British really do deserve all the slander
And if that’s actually the intended meaning…well…
God Bless you all for sparing the French
I hate everybody, without regard to race, gender, sexual preference or lack thereof, age, weight, height, physical beauty, intelligence or lack thereof, or national origin! Did I miss anyone? Oh, yes, planet of origin or species, either. The whole universe is one big FAIL! Now, can we get back to the LOLZ?
What about favourite colour? I really really really hate people who like the colour orange.
Do they make you blue? They’re only being complementary.
I dunno why, they just make me see red.
Perhaps you should talk to Moses. I understand that he has a way of getting past red sees.
Of all the emailed comments I got today, this one gave me the most LOLZ!
Always glad to give you one back! You had me ROTFL this AM (actually, ’twas yesterday AM, come to think of it).
I’m not going near him – I don’t want a burning bush!
Can this even count as engrish when thats what it’s supposed to say? Old pic is old anyways.
I think Engrish should either be actually mistranslated or at least strangely worded, even if part of the humor comes from the content. But there’s nothing at all wrong with the words here, the only thing funny about it is that innocent looking girl encouraging coprophagia.
Not that there’s anything strange about that…
So… where do i find this cartoon so i can see what happens next? :”>
Do I detect a sh!t-eating grin on your emoticon?
She says “Ki$$ my a$$” like it is a bad thing.
One can be fond of a$$e$ without necessarily being fond of their byproducts!
They kill the doctor….and then realize they miss his poop experiments on them…
Not Engrish and old. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
There’s that Daily Double yet again!
It is from ICHAC. The cat is scolding the dog for not cleaning the cat box.
Seriously, fan-subs should be protected by UNESCO.
I think so.
It seems to be. Don’t you google any term you don’t recognise? It’s very educational. There are some clips.
Looks like we got a green avatar convention here.
hey, you’re the same colors as me!
The fact that you know this makes you one of the saddest nerds out there.
You’re trying too hard to start a fight. Seriously. Chill out.
You’re even sadder for coming and bothering other people about it.
possibly the need to make personal insults against persons about whom you know nothing…
how do i “fall under my own argument”? i just made the judgement that trying to harm someone else (insulting them) is, in my opinion, a worse crime than having poor taste (watching something that, to certain people, is of little value). would you argue with that assessment?
Self FAIL?
♫When I think about it, I fail myself.♪
That is the weirdest one I’ve seen so far.
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Knowing what goes on in some Japanese animation, that subtitle is probably very accurate to what is going on.
You remember the titles of pr0n films? The ones I’ve seen all look the same. Ho hum.
Only the most memorable, which I will certainly concede are few and far between.
I’ve seen a lot of things in these films, but I’ve never heard a ho hum!
I do recall one scene in which deep throating was accompanied by humming noises, apparently to create more of a vibrating sensation. Couldn’t tell you the title, though.
I have never recovered from watching a piece of an episode of LA Blue Girl – ninja sex craft? It all got a bit weird, I’m afraid. I had to watch three Brother Cadfaels in a row to recover after that.
la blue girl is innocent compared to some other things out there
but if oyu want to fall asleep, watch g taste
Dont they mean.. 2 Girls 1 Finger????
You’d think I’d know how to identify this anime, being the huge teenage girl nerd that I am…but I got nothing on this conundrum.
love it.but for real I will never eat peanutbutter with out that pics in my head
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do *that*.
Meatloaf WIN!
Great quote for this theme. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “pinch off a loaf”!
John Bobbitt: Uncut.
You won’t regret it… much.
lawl. its not engrish i bet, but still, its…yeah.
havent seen many anime stuffs here.
That’s because anime is so hard to stuff!
4chan is just worrying some times
Am I the only one thinking this one is not mistranslated??
no, ur not… ppl are just too idiot to realise that anime is not just for children… it’s also to pervs. lol.
but i did
wut
Too bad the logo ruins it.
much to do about nothing…
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TIMES 3!!!
For all you guys that are knocking anime, and say that people that watch it never get any.. I am a 22 year old woman that thoroughly enjoys watching anime. Some of it is stupid, like I can’t stand Naruto or Bleach. But if you watch Howl’s Moving Castle, Spirited Away, you’ll see that not all anime is childish. Also not all of it is happy-go-lucky cartoons like Pokemon and DBZ…maybe you should watch Grave Of The Fireflies, and then come back and tell us that all anime is meaningless and immature.
Howl’s Moving Castle: great movie =D
Elfen Lied is also a great anime and, definitely, is not for children… FullMetal! Panic is also another good one.
dude calm down! it’s just the stereotypical anime but don’t get all offended ._. . anyhow-i do agree, bleach and naruto suck ass and there are in fact great animes-Hellsing. so there.
Not engrish, guys, not engrish…
i can say it quite easily.
and the sad part is, i don’t even think it was mistranslated…
…and that’s why I stick to normal anime
i downloaded the first season to find this exact clip but failed, can you tell me what episode this is from?
The picture is from a sequel ova, Ren Nanase. It’s a Engrish mistranslation. . .
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It’s from Night Shift Nurses. It’s been mentioned several times now.