Comments on: 9? That’s at least 7 too many.

By: Amesie

Amesie — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:32:05 +0000

especially ones with star-shaped anatomies!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:11:46 +0000

Wax on- WAX OFF! Owwww! Get it off!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 02:35:09 +0000

Of course! Hey, cakes really know how to get down!

By: shirochan

shirochan — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:46:12 +0000

All jokes aside, those cakes look yummy.

By: gladys

gladys — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:34:57 +0000

I must say, none of the testes I’VE ever seen have looked this appetizing.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:49:41 +0000

Until they explode?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:49:07 +0000

He’s a fat, cunning, evil-smelling multiple rapist. But his mummy loves him.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:07:13 +0000

Even 9 balls won’t help if he’s soft!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:26:28 +0000

Unfortunately, with the state of the prison system in the US, it is a sentence for many.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:24:00 +0000

It’s just playing a little Nine Ball with the facts.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:22:59 +0000

And where even the cakes party.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:38:09 +0000

…. and someone will definitely get Lucky with a star.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:34:34 +0000

Sounds like my kind of party. Everybody guaranteed to have a ball!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:21:44 +0000

Just like this website, then.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:21:12 +0000

Three-balled tomcat? Wonder if it was Greebo? (He’s just a big old softy, really.)

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:03:34 +0000

It’s not a sentence for everyone, is it?

By: Soph

Soph — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:40:29 +0000

It’s my pic, lol, genuinely not fake, taken in the lower ground floor of Taipei 101 in Taiwan. We ate some of the cakes, and yes they were good, but no… I don’t know if they were made with testicles… as with a lot of other stuff I ate there!

By: Jocelyn

Jocelyn — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:03:46 +0000

Or maybe nine guys donated just one each, kind of like donating kidneys – you really only need one anyway! XD

By: Jocelyn

Jocelyn — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:47:58 +0000

Testes of happiness? Is there really any other kind?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:18:36 +0000

They do look tasty, but I believe I am constitutionally incapable of saying, “Bring on the balls,” despite the fact that I am less homophobic than almost any straight guy I know.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:10:12 +0000

Apparently, the toms were coming too soon, if the females had a chance to run off. Must have been eager adolescents.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:01:33 +0000

It is all one display: the ink is consistent, kinda burgundy (not real sure what the Pantone number would be), as are the fonts. The taped on thing is some die-cut doohickey that some, yes, poor employee had to tape on, if there wasn’t a slot cut into the corner, or if there was a slot but the doohickey kept falling out.

Got to be careful with those decorations, though. Don’t want the candles to melt down too far. Unless, of course, you’re into S&M.

By: beancounter

beancounter — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:29:17 +0000

Warning.
Might contain nuts.

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:07:15 +0000

Most likely one of the employees had to tape that there. Whether they wanted to or not.

Seriously though, decorating your testes with cake toppings, not a new concept.

By: D

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:47:17 +0000

You can tell you taped the label on there. FAKE. Try again.

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:05:20 +0000

makes you feel bad for whoever they belonged to.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:37:06 +0000

I hate to agree with you but if those taste even faintly as good as they look, bring on the balls!

By: deejinator

deejinator — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:32:21 +0000

9 testes of happiness? Is that better than being hornier than a 3 balled tom cat?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:40:01 +0000

So does “sweet”. And so does “hope”. “Hope’s” almost look like mine, since they look kinda bluish……….

By: tea

tea — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:32:56 +0000

Scr3w the Engrish, gimme the cake!

By: nazani14

nazani14 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:40:27 +0000

Ingredient is WHAT?? Call Andrew Zimmern.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:25:57 +0000

Clearly some new ploy by a subcontractor working for Jenny Craig or one of those other diet industry players to put people off eating cake. I DON’T CARE if you claim that they’re made with testes, they look DELICIOUS. WANT!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:25:24 +0000

One got a smile, One got a like. One got a Hope.
One got a sweet. One got a Happy, one got an Enjoy.
Two got love. One got Lucky.

By: Onion

Onion — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:21:10 +0000

‘enjoy’ has at least two sitting on top.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:20:01 +0000

Now when I’m feeling blue, I know why! I’m seven short!!

By: giraffie

giraffie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:17:49 +0000

Maybe they each have one teste?

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:47:45 +0000

The fifth guy got away at the very very very last moment.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:09:48 +0000

I guess the cake is now lying about how well endowed it is…