Comments on: And pour a little for the cheerleaders that ain’t here http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Nathan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-85563 Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:16:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-85563 A best friend for you and your partner!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40448 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:28:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40448 Yes, but to do *what*?

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40351 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:27:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40351 I think somebody slimmed some into her Harvey Wallbanger.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40346 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:15:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40346 Judging by the size and weight of the gymnasts they put forth, I’d be more concerned about their amphetamine levels, or perhaps their blood glucose levels. Or perhaps they just hadn’t been fed since they were six, which I’m sure would help stave off puberty as well as those pesky feminine fat deposits.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40325 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:23:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40325 To smash bottles and pour them down the sink! So apparently the creators of this product read your mind!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40296 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:14:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40296 Or their steroid levels.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40248 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:30:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40248 If this stuff encourages cheerleading, I’m all for smashing the bottles and pouring it down the sink.
Then I can’t help wondering, encourage them to do what, exactly?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40239 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:44:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40239 I finally learned that getting courage from a bottle is a really bad idea, because the ethanol not only quiets down mild, social anxiety but also silences those fears that enhance one’s chances of survival. Since I quit drinking, I haven’t driven my car 100 mph+ for no reason, kicked any poisonous snakes out of my way, or threatened any 6’8″ 300-pound bouncers. And that’s an improvement!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40175 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:39:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40175 I don’t need courage, or encourage, just Ensure (in a dark chocolate)..

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40171 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:29:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40171 And as we know from the recent Olympics, you sure can’t trust even their official documents to tell you the real age of their girls!

]]> By: Hirayuki http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40164 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:09:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40164 “Theme”, not “them”.

]]> By: Hirayuki http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40162 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:09:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40162 God, all I saw was the handles and I swear I thought they were bottle necks. The secondary “drink” them didn’t help. :/

]]> By: Sqwirk http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40157 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:11:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40157 Warning.

Made in China.

]]> By: Sinatra http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40153 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:42:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40153 From the looks of their ages, encouragement sounds like a particularly bad idea.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40143 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:06:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40143 ENcourage, I’m not sure. Now courage, THAT I know can be found in a bottle, conveniently quantified as to percentage in the form of “proof.”

]]> By: BA:HDIJFKcgkj http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40142 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:06:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40142 It’s cheerleading pomomzzz

]]> By: Hirayuki http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40141 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:48:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40141 Ages 3+? What *is* this stuff?

]]> By: deejinator http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40138 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:30:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40138 I feel wonderfully, colorfully encouraged now.

]]> By: GrandmasterFirst http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/30/engrish-encourage-drink/comment-page-1/#comment-40137 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:18:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10392#comment-40137 First! Encourage me to do it again!

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