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First exploding closestools, now exploding cakes? You never know WHAT’s going to explode next!
My God, I hope not!!! :-O
Your head a splode.
“I’m da BEST!”
(“It’s twue!”)
Happy Birthday, Michael Bay!
Kaboom. Awesome.
Spontaneous Co-*****KABOOM!*****
Nice Portal reference in the title.
I know…I was about to say that, but then I read yours…Portal was awesome…
Explode cake forces waist lines to the limits!
Exploding cake would also result in waste lines! It would be hard to round up all the little pieces.
Deep fried confections also cause explosive diarrhea in some…remember to flush your left behind!
Awwww, quit your bellyaching.
I’ll quit when it does!
Flush explode cake to clear stopped or slow waste lines clear to the sewer main. Cleans vent stacks, too.
will it also clean a stack vent?
it explodes when you “put it out”
Perfect for the July 4th celebrations. Care to cut?
With red, white and blue icing, sprinkled with stars. Interior decorating, redneck style?
CLEAR!! Smooth it out with a roller and squeegee the windows clean and you’re done.
I should have had that at my wedding. “Honey, you cut it, I’ll wait right…back…here.”
A wedding cake like that could only end in tiers.
An appropriate ending, if you’re marrying an SOB.
One newly wed planning to ice the other? Oh dear.
Gives you twice as much mileage out of the flowers! You just need a reversible banner with a bright pink “Best Wishes” on one side and black with “Deepest Condolences” on the other. Or just split the difference with a neutral color and “Bon Voyage.”
Nice one, DNT! Burst out laughing at work. Thanks.
Anyone know what the sign really says?
*explodes cake*
Oops, I missed where is says under the picture, “actually a deep-fried cake-like dish.” *sigh*
And what happens when the cake has exploded? Then is it a lie?
I don’t know, but it’s better to let sleeping cakes lie.
according to the big bang theory it is followed by a big sqeeze; an implosion
Actually the current consensus is that the universe keeps expanding forever, and there is no such thing as a “big crunch” at the end, just a slow, agonizing heat death. So cheer up!
I blame my husband; he keeps the Semtex next to the butter in the fridge. I’ve asked him not to, and you’d think he’d've learned after the batch of spontaneously detonating scones we had last week (you should’ve seen the look on the vicar’s face).
It is a good way to stay off of the bake sale committee’s volunteer list. Do you have the recipe exchange ratio for substituting Semtex and C4?
‘Fraid not, but I do have a recipe handed down from my great-grandmother that uses gelignite.
I love a cake with a gelatin in it! You can, of course, find the gelatin in the aisle with sugar and dried crack.
You can never tell what those organonitrate vasodialators will do.
One way or another, your angina is gone.
Do not fart near open flames or use a match in the toilet.
Unless you urgently need dried crack!
And it removes skid marks from underwear.
Exploding cake! FUCHING YUM!
Haha, I hope Nana Love is surprised.
Uh oh, looks like our yellow cake is decaying…radioactively.
How long is its Half-Life?
That depends upon the relative composition of the various uranium isotopes. If you eat yellowcake, of course, YOUR half-life is probably measured in minutes!
Right. In Soviet Russia, cake explodes you.
Just the thing with a nice cup of gunpowder tea.
*groan* Ackshully, having just ridden home through pouring rain, I think I might just brew some…
If the weather we just had here in SA heads your way, you should consider travelling on something with at least 4 wheels tomorrow. The wind has blown things around my yard that haven’t moved in years!
My previously-never-given-me-any-trouble-at-all SV1000 beastie refused to start this morning. Had hell’s own job just to get a tenuous idle, then he cut out at the end of the street. Clearly, motorcycles can predict the weather, and he didn’t want to be out of the garage today. What a wimp. I know I should’ve taken his sister…
Spongebob did it!
To a spongecake?
Sounds delicious. I’ll take a slice.
Get near an exploding cake and you might have to take a slice, or two or three!
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Lol. Portal can make al sorts of references that can come in handy with exploding cake.
cake or death?
the cake is a lie!!