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Normally I would think this was just another bad translation, but the pictures are of two baby animals in diapers…
What the hell is this?
I think they’re baby animal toys with magic diapers that change colour when they get warm or something… what do you mean “you sure seem to know a lot about these things”? Are you insinuating that I have the entire collection?
Oddly enough, the text below the diapered things reads “Find out if it’s a she or a he” in Swedish, Dane and Norse. Gotta be some sicko at a toy-corp.
Sweeds
I like how on top it says “The original”. That means two things, first it was successful and some other company thought it was worth trying to rip off.
*cough*norwegian*coughcough*
○-○,I say, just ○-○
I got a LOL out of this.
I just checked out there website, these are like “Littlest Pet Shop” toys.
No engrish. They are small collectible animals for children, and the diaper probably changes colour to reveal if they are male or female – pink for girls, blue for boys. My cousin has one!
So if the diaper is purple, does that indicate a transgendered animal?
What if the magic diaper has a rainbow?
Look for the pot of gold.
Gold lamé?
I always recommend against gold lame!
that was hilarious!!!
you don’t have to have a rainbow colored magic diaper to find a periodic deposit of golden-brown.
No, that’s lolkittens that poop rainbows.
You should see the colors newborn human babies produce!
DO NOT WANT!
Just part of the package! My daughter, when she was an infant, also was prone to projectile vomiting. She could hit you with a hot acidy stream from six feet away. On car trips, where she tended to get motion sickness (and we lived in West Virginia at the time, where there is no such thing as a straight road), we’d have to pack three changes of clothes for everyone.
I saw a film like that once. I was called “The Exorcist”.
YOU were called the exorcist? A couple pages onward they need your services…something about a Billy Mays CAPS LOCK problem.
We have those in the store, but after reading the text on the bottom of the package I got so freaked out that I keep some distance between it and me. “Discover if it’s a boy or a girl!”
Is that a jungle in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Nice. That was my first though too.
You didn’t finish your thought!
Item Get!
Magic Diaper
Effect: Adds 2 to magic attack rolls and 1 to magic defense rolls for 3 turns. Can also be used as a portable bathroom. Discard after use.
How many points if you roll the animal and it lands in a head stand?
The points are doubled.
Does anyone else remember the plastic animals that were thrown and points awarded by how they landed? They were the big playground item between Pogs and Pokemon.
They were pigs. I don’t remember the name of the game though. I do remember that it if the pigs landed touching it was called “Making Bacon” and you didn’t get any points.
That would be PASS THE PIGS but I was more into pogs… wow.. I should break out my pogs.. I had tons of em
Pass the pigs… So many great years playing that. Learned about it at math camp.
Not the animals, but someone should suggest Mighty Bones to OUAW.
D&D twist FTW!
If the jungle in your pocket gives you swamp ass, then I don’t want any.
the danish text at the bottom says “see, if it is a he or a she!” color change is probably right, but i am picturing kids taking off the diaper to find a penis or lack thereof…
They would have the Barbie and Ken experience. GI Joe was always overcompensating.
I can remember when Eddy Murphy was on SNL, and on Weekend Update he brought out some dolls and did a little commentary. He showed the old GI Joe of the ’60′s and ’70′s, the kind I grew up with, and an ’80′s GI Joe. This is roughly what he said, “look, this one here is 11 inches. This new one is 2 inches. See, he’s got a real angry look on his face. I would be angry if someone shrunk me from 11 inches to 2 inches.”
I laughed pretty heartily, and I have to say I agree.
He also had a Michael Jackson doll; pulled down his pants and revealed no parts between the legs and said, “Just what we suspected!” I actually remember more of this, but I’ll stop now.
In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson doll pulls down YOUR pants.
Only if you’re a kid.
And only if you have a ouija board.
I’ve never heard of a ouija board pulling down anyone’s pants!
OMG! You killed MJ by making a joke about him!!!!
QUICK! SOMEONE MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS!
*fingers crossed, hope this works*
How do you stop a Jonas Brother from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How come there aren’t any Jonas Brothers on Star Trek?
They don’t work in the future, either.
How many of the Jonas Brothers Does it take to pave a driveway?
All 3 if you spread them thin enough!
Don’t forget Miley Cyrus. Although I should’ve made jokes about her daddy before “Achy Breaky Heart” ever got recorded.
Holy crap! I make joke, he has coronary; my karma must suck real bad right now… May Elizabeth Taylor, Lisa Marie Presley, and Emmanuel Lewis please forgive me.
I’m gonna play “Off the Wall” a few times now, to restore some good karma. I happen to much more prefer “Off the Wall” to “Thriller”.
Too soon.
Then what was going on with He-Man?
Skeletor and his Swiss Army knife.
Either that, or anabolic steroids shrunk his culebra and huevos to microscopic proportions.
“You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ’6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding!”
-Jeff Foxworthy
If I’ve got a Jungle in my Pocket, then I better know if it’s a boy or a girl before I get anywhere near their Magic Diaper. If I can’t tell which before that, then the Lion sleeps tonight!
Oh-Weem-Oh-Way or no Oh-Weem-Oh-Way;
I can control my Oh-Weem-Oh-Way, thank you.
If you’ve got a jungle in your pocket, chances are you’ll need a Magic Diaper yourself. Jungles get lots of rain! So even if your control of your Oh-Weem-Oh-Way is perfect, that won’t stop what’s happening in your pocket jungle.
Hell it won’t! My python and my baboons have learned to pay attention and do what I tell’em.
It rains on the just and the unjust alike.
Except when they go to sleep, of course. But I leave them alone; I’m not using any artificial means, like any “little blue pill”, to wake them up. A python all drugged up is not a good idea.
I do think it’s funny that some of these “little blue pills” and their equivalents use the phrase “natural enhancement” in their ads. If you have to use a pill, there ain’t nothin’ natural about it. But I guess folks get kinda stupid when it comes to pythons.
The “natural enhancement” ones are all, AFAIK, herbal concoctions (pun intended!). The little blue pills make no claims of being “natural.” But they do work, quite well, actually.
I believe you are correct, as far as the “natural” claims. No firsthand evidence for me on the effectiveness, though what I hear second is almost universally positive.
Still, I agree with one comedian who said, “Viagra, hell! Impotence is God’s gift to old men; you’re finally allowed to get a full night’s sleep.”
God’s gift to old women too! We can finally tell if our husbands are being truly loving or just horny.
If you couldn’t tell that each time you made love, then I’m afraid your husband is lacking in some departments!
“Jungles get lots of rain!”
Not mine, damn it. It has been a llloooonggg dry spell here of late.
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight, Rosie.
I always thought the refrain was “a weeny whack a weeny whack”
Jungle in my pocket; soon they move on to party in my pants. Kids grow up too quickly these days.
Am I invited to the pants party?
Apparently nobody here remembers the Magic Diaper Babies. They were all the rage when I was a kid. You just dipped them in cold water and the diaper turned pink or blue. That way you knew if you had Katy or Karl.
So this time, there is no Engrish. Just a memory fail for something that should be on Nostalgic Win (that the companies are apparently trying to revive).
I had Richard! I was so mad that my doll was a boy! lol
I still have the head of that doll at my mom’s house.. my dog chewed up the doll when I was much older and all that was left was the plastic head so we used it as a halloween prop which got left out in the yard sitting on a steak holding up a newly planted tree.. it became a marker for people to find our house, that is until animal control stopped by in concern for our cat…
apparently having a head in your yard/tree used to mean you killed cats….
So its just the diaper, right? Or is the jungle thrown in as a freebie?
Remembering Robin Williams Live at the Met, talking about changing diapers….
“You may have been in ‘Nam, you may have seen blood & guts, but you’ve never seen ka-ka like this… ‘ WHY IS IT GREEN!?!?!?!!’”
“He’s supposed to be living on his mother’s milk, what happens, does it go to Cleveland between his mouth and his arsehole?”
Engrish fail. No Engrish at all actually.
These are actual products. Sold in a store near you. Get one while they last, tomorrow they will smell worse.
I confirm, this is not Engrish. It’s a toy made in Italy (where I live) and here it’s called “Cuccioli Cercamici – Magico Pannolino”, Pannolino meaning Diaper. You dip them in cold water and the diaper changes its color to pink or blue.
At the bottom it says: Find out if it’s a girl or a boy!
“At the bottom” is the best place to find out!
Lol!
It´s In Swedish
danish, swedish and norwegian, in that order
Dude! Since when is a cat a ‘jungle’ animal????
No engrish!
The other text says “see if it’s male or female!”
And for a moment, I actually thought the baby animals had genitalia…
But apparently, the diaper just changes color.
Phew…
It’s a pretty odd product.. I will translate from Danish to English:
Se om det er en han eller en hun!
See if it’s a he or a she!
this is italian giochi preziosi
Haha! That’s my picture! (and copyrighted by me!)
It’s actually Norwegian. This is my hand, holding it and my camera taking the photo. I found it in a Narvesen store (Norwegian magazine and candy store) at Amanda Senteret in Haugesund, Norway. I got baffeled by the mysterious description.
haha, saw it here in denmark, you should have told them it said, “see if it’s a male or a female!”
You ever seen nude pictures of Demi Moore from the 80′s? Thats a /Real/ Jungle in a pocket
I believe that is correct, if you put the babies in water their diapers change to blue for boys and pink for girls right, so yes they have magic diapers.
BTW: I could sue engrishfunny.com for stealing my photo, which is copyrighted to me… (?) Or at least crave some money if I wanted to…
I have tons of those lying around! xD When you put them in water, their diapers change colour, to either blue (boy) or pink (girl).. And I fail to see the problem in this, but whatever xD