Comments on: The words he’s been dying to hear

By: RS

RS — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:42:16 +0000

And to elaborate, this is an advertisement for Imedeen, and the part that was cropped off has entirely correct English and a US phone number.

Funny text in the vicinity of an Asian person doesn’t constitute Engrish, racists!

By: RS

RS — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:39:03 +0000

Yes, it was intentional.

Engrish funny fail, but not like that’s anything new.

By: pppiiieee

pppiiieee — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:02:31 +0000

i hope she visits me im horny

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:08:57 +0000

It is baby batter. If you are not making a baby, discard the batter.

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:07:00 +0000

kicks in*

By: Lunar™

Lunar™ — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:03:58 +0000

She can chocolate sauce my pole any time.

By: ezzyc

ezzyc — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:33:15 +0000

yes it was deliberate.

By: ezzyc

ezzyc — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 03:32:07 +0000

they’re advertising a beauty pill that apparently does wonders for your skin. it was run in Singapore to quite a brouhaha, especially as the lady in the picture is one of Singapore’s most famous celebrities.. The reigning Queen in entertainment, in fact.

Though these days she’s certainly losing her throne, slowly but surely..

By: Fresh

Fresh — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:34:05 +0000

Oh My Gosh! What is this ad for? It’s amazing!!!

By: PJ Aussie

PJ Aussie — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:48:59 +0000

Agreed.

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:12:18 +0000

JohnB: Sounds you swallowed a full load . . . .
And, a PhD in “transpersonal counseling” — another load.

By: myntee

myntee — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:23:45 +0000

it doesn’t soften your cervix for birth if you swallow it :/

By: assenal

assenal — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:18:23 +0000

haha i hope she swallows mine too! but she’s actually referring to some beauty product really… poor tasting advertisements…

By: effsan

effsan — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:02:53 +0000

Ah, I remember this. I’m from Singapore and our teacher mentioned this ad in one of our writing classes. I couldn’t stop laughing, but no one else (in a class full of 17 year olds!!!) got it. I then had the dubious honour of explaining it to the rest. FML.

I guess us Singaporeans aren’t known for our ability to understand double entendres. D:

By: totofreak

totofreak — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:59:00 +0000

wrong choice of words…

By: totofreak

totofreak — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:54:52 +0000

mythology WIN!

By: wingman

wingman — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:10:39 +0000

Sir-cum-speck’t? I love phonics..

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:35:16 +0000

Despite how creepy some people might find that, you solved a problem I never could figure out: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this stuff once I’m done?”

By: DR Mac

DR Mac — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:46:48 +0000

Force-kin Five-skin whatever it’s still mutilation!

By: jolene

jolene — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:35:04 +0000

i what?

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:48:27 +0000

Hurrah for a well expressed and enlightened view. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that you’re singing my favorite hymn.

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:46:55 +0000

I”m singaporean and that made me laugh soooo hard!! gosh, someone shoulda checked that… I probably shouldn’t be commenting though, cause I’m only 13 and shouldn’t know about that kinda thing (or so my parents think)

By: billxpolite

billxpolite — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:03:57 +0000

Your capitalization and sentence structure FAIL.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:29:14 +0000

See the post from Sum Yung Gai below. He claims to have followed that practice for years. As for me, I’ll pass.

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:09:02 +0000

Go swallow it yourself after a wank, if it’s so beneficial.

By: north

north — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:37:22 +0000

This kinda ties in with the bubble tea ad a couple pages back….;

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:22:36 +0000

This particular swallow isn’t properly nested, but don’t try to come to its rescue!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:21:48 +0000

Your name isn’t Capistrano, is it? If so, you’re famous, because I’ve heard something about “Capistrano” and “swallows come.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:20:41 +0000

Your name isn’t Capistrano, is it? If so, you’re famous, because I’ve heard something about “Capistrano” and “swallows come.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:08:48 +0000

And, I might add, humor is one of the most powerful coping mechanisms humans have. Laughter has been proven to have powerfully positive effects on the human brain and body, and when you can laugh at something it tends to assuage any feelings of anger, sadness, or fear.

By: call your bluff

call your bluff — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:07:03 +0000

this is NOT ENGRISH – it is an AMERICAN advertisement

Original Ad here:
http://thegrandnarrative.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/zoe-tay-imedeen-skin-whitening-advertisement/

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:03:45 +0000

Guess we’re short of mythology fans around here…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:00:10 +0000

Force kin to do it, and they’ll cut you off!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:59:07 +0000

Hard to tell, the way the picture is cropped, but it looks to me like she’s got a nice pair of entendres.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:59:00 +0000

This is not the first time I’ve heard of some wanker taking recycling to extremes!

By: sum yung gai

sum yung gai — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:58:06 +0000

i have always swallawed my own semen after masturbating… thats why at 37 people mistake me for 28!!! but i think i need to conduct some serious scientific research about it

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:06:17 +0000

Yep, saw that one right away. Funny thing is, I didn’t spot the difference in your paired posts earlier! Spotting things that are out of place is one of my more useful talents, but with all the things going wrong around me lately, I must be on overload.
Everybody makes mistakes, and I learned long ago there’s no point in getting heavy about them unless they really matter.

By: deterdettol

deterdettol — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:29:16 +0000

P.S. Try spotting a typographical error in my above text. I’ve just made another mistake.. Oh well, I’ll just laugh it off and forget about it.

By: deterdettol

deterdettol — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:28:01 +0000

I left the double post because I made a mistake in the first one of the pair. Whoops! I have not mentioned that I do make mistakes a lot, even while writing essays..

I personally have a sense of humour, just that it usually kick in at the wrong time, and I do find myself being serious when I can just relax. Thanks for letting me chill, I really do appreciate it. As for my course, we mostly do have a sense of humour (by the jokes we make). We joke with our lecturers a lot, especially my video production lecturer..

By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:06:32 +0000

nice portal reference!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:52:58 +0000

I think that each person should be free to develop a concept of God, or some other higher power that they may not choose to call God, that works for them as an acceptable model. When considering the infinite, the best mortal man can do in normal waking consciousness is to think in terms of a model or analogy. At various times in a person’s life, he or she may have experiences that cause them to reconsider their concept, and at that time, they need to develop a more sophisticated concept. I also believe in (and have experienced) that thing called “mystical experience,” and such events can expand our awareness greatly. I also believe that when people begin to develop the more subtle types of awareness, they have less need of a concept of God, because they come to realize directly that all concepts eventually become constricting to pure awareness. I don’t at all dismiss scripture or organized systems of belief. I just feel that each person’s experience should lead them, rather than any authority.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:43:15 +0000

As the Metatron put it in ‘Dogma’, “Just look at sex, the faces you people pull during intercourse…”

By: Jojo

Jojo — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:13:12 +0000

It has been proven medically that semen has many benefits for a woman. One is, when swallowed, it does clear up your skin and gives it a warm glow.
Another benefit is that it softens the cervix when you’re getting close to giving birth to a child.
Semen is good for women! They should always swallow!

By: Ben

Ben — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:35:57 +0000

So would you say you agree with Kevin Smith that it’s better to just come up with an Idea of what you think your deity is like, rather than to have beliefs set in stone (see DOGMA, if you haven’t already)? I think he was right.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:21:09 +0000

“You down with O.P.P.?
Yea, you know me!”

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:58:26 +0000

LOL! Great irony!
*serious mode* I hope your communications course has a sizeable humour content. Humour, and the understanding of it, is a very important part of communication. Your double post (above) would be an excellent example, if the content was phrased in just the right way.

By: deterdettol

deterdettol — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:40:08 +0000

Doesn’t matter. I don’t have an inferiority complex so I don’t have to feel good only when people pay attention to me or what I typed.

By: deterdettol

deterdettol — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:39:43 +0000

Doesn’t matter. I don’t have an inferiority complex so I don’t have to feel good if no one pays attention to me or what I typed.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:26:11 +0000

I take it as an article of faith that God has a rip-roaring sense of humor. After all, He (or She) made us!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:19:17 +0000

Quantity, however, is no substitute for quality!