What do happen!?
I like to eat the cake. I like the cake and the butterfly.
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I think I prefer the bread and the mantis, myself.
Hmm, what do happen?
She DO eats the butterfly.
Portal quote in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
The cake is a myth. The butterfly is a moth.
The caek is a butterlie
buttercream liecing
What is Portal?
Cake is delicious. It’s the butterfly that is a lie.
So I gather you’ve tasted the butterfly?
I’ve tasted many bugs. An unfortunate side effect of getting around on a motorcycle with the visor up on a nice day. Still, low in fat, high in fibre, dolphin friendly, no added sugar, no MSG, maybe not a complete dietary disaster. It tasted terrible, so it could in fact have been good for me.
Why of course, Butterflie.
You know what they say: you can’t have your cake and butterfly too.
But U can haz butterfly cakes!
Then I guess I shouldn’t have thrown out that cake that had cocoons in it!
No, butterfly cakes are wonderful concoctions of weeny leetle cupcakes with the centre cut out, and a bit of jam and cream dolloped in, then you cut the cut-out bit in half and wedge them in the cream so that they look like wings. They were the cupcakes we had before the advent of gourmet cupcakes. You make them, then shove them into your mouth three at a time. Or maybe that’s just me.
You have to be careful not to inhale while putting them in your mouth. The icing sugar dusting can be murder!
Hell, no! Obviously, it was a larva cake!
See the butterfly flutter by… NO! That flapping of wings you hear is DPH Fairy… *clonk*
I also like the cake and butterfly.. lol.. : )
What do happen?
Mary Antoinette found out the hard way…
She got carried away and lost her head.
Actually, that would be: She lost her had and got carried away.
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In that order.
First they had to carry her away to the guillotine.
So afterwards she stood up and walked away?
Yes! Turned out she was such an airhead that her body didn’t even notice the loss. She was quite the exhibitionist though, since she gave head while thousands watched.
*CLONK*
“What do happen?”
Someone set up us the bomb. We get signal.
Someone do set up us the bomb!
We get cake, too.
What do happen!?
One day I like to eat raw beets and chase hornets…now I like the cake and the butterfly!
Can you say, moodswing?
“I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!”
-Dr. Handle
I was thinking more bipolar disorder, rapid cycling, but I don’t know whether you have coming moon or not, so I can’t rule that out. (And believe me, I have absolutely NO interest in finding out whether you are in coming moon!!! I had quite enough of that over the years my wife and I were doing infertility treatments, and I always knew what time of the month it was, down to the day.)
Well, I’m glad the treatments worked out for you two
They didn’t. We adopted.
WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know~!
Butterfly eat cake. That what do happen. Now scram.
Funny shirt. It starts out kinda street/hip-hop/gangsta- “What Do Happen?” but ends real hippy-like with butterflies.
Is “I Want to Eat the Cake” kinda House or Techno?
Many mornings, dew happen.
And they say doo-doo happen!
True, doo-doo do happen, too.
And in the morning, in cow pastures, I’m sure you can find doo-doo dew! Dude.
De doo doo doo, de da da da
Cows go moo as they do the doo
De doo doo doo, de da da da
No doo doo dew if they’d use the loo
*Whew*
You dood well, dude!
So what type of English is it when the engrish.com caption writer can’t read the Engrish in a picture?
Amen.
Character on T-shirt- I want to eat the cake.
Caption Writer responding to that particular line- Me too! We should hang out some time.
I see no problem with the caption writer’s reading comprehension. Yours, however….
You are talking about the part on top. I am talking about the caption found underneath. The shirt says “want”; underneath, it says “like”. I would have a talk with the comment moderator about allowing you to embarrass yourself like that.
So your getting in your Wonder Woman underoos get all in a bind because of that? That looks like a typo; so typo would be the term in English.
Not necessary to become a troll, although it is a good way to attract the attention of the moderator.
El “cocinero” es jodido. (I used ser and not estar, since with you this is a permanent condition.)
So your getting your…. speaking of typos.
you’re…. screw it. Too many typos, not enough caffeine.
Hence, my feelings of empathy for said caption writer.
I’m not getting anything in a bind, I’m just pointing out irony. For the record though, a typo would be accidentally hitting one wrong letter or using a similar sounding word.
Trolls, by the way, pick fights. You’re the one that went on the attack on my reading comprehension. You’re the one that once proven wrong on that point shifted the attack instead of admitting their mistake. Who is the troll here?
As far as the moderator is concerned, they should google “jojido” and then maybe have a talk with you about how you conduct yourself. Feel free to continue with the ad hominems; they are the last refuge of the defeated.
Your definition of typo is way too restrictive. For the record, most typos involve simple duplication, omission, transposition, or substitution of a word or a small number of characters, which is far more than “accidentally hitting one wrong letter or using a similar sounding word.” Transposition is the problem here, so my initial statement stands, so I had no mistake to admit to (you pointing out that I picked the wrong statement in my initial comment was a mistake that I didn’t deny; if I screw up I’ve got no problem conceding the fact, and I mistook which phrase you were pointing out).
Trolls, by the way, don’t necessarily pick fights. They’re just hostile or obnoxious, and about half, give or take, don’t stick around to fight; they are hit and run. I was called a nasty word by someone I’ve never seen before on the site and haven’t seen since to continue any fight. Your definition of a troll is a bit limited, too.
Your first two points are moot because your definitions are overly restrictive; you must be a politician, since you cherry pick the meanings you want to support your assertions. That doesn’t work if you’re going to argue with me.
Mostly because you like to do the same thing. You don’t like my definition because they don’t make you right.
You should probably get outside more instead of writing books to people that aren’t quite as vested in a web site as you seem to be. As far as my “snark” is concerned, the comment passed moderation; it would seem the site is not as full of itself as you are. Nobody likes a self-appointed cop.
You made the statement, “I would have a talk with the comment moderator about allowing you to embarrass yourself like that.” That to me sounds like an insult, since I’ve done nothing to embarrass myself and you are arrogant enough to think so; you are hostile and a bit poisoning to the atmosphere of light humor that is the rule on this site, hence if you inject hostility where none was before, by definition you’re being a troll. I think your behavior is asinine and if you’re gonna be a smartass, I’ll counter-attack.
You are the troll here. If you’ve read my other comments you’d know I’m not too damn serious or hostile as a rule when commenting. I only pointed out that the mistake you pointed out was nothing of consequence, at least to me, and by extension your tone of superiority rooted in your first comment (and all those following) was really unnecessary and founded upon nothing.
If anyone googles “jojido”, they won’t find squat. Seems like you are guilty of the sin you set out to highlight in others. You also dish out, but can’t take it in return. I don’t back down from that last assertion, either. I did ratchet up the hostility a little, but you got snarky and my patience with that crap has been worn down to the nub. I only apologize to the rest of the Engrish.com community for being a bit nasty, but I don’t regret it. I don’t like you, for all the reasons given.
Now now, cocinero, there’s no need to be snarky, just because you didn’t get the photo title joke. Sometimes I don’t get it straightaway, either, but I don’t jump down the mod’s throat (or anyone else’s) about it. Remain clam – you will soon receive strong funny.
You made the same mistake I did. He/she/it was referring to what was under the picture, which usually isn’t what you or I tend to look at. Instead of “I want to eat the cake” whomever wrote the caption put “I like to eat the cake.” I didn’t find it to be a capital crime since it was little more than a typo, but cocinero differed in his/her/its opinion, both about its importance and whether or not it was a typo.
You detected snarkiness? I sure as hell did. And I wasn’t in the mood for that crap. Grrrrrrr.
Oh noes! You has a PMS?
I think I has a PMS, a coronary, and a stroke all at the same time. I’m in rough shape. I need help.
An error in transcribing! My God, how DARE anyone who is not perfect submit a picture to engrishfunny.com! Speaking of which, those who criticize should at least know what website they are on at the time. This is NOT engrish.com. Criticism FAIL! Funny how many of the critical posts here contain errors!
Kinda my whole point, and my general rule of conduct around these comments, is that anal retentiveness has no place here. Especially anal retentiveness with attitude. That is definitely a buzz kill.
I say, MORE LOLS, LESS GRRRRRS!
And I say, Amen Brother!!!
if I eat butterflies i’ll get butterflies in my stomach…
If I just think about eating butterflies I already have butterflies in my stomach!
Bogong moths are supposed to be terribly nutritious when they’re migrating.
The cake is a lie.
You lost the game.
Maybe she’s on a diet. Although I’m not sure about the nutritional value of a butterfly, it’s probably less fattening then a cake.
Is this a reference to “christmas cake”? (In Japan a woman over 25 who isn’t married is called “christmas cake”. As in “no one wants to eat christmas cake after the holidays”.)
I doesnt living?
WTF shirt
Dudes….
It’s a stoned little girl. :-/ Look at those eyes.
Munchies=wanting cake.
Then she gets distracted and decides liking the butterfly is cooler than having cake. So then she wants both. Of COURSE that in itself doesn’t make a lick of sense. But to her, it’s the ultimate dilemma.
It appears, however, that the butterfly is a lie. The hell kind of butterfly is green with a red dot in the middle. Methinks it be a trap.
oh my god i need that shirt
I was pretty happy when I found this shirt. Creepy girl with bad English combined! What you can’t see from this picture is that it even has real thread hair that is done 3D, it’s nearly perfect.
look like she has ADHD