Comments on: The James Brown Memorial Steakhouse

By: Deranged Trekkie

Deranged Trekkie — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:51:50 +0000

What.. you mean dainamaito roosu isn’t obvious? *L*

Mostly, katakana should be pronounced in engrish with a japanese accent. Then it makes sense …

By: Andrea

Andrea — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:21:25 +0000

Apply directly to forehead.

By: looshylu

looshylu — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:11:36 +0000

AHAHAHAHAH WE LITERALLY SAW THIS YESTERDAY ON DOTONBURI GENIUS!!!!!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:02:51 +0000

Men have to provide for a woman’s greatest need. Some can provide passion, others laughter.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:43:25 +0000

That would be an adapTAtion.

By: M

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:16:11 +0000

Hahahaha, I hope this is engrish and not really supposed to be a sex machine…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:46:36 +0000

Certainly not; if someone is offended, it might get the chop.

By: Lurc

Lurc — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:17:44 +0000

Main deliciously, other the trifles

By: Bob The Waffle

Bob The Waffle — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:13:55 +0000

My favorite item on the menu!

By: Heli

Heli — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:48:56 +0000

lol

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:57:34 +0000

Agreed! If someone was to ask me what kind of woman I like, Kari’s a prime example.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:50:45 +0000

Buffy FTW! I must admit I didn’t recognise the quote, but I bet it was spoken by Xander.

By: A.J.

A.J. — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:43:01 +0000

Anyone else sometimes think there are translators out there somewhere laughing their asses off, because they write these on purpose?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:23:59 +0000

According to that great philosopher, Groucho Marx, it’s OK to laugh during secks as long as you don’t point.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:12:46 +0000

Yup. I do believe she’s married, and for longer than six months. Dammit. But still, I think she’s a cutie… *sigh*

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:00:56 +0000

She’s 6 months pregnant. Someone else got there first.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:43:29 +0000

“Licking Stick” is about corporal punishment. Trust me, I knows: the song lyrics and what is meant by “Mamma come here quick, and bring me that licking stick”. A switch snapped off a tree ain’t edible.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:33:53 +0000

But “DYNAMITE ROAST” is especially fitting if the steakhouse has a James Brown theme (even more fitting if it’s in the Japanese equivalent of all caps). He was “MR. DYNAMITE!” after all.

Wouldn’t be surprised if some of the other menu items were:
“SOUL BROTHER NO. 1! Pork Chops”
“THE GODFATHER OF SOUL Rump Roast”, with special “HOT PANTS! Sauce”
(or the “GODFATHER OF SOLE” if they serve seafood)
Side dish of “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEES”
HHhhiiiiittttt MMmmmeee!!!!

And at the stir-fry, THE HARDEST WORKING CHEF IN OSAKA! who does the Camel Walk as he glides across the kitchen floor, basting and tenderizing with his Licking Stick until he Lets Himself Go into a Cold Sweat and Can’t Stand Himself no more.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:17:41 +0000

I shore would like to blow up Kari Byron. *sigh*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:11:22 +0000

I’m afraid a woman laughing during secks would just feed into my insecurities and performance anxiety!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:33:03 +0000

You shouldn’t wagyu beef in public!

By: name

name — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:37:24 +0000

Also, never crap your hands. That’s what the toilet is for! Fresh crap!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:44:52 +0000

I had a similar issue a few weeks back on PunditKitchen. It turned out that PK was rejecting an URI (linking to my ICHC account), and blanking my name and email as a result.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:40:15 +0000

Well, an adaption rather than a straight quote, but yes.

Ah and I did just copy the spelling of aphrodisiac above; It’s a word I write very rarely, so I just assumed… and yes I know assume makes an ass of U and me!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:42:36 +0000

Since his idea of doing the housework is spitting on a surface and rubbing it with his sleeve, that one just sends me into hysterical laughter. Well..laughter is one of the great aphrodisiacs. I think. Keep me laughing and I’ll swoon at your feet.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:19:45 +0000

If you think meat and cheese are not better, you are shopping in the wrong places.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:19:09 +0000

Amen.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:18:32 +0000

Possibly; they blow EVERYTHING up on the Mythbusters, eventually. If we keep watching for long enough, I suspect that one day Adam will blow himself up. Hopefully the high speed camera will capture his last moments, I’m sure his expression will be amusing, then we’ll get a shot of Jamie saying “Wow – I wasn’t expecting that.”

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:14:49 +0000

I am prepared to tolerate dreadful puns if there will be snow peas at the end of it. Mmmmmm, snow peas…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:13:41 +0000

Big Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy is watching you.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:20:04 +0000

I don’t know. I’ve never been malinated. Might be fun, depending on the contents of the malinade.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:18:46 +0000

Don’t crap on your keyboard. Use a western-style Toto Wash Let. Very refreshing.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:02:22 +0000

Only available at Bryant’s Shaq.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:59:05 +0000

Priorities:
Food
Nap
S#x

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:11:37 +0000

Plus, isn’t a good cut of meat necessary for good secks?
It don’t have to be a big slab, just well prepared and very juicy (that’s what I’ve been told, but somebody may have been yanking my T-bone).

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:06:35 +0000

Kobe beef? Is that a new menu offering at the O’Neill Steakhouse?

By: James Brown

James Brown — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:35:19 +0000

If you think meat and cheese is better, your man needs to stay on the scene longer. And/or better.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:25:37 +0000

How bad do I have to be to get some?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:24:04 +0000

Better find someone to pass to.

By: Sapphyr

Sapphyr — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:24:12 +0000

*Cough* Buffy quote *Cough*

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:24:11 +0000

I would beware of girls who say “I malinate you long time.”

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:20:19 +0000

Didn’t they do something like that on Mythbusters?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:17:49 +0000

LOL!
There’s snow peas for the wicked.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:10:55 +0000

I was waiting for someone to use that kind of avatar!
Are you sure you’re registered on failblog? Make sure your details are really there in the reply box. Mine disappeared from this site recently.

“Go to the bar”? Wooooo! Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy will catch you eventually!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:01:10 +0000

Not stupid. Your link was as good as the site allows. Anyone who can negotiate the nesting will get the link.
What’s the aphrodisiac for you? With some women it’s when he does the housework, which actually makes a lot of sense.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:56:07 +0000

Secks comes a very distant second to a good cut of meat. And good cheese. Could it be a piece of wagyu beef? I’m looking at the marbling.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:54:24 +0000

Maybe they’ve decided to try to tenderise cheap cuts by blowing them up?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:53:38 +0000

Stop it, I’m starting to dribble.

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:10:16 +0000

Okay so is it really so bad in Japan that there’s an illicit s&x or beef trade?

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:08:02 +0000

hmmm… not if it’s packed with c-4 goodness.

Btw thanks for the translation…. one of those weird cross-overs where the kana sounds aren’t evident…