Comments on: El Pollo Caballo

By: kwyjibo

kwyjibo — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:34:06 +0000

And ‘Mexican Chicken’ DOES NOT mean ‘horse’ in Korea. It’s just a name of the restaurant chain.

By: Anne

Anne — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:52:30 +0000

After the Italian Stallion… ^^

By: Alias

Alias — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:35:40 +0000

Maybe they should have translated it into Spanish. But the logical thing would have been to translate it into Welsh!

That’s what I would have done.

By: John Henry

John Henry — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:12:55 +0000

makes me mad

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:33:48 +0000

The goat could have been the focal point of the reception, Smoked with couscous, pita, curry and roasted vegetables.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:34:17 +0000

Both, I think. I did try to ask what was so funny, but none of the alleged adults present could stop laughing for long enough to answer.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:33:03 +0000

She was, right up until she boycotted my wedding because she didn’t get a big enough starring role – I didn’t mind-read that she wanted a prominent involvement. All my fault, naturally. Frankly, I think the goat was lucky that it didn’t turn into something permanent.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:55:27 +0000

Were they laughing at the horse that thought he had something to offer, or the nanny being a size queen.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:51:33 +0000

One of Yosemite Sam’s top hits.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:16:02 +0000

Did she come back and light up a menthol?

Reminds me of what a couple of lady friends of mine told me. They were at just the right point in their cycle, and happened to go to the zoo. The went to the primate house, and when they reached the chimpanzee cage where their physical “state” was detected, all the males got extremely excited, extremely vocal, and all started their alpha male displays. My friends said they got the hell out of their very quickly, and it took a while for them to get over the embarrassment.

Your mother sounds like a trip. I’m envious- my mother’s side of the family apparently has a lot of Vulcan blood… I stopped going to the reunions, since I just couldn’t stand the liveliness and joviality. Ugh.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:44:22 +0000

…..where it dined at a restaurant which had bad-tempered waiters, and it had to Duck Soup. No Humor Risk there.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:38:28 +0000

The only billy goat I ever encountered was Gary, whom my family babysat over the Christmas holidays (he was the chief lawnmower at the sawmill where my brother worked). He had an unfortunate affection for my mum; every time she went anywhere near him, he’d start to bleat and caper and do that unfortunately fragrant thing that gentleman goats do because presumably they think it makes them irresistable to lady goats. If she was going to take him some peelings from the kitchen, and we asked “Where are you going?” she’d say “Oh, I’m just off for another sexual encounter with Gary, back in a couple of minutes…”

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:16:20 +0000

Then, Go West to the airport for a Night in Casablanca!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:39:30 +0000

or glue.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:38:46 +0000

and then spent A Night at the Opera.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:13:33 +0000

I thought billies were the real horny ones, but now you tell me the nanny is the ho?

Were you kept up at night with all the excessive bleating out in the fields? Were all the animals out in the pasture frequently laying down, lighting a menthol, and humming Marvin Gaye tunes? And did nanny make sure everyone practiced safe secks? The rams, no doubt, always wore lambskin….

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:05:44 +0000

Who you callin’ insane? You better take it back or I’ll sick my momma on you! If I can figger out which of these here wommans she is! Or maybe she’s that transvestite. Lordy help me, just whut could they have waitin’ backstage for the soo-prize?

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:00:25 +0000

Though if they label something “Rhode Island Red”, then we go back to the initial confusion. Which could be the whole purpose.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:58:55 +0000

Or if you see Oscar Mayer selling any cold cuts labelled “Appaloosa”, “Arabian”, or “Clydesdale”.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:54:13 +0000

After it left for A Day at the Races?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:27:35 +0000

Omentum: is that a self-fulfilling prophecy?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:25:25 +0000

Be wear hoof?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:02:13 +0000

Contribute now for research and finding a possible cure for “Daddy can’t say No to his Perfect Princess Daughter.” Help break the destructive cycle of dance, music, gymnastics, and ice skating lessons. Help recover his dignity lost while waiting at dance troop auditions and cleaning the stables after loading the tack and horses into the trailer for the cross country circuit tour of riding competitions.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:41:22 +0000

stylish heels for the wedding ,and a set of sensible mules for the reception.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:38:10 +0000

but you should see the shoes.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:11:44 +0000

I didn’t even wear one to get mare-ied.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:34:35 +0000

Well, you know where you can stick….. er, let me rephrase that….

By: scum

scum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:19:43 +0000

Be suspicious of any meat graded “Win, Place, or Show”.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:45:26 +0000

Right now, I’m trying to decide how to use my DPH Fairy wand on you to best effect.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:58:19 +0000

At this stage of the thread, the puns are getting rather infarrier.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:55:39 +0000

We can still see the Marx it left.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:49:58 +0000

The breast filets would choke an alligator!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:46:12 +0000

There’s no danger of infection. The dish has been pasternized.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:43:37 +0000

I don’t know much about goats. Are they into butt secks?

By: Morrigan

Morrigan — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:20:38 +0000

And the duck says Moo

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:10:11 +0000

If you start another pun run and it gains omentum, DPH Fairy will be unamused.

By: Chrocs

Chrocs — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:08:59 +0000

We don’t eat horse at all, too expensive. We save them for the gullible tourists. On the other hand, we haven’t been harassed for expanding the horsie flu…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:05:45 +0000

I once saw my horse (who was technically gelded) try to have it off with a nanny goat (who just kept encouraging him). That had to cause me deep and lasting psychological damage, surely, especially since the alleged adults present couldn’t stop laughing for long enough to try to intervene.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:16:57 +0000

Yes, my wife has family in that area, so I know it well. No doubt it was Newport he was headed to, capital of sleazy sin in the Cincinnati area. Of course, you know that Jerry went on to fame and fortune as host of perhaps the most insane talk show ever to hit the tube.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:38:08 +0000

I still think a horse could take a chicken. I once watched a horse nearly stomp my dog to death, so I’ve seen how they can handle small critters.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:37:19 +0000

But why on Earth did they then translate it into English???

By: asdf

asdf — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:28:15 +0000

booo it actually says mexican chicken in korean

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:55:36 +0000

Corn to feed the horsies?

My bad. I should have consulted a map. Put Lexington too far west.

Were you around when the mayor of Cincinnati crossed the river into Kentucky to go to a “Mustang Ranch” sort of place? He got into trouble because he was bright enough to pay for his entertainment with a check. Mayor’s name was Jerry Springer. Not sure how long ago this was. Reckon I could look this up.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:45:49 +0000

Chicken dark meat with a big thigh

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:45:46 +0000

Making puns won’t get you hoarse unless you’re saying them all out loud!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:43:54 +0000

Central KY, especially around Lexington, is where the real horse country is. Beautiful, vast, old, valuable horse farms everywhere. Here in western KY, the primary use of farms is to produce corn.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:39:30 +0000

“Get a long little doggie” means buy a Dachsund.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:36:47 +0000

I’m not cowed by any of this bull manure!

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:33:41 +0000

You think some of us would be jockeying for position to get to the back stretch first so they could get horsewhipped on their stretched back first? Me, I’d start trotting, since horsewhipping isn’t what I want if I’m feeling my oats.

With all my puns, do I get a quarter, horse, for each one? Or do I win a bronco or a mustang. Don’t want no pinto, though.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:27:02 +0000

And now I’m very confused about what was meant by “get along little dogies.” Maybe they was being literal. Would be literal if this be the Philippines or south-east China. Not sure about Korea.