Comments on: Leading, lighting and alythmatic

By: digitalcoffee

digitalcoffee — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:15 +0000

sadly, this was the first thing i saw after getting off the plane.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:38:15 +0000

If you’re going to clonk and condemn Daily Lama to Dreadful Pun Hell as is stated in your job description for Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy (it’s also in the Fairy Union rules, too, if I recall), then he should be sent to the 9th Circle, since that one was one of the bestest I ever did see.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:21:04 +0000

It must, since I associate prs with cats!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:19:51 +0000

That’s true. It’s always good to have a way of saving your ass!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:17:54 +0000

My theory is that there is some biochemical that is produced during adolescence that produces feelings of invulnerability. I hypothesize that this is necessary because if teens and young adults did not feel this way, they would never leave home and go out into this big, scary world. And that is why some of us take to consuming substances that bring back that feeling of invulnerability.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:34:39 +0000

Lit reference WIN!
Oh, and *clonk* for a truly Dreadful Pun.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:33:56 +0000

Stop raking it over and just enjoy limerick attempt.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:33:03 +0000

I don’t know what a prs is. Does it have claws or pointy teeth?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:31:43 +0000

Well, I suppose that if you have a surplus of donkey meat and you want to preserve it, canning is an option.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:29:50 +0000

Or teenagers – for teenagers such warnings go unheeded, along with “drink enough in one sitting and you will die” and “driving very fast when you’re a novice driver may be fatal” and “use a condom, STIs are rampant amongst your age group” and “you can get pregnant the first time you Do It, even if you’re standing up” and “using drugs can screw your life up very very badly if they don’t kill you” and “jumping out of a plane without a parachute is a bad idea” and “playing russian roulette with an automatic pistol is a really bad idea” and “drinking battery acid laced with cyanide then jumping off a cliff into the ocean in midwinter wearing a necklace of lead weights whilst garotting yourself would probably be fatal”. Teenagerdom – there is no Campral treatment.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:21:24 +0000

Who on earth cans ass these days???

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:25:41 +0000

You countered his right with a shevel. Is “shevel” a Hebrew term for a haymaker?

Probably could find out that myself, if I ask someone who works on a kibbutzim.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:23:11 +0000

But he ran away, so she didn’t get into a shove-l-ing match with him.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:21:18 +0000

I also betcha he was mattock at her.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:16:49 +0000

He say we not interrectuarry advance enuff round here to understan such comprex things? I raugh at the ferrow, tho I don rike his attitude round fohks rike us.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:11:07 +0000

And then we are going to Kansas to compare sunflowers.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:09:30 +0000

J’habite à Cannes, en France avec mon caniche.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:15:37 +0000

Bet it left him dis-sheveled.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:14:26 +0000

Whatever she’s got, I’m sure it’s got a Handle.

By: Daily Lama

Daily Lama — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:47:26 +0000

Paperback Writer
From the soundtrack of Fahrenheit 451.

By: fyi

fyi — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:43:28 +0000

The Chinese translaiton is wrong too!

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:11:27 +0000

Do you has a satchel, Dr Handle? Since you don’t has a prs.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:10:13 +0000

‘with with” geesh…time for bed.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:09:21 +0000

I once knew a fella named Nevel
who seemed like he was on the level.
He kissed me one night,
then lead with a right
but I got there first with with a shevel.
(Okay, I know shevel is cheating. I just coldn’t think of anything more rhyming with level. It is 2:09 am here)

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:03:46 +0000

Well, so you did! See what I miss when I decide that the subject photo isn’t funny and ignore it? I also liked the other commenter’s story about his dad having to have his boiled down eggs put out by the fire fighters because of all the smoke. I knew that there had to be other egg burners out there, I just didn’t know where. And my husband, also a recovering alkie, has told me many times that knowing where his car is and what he did in it is one of the best parts of being sober. He used to be afraid to check the grill. I was too afraid to drive until I’d been sober 5 years, which in a way was a great thing. I killed a lot of brain cells but no one under the wheels.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:26:26 +0000

Leally? We nevel norticed that alound hele.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:25:23 +0000

My friend is from Can-ada, and he should go!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:24:24 +0000

I rove the Lorring Stones, too! And the Beaters.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:22:56 +0000

Fee, fie, fo, hazard!
I smell the smoke of a boozy b@stard!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:13:12 +0000

Go away, all of you, or I will release my caniche.

By: tea

tea — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:12:17 +0000

Sometimes, when you’re a writer, you don’t give a dang if it’s worth reading, as long as you can get your brain to let you write *something.*

The trick is just to sober up before you think about showing the product to anyone.

By: SM

SM — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:45:09 +0000

It is not related to the can beer thing.
ライター is pronounced raitaa, which is closer to ‘writer’ in English. However, the sound of L is transliterated into the sound of R in Japanese.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:29:23 +0000

No doubt there are writers who can be fired up by beer; whether what they are fired up to write is worth reading is the question.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:28:27 +0000

I NOT HAS A PRS!!!!!!!!!

By: tehexile

tehexile — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:08:42 +0000

can has beer prs?

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:44:08 +0000

HELP! THE “R” IS MAKING A BREAK FOR IT!

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:43:45 +0000

By: moe

moe — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:34:42 +0000

Yeah, I just love the Dools!

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:20:58 +0000

I think I speak for all of us when I tell you to can it.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:19:59 +0000

If they were, liquor stores would pay MUCH higher premiums on their insurance for the added fie hazard.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:00:27 +0000

And Lobby Kliegel on guital, Lay Manzalek on keyboalds, and of course John Densmole on dlums.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:58:16 +0000

It was in reference to “Pizza Roof,” June 18.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:53:43 +0000

Actually, I mentioned this very same phenomenon the other day! I can’t recall which picture it was in reference to, but I’m sure you can find it easily with the search function. But MY favorite thing I don’t do since I got sober is to look out to see if the car is there. I never figured out which was scarier: if it was there, or if it wasn’t…

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:53:26 +0000

Sung by Jim Mollison

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:37:20 +0000

In no way did you or anyone ask for this, but my favorite “thing I don’t do since I got sober” is burn hard boiled eggs. 20 years and more ago, I couldn’t seem to stay on point while hard boiling eggs. Do you know what happens to eggs when the water boils away and the heat isn’t turned off? The first time I heard it, it sounded like gun shots. I’ve cleaned more exploded egg of kitchen walls than anyone I know. Of course, I don’t go around comparing…

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:30:16 +0000

The can beer would obviously help writing those songs to an old flame.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:18:16 +0000

Well, now that I’ve beaten this horse to death, I think it’s time to get uncanny.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:17:16 +0000

Of course, the can of a can would be the can can, which is a French dance. I think if your beer starts to do the can can, you’ve had too much!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:15:21 +0000

Or would it be, write my file? That’s a song I could REALLY get behind, since I hate paperwork!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:49:44 +0000

I never did get much guidance from handling articles myself. I get a lot more out of them when I read them.