Comments on: He’ll say that they taste of honeydew, but they don’t.

By: cody

cody — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:15:11 +0000

SUCK EM HARD!!!!!

By: Yakolev

Yakolev — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:26:57 +0000

I’ll take two.

By: sally

sally — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:48:37 +0000

have you ever been to the actual place?well i did and it was the worst bubble tea ive ever tasted in my life!!

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:45:45 +0000

My husband loves me to drink this every night. Pure joy.

By: ohthejoys

ohthejoys — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:30:37 +0000

win

By: DR Mac

DR Mac — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:28:38 +0000

They’re actually vampire tea bags

By: Zeus

Zeus — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:25:45 +0000

Carlsberg dont do balls… but if they did, they’d probably have the second best slogan on the planet.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:34:46 +0000

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:33:53 +0000

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mmmm bubble tea is soooo yummy!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:21:08 +0000

And a movie that won’t last long on YouTube.

By: Victor

Victor — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:13:00 +0000

Sometimes you find hair inside your balls. Just nastay!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:47:49 +0000

I believe those can be purchased at any “adult novelty” store.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:38:39 +0000

Unfortunately, it’s talking bollocks.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:19:29 +0000

The ball speaks!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:12:27 +0000

Maybe he’s been learning from Eric Cartman, in Imagination land.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:08:41 +0000

It’s not hard to guess where the white sauce comes from, but the cheese? I don’t want to know!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:47:34 +0000

Test your own osterone!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:46:20 +0000

And here all this time I was thinking that you were an actual human being, not just an avatar!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:45:17 +0000

And when I was in the first grade, the teacher told a kid his eye would fall out if he kept picking his nose! We were all taught things that turned out to be nonsense.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:40:40 +0000

Tampons would be better for manicotti.

By: YEA qwedcqwedqw

YEA qwedcqwedqw — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:54:13 +0000

its the boba inside it!!!!!!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:06:45 +0000

No, but I do make a fabulous sanitary pad lasagne.

By: tea

tea — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:03:44 +0000

There’s a point at which I cease to be able to believe that these things are accidents. This one has reached that point.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:06:08 +0000

Just teste-ing you.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:05:30 +0000

Yeah. It’s called the “internet”

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:04:47 +0000

I was talking about the original 2 kingdom system, but Archaea is its own domain, isn’t it? Archeobacteria is the kingdom to belong to it while the rest are all Eukaria, at least it was when I was taught. I think they added a 3rd domain since then…

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:03:03 +0000

What? You’ve never made tampon soup?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:18:45 +0000

It should! I’m very enjoyable.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:18:18 +0000

I typed what you saw there.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:35:22 +0000

A few weeks back I noted that I was a fervent Marxist, but didn’t care much for Karl. IMHO, anyone who has never seen a Marx Brothers movie does not know what real comedy is.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:16:06 +0000

No need to get testy.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:52:07 +0000

You must live in an interesting community.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:51:20 +0000

Are you regularly in the habit of consuming… Oh, never mind!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:50:25 +0000

And which category do Fungi, Protista, Archaea, and Bacteria (if you follow the six-kingdom classification) fall into?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:42:24 +0000

There might be a joke about a pearl necklace in here somewhere, but I’m not feeling very well to start with, and the brain is really not working properly at all.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:40:18 +0000

You’ve never met my brother, then.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:09:16 +0000

You mean clean and teste.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:08:38 +0000

What do you mean? People “accidentally” fall backwards onto random objects while naked all the time, why can’t they “accidentally” fall forward and end up sucking balls?

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:06:20 +0000

ok, now THAT ONE is disgusting.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:05:51 +0000

What? It’s just a chicken’s period.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:04:19 +0000

Don’t compare plant anatomy to animal anatomy. Even in the earliest times of understanding life, animal and vegetable were separate.

By: Anonymously Secret

Anonymously Secret — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:35:38 +0000

I’ve had this before and I must say, it is very yummy.

By: Lenin

Lenin — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:24:02 +0000

In Soviet Russia, balls suck you.

By: Jetpack in my Pants

Jetpack in my Pants — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:21:38 +0000

Hmmm… pearls, fruits, ovaries, balls sucked through straws, and a doctor’s quakenbush. Sounds like the ingredients for some bizarre orgy… In the South American Mountains.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:03:39 +0000

You won’t believe the deal I can get for you on this tapioca mine stock.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:16:50 +0000

I hope that Mrs PG is adequately impressed.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:14:58 +0000

And suck ‘em!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:00:38 +0000

I boiled my balls for 25 minutes, until firm. They should be clean and tasty.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:43:03 +0000

Or sausage.

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:34:15 +0000

Perhaps there was a bicycle accident and… Oh, I suppose you’re right. But if the owner of the balls is misidendtifying them as pearls, well, I’ve put my pearls in my mouth occasionally. Just when I’m tired.