A person is never too old to leNo problem leaves you where you found it.arn.
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I am officially too old to leNO. In fact, I am too old to want to leNo. Finding problems is the least of my worries – no problem ever leaves me where ITfound ME, that’s the trouble. I just get swooshed away by a problem and dumped somewhere down river.
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what’s leNo?
Scroll down to where Ben leaves his explanation of the true meannig of the message and you’ll probably understand my comment better. If not, it’s time for the last roundup.
It’s what French people say when they disagree with you. “Le no. Le no. Absolutely le not.”
How is this Engrish? It’s not a result of a misunderstandig of the language, someone just got too excited with copy&paste…
More appropiate for FAIL blog…
I agree…..
I also agree.
I agree with the previous statement
I also agree, but I’m lying.
Le no.
leNo Vo?
It’s annoying when I get another idea in mid-senWhy did my last comment disappear?
Win for wittiness
And wit for winniness.
ARRRRRRRRRRRN!
There be pirate cookies.
Just when you thought it was safe to eat your pirate cookies… ninjas attack! Nom nom nom..
pirate combo fortune cookie win!
Fortune cookie knows all. This person started eating his meal, then abruptly swiThen, near the end of the meal, he finished up his food. tched to eating his partner’s food. Scary, actually.
Voted a 1.
Obrien didn’t solve the Leno problem.
He created the Obrien problem.
Now we have a guy hosting that is less funny than Leno (by a LONG shot) who was less funny than Johnny Carson. Fail fail fail indeed.
And the prick looks just like Macaulay Culkin. Could it possibly in a billion years get any worse?
uh, seriously? Conan is way funnier than Leno. Leno just had the better monologue.
Sorry but there’s a very good reason that it’s no longer the “Daily Show starring Conan O’Brien”. I always thought that Conan and Howdy Doody were seperated at birth.
I agree with Obligated and hollyr57. Not one time have I even cracked a smile while watching O’Brien.
I did laugh one time when he made a good Micheal Jackson joke, but the punch was somewhat tarnished by the fact that O’Brien looks just as creepy as Jacko
I recall Howdy Doody being funny. Of course, I was around four years old at the time…
I was five and I thought Howdy hung the moon…but I found out later that was Chief Thunderthud. Conan has a kind of world-weariness the Howdy never developed, thank heaven.
That’s cause he hung with Clarabell the Clown. The first Clarabell later became Captain Kangaroo, who I always felt was a fairly even-tempered fellow.
I always thought Howdy was even-tempered because he had a head made of wood!
Naww, though he would’ve been even tempered if his head was made of steel.
1′d for the same reason.
How do u fix an .arn. problem? u call the exterminator?
I give up. Is arn a file extension or the name of the doofus who typed the fortune?
Or you could call Sting (wrestler, not singer}. He dealt with an Arn problem when he faced the Four Horsemen
You silly people, you call ARNold Scwartzenegger, the ex-Terminator!
It’s supposed to say “no one’s to old to learn” but for some reason a different proverb was put in the middle.
oh; arrn!
i left my too old leNo!
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No Engrish. Cut’n'paste fail.
My cousin recently got a fortune cookie with this exact message. O_O
It wasn’t copy&paste. Someone typed A when they meant a. And then they didn’t proofread. That’s what they get for using me instead of emacs.
The world would be a much better place with vi.
Vi? is she a proof-reader? Or if you mean Vista, just imagine my smug laugh as I sit here with my rock-solid OS.10.5.
vi
Good try, but it’s not an active link.
Ah! You mean this?
vi is a family of screen-oriented text editors
I didn’t google it before, expecting a confusion of hits, which didn’t happen. Just goes to show!
vi link
Sometimes I screw up.
Black text * a href=” Link Here ” * Blue text here * /a * Back to black
substitute appropriate .LT. and .GT. symbols for *’s. one set around open anchor (a…) and one around close anchor (/a). Link must be in quotes.
Blue text goes between (a…) Blue here (/a). no img, src or window size commands are accepted.
Judging by the unfamiliar jargon, that’s a bit over my head at this stage. I’m assuming you need a text editor (vi?) or similar to do it.
I’ve stored your comments, hoping to look into it later.
optional black text <a href=" Link URL Goes here between the quotes. You must use the quotes. " > Blue text goes here < /a > optional black text
No text editor needed. Just type this into the box.
Engrish Funny <a href="http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/20/engrish-leno-problem " > Leno Problem < /a > optional Leno Page
Engrish Funny href=”http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/20/engrish-leno-problem/”> Leno Problem optional Leno Page
No text editor needed. Just type this into the box.
This:
Engrish Funny Leno Problem optional Leno Page
Creates this:
Engrish Funny Leno Problem optional Leno Page
No text editor needed. Just type this into the box.
This Time for sure!!
This:
Engrish Funny <a href="http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/20/engrish-leno-problem " > Leno Problem < /a > optional Leno Page
produces this:
Engrish Funny Leno Problem optional Leno Page
Engrish Funny Leno Problem optional Leno Page
Okay, I think I understand now. Enough to make it work, anyway.
I’ll give it a try next time I have a link. Thanks for the assistance.
It just occurred to me that the emails I get of these comments provide some clues. I always wondered what that stuff in the text was about. Waiting till someone uses italics, so I can see how that’s done.
text < i > italics < /i > back to text
Produces
text italics back to text
< strike > overstrike text < /strike >
overstrike< strong > Strong text < /strong >
Strong text
It was recycled. Or regurgitated.
The printer could’ve just slapped one plate on top of another, out of laziness or inattention. Don’t go blamin’ the paste-up department every time; they’re not the only ones in the print shop who are fallible.
Watching too much Jay Leno makes you LeNo. Darn.
I’m surprised this is on Engrish instead of Fail.
I left my arn in San Fran leNo.
You know what would be funny? If somebody posted a comment about this Engrish photo, but then in the middle of their sentence they typed another sentence, just like happened in the fortune cookie. OMG that would be soooo clever and brilliant! Oh if only someone would have done that, I’d probably be laughing so hard right now!
Wow! Ma$tµrbation really can send you blind!
And his Momma whacking him on his little baby soft spot with a hammer can cause irreparable brain damage. Bless his heart.
I don’t know how far back you delved into this site before you started posting, Buck, but anyone who remembers back a few months will know Captain Weiner made a bit of a reputation for himself in the “self- love” department.
I probably wouldn’t have made that reply to anyone else.
Your comment could apply too. Who knows?
Not far enough to remember Captain Weiner at the peak of his self love, unless I’ve blocked it out.
It’s funny, I just very recently made me own self-lurve jokes elsewhere on this site… wherever Brother John (or I call him “Sloop” on occasion) made the syphilis joke… But I don’t toot my own horn that much (sorry). No need to flog a choked chicken (not sorry)….
I just figured that you are one I consider a trustworthy colleague, whether you like it or not, and figured I jump in on the insult stream. I had no idea if Cap’n was a troll or not. Appreciate you keeping me informed. And I’ll try to stay out of trouble.
And I’ll try to stay out of trouble.
What fun is that?
Thanks for the vote of trust. Dunno if I deserve it, though. I misfire often enough.
I recall reading your afore-mentioned self-reference; the difference is that it’s the Captain’s one claim to fame (AFAIK) which is why, when I saw who was being sarcastic, the reply sprang fully-formed into my head. Before that happened, I wasn’t going to bother feeding the troll.
It never sent me a blind! Not even any curtains!
That made me laugh, because a song I got from iTunes last night contains the line, “I won’t wipe my knob on the curtains”.
Lordy, no! Basic etiquette requires the use of couch pillows for that purpose.
Oh Captain, my Captain…did you look at DnT’s first post? The one where she started posting a comment relating to the Engrish photo and then right in the middle of it started another sentence. It was just like the humor you describe above, I mean just like it! I’m new to this site so maybe I’m a little dull just yet but it sounds just like a riff on the photo.
For anyone who missed it, MGH got in a good one on the same riff. (See earlier on this page).
I believe the Captain was trying for sarcasm, although if this is the case then I would merely observe that it is far easier to complain about others not being funny than it is to be funny oneself. Of course, funny stuff with oneself is apparently what Captain Weiner is known for…
I took it as sarcasm. I didn’t take it personally though, partly because he failed to link and it could have been aimed at me or MGH or both.
HAHAHA that’s funny.
For those of us in the Antipodes who have NFI who these people are, is Conan O’Brien sort of like an Irish Conan the Barbarian? Or more Conan the Librarian? Conan the Ravearian?
Conan the Comedian. Late night chat show host of obvious Irish descent. He’s taking over as host of the Tonight Show on NBC, replacing Jay Leno who replaced Johnny Carson. Did some stand-up. Got his start in the telly business as a writer; he was one of the writers and producers for the early Simpsons shows. Those be the basics.
I think I’ve seen this Conan on the TV a few times. Ginger hair, guest appearance in a Simpsons episode? He’s not really my cup of comedy.
His segments of unnecessary censorship were great tho. Now that he’s hosting “The Tonight Show”, he probably will stop doihg that.
Well, It seems my ‘n’ grew a tail.
Not to waste it:
Doihg (int): Sound made by Homer Simpson in a situation where he doesn’t know whether to sh!t or shine his shoes.
It could also be Do I Hg? That could be the name of an environmental awareness campaign about the hazards of thoughtlessly discarding devices with mercury inside them.
I TOTALLY GOT THAT SAME ONE! XD It’s hanging on my wall in my room…
Arn.