It’s like my English class…

No i’m not 10

I type the same way Strongbad types without fingers.

Isn’t memory loss a symptom that indicates the tertiary phase is setting in?

Would have no idea where the hell I would’ve got it from, considering my past, and not too distant past, sex life. I would’ve had to contract it from my right hand. I’ll have to shave my right palm and see if there’s a rash.

They never have a package of hotdogs that divides into the number of buns…

Just ask Al Capone. Or Vincent Van Gogh. Or, as a recently seen Hitler/History Channel documentary claimed (convincingly, too, at least to me…) Adolf Schicklgruber!

Or is this one of the advertisement bot program thingies that burrow around the internets and place ads in places where they find key-words. That crap gives me the willies (Big Amazon has watched me before…). Oh, the horror, the Horror!

I am assuming this is Japanese, since the mess behind this display look like characters from manga or whatever Japanese cartoon/comic books are called…ya know, the saucer-eyed western looking peoples who are either s’posed to be real cute or are wired on crystal meth.

Anyways, it looks to me like the manager in the packaging section of the toy plant was asleep. Mr. Hideki-san missed the fact that pizza restaurant package contained Bar-Buh-Cue toys. Or, Mr. Hideki-san has no interest in learning squat ’bout ‘Merican culture or cuisine.

Mi dos centavos, for what they’re worth.