High Class Bath Room C*ck
Made In China
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
In a locker room in Shanghai
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Insert coin in slot… oh dear, it’s all a bit dreadful really…
I wonder how many of the intelligent, worldly readers of engrishfunny.com get the “glory hole” reference.
(Also I’m hoping they (the glory holes) appear in joke a lot more than real life.)
I doubt many truly high-class ones appear in glory holes…
Hey. HEY. I am high-class embodied and I invented glory holes.
Pardon me! Certainly nothing says “high-class” like anonymous sexual couplings through the holes of bathroom stall walls.
You are pardoned. You will receive your own personal glory hole between the hours of 11:00AM and 12:00PM tomorrow.
Sorry! I’ll be at work then, where I have a bathroom to myself. Besides which, I try to minimize contact with strangers, especially intimate contact.
This is not a negotiation. The HOLE will appear.
Well, if an inter-dimensional glory hole appears, I’ll be quite surprised. But I doubt I’ll be inclined to stick anything through it except perhaps for some forms I’d rather not fill out.
Form986-Q : Consent to deploy interdemensional glory hole inside your pants. (would that count as jizzing in them?)
Only if there were to be intra-pants-dimensional leakage.
No interdimensional up and downing!
Apparently you are not aware of the way glory holes work! Unless they’re in the floor or ceiling, up and downing would be impossible.
If they’re interdimensional, then the dimensions will be, um, intered, so there might be the possibility of up and downing. But it’s not permitted!
Where are the dimensions interred? I’d like to visit their gravesites.
I heard it on Family Guy when Peter was gay! Does that count?
As what???
Glory!
Hole!
that episode is called family gay.
cuz Brent can’t fit in the glory hole and thats why we all like Brent.
For God’s sake, let’s not start the whole “Family Gay” thing again!!!!!
A few years ago, I had started watching Family Guy, and I had fooled around with the title of the show, and I came up with the phrase ‘Family Gay’. The only problem was, I thought that I was the only person who invented the phrase ‘Family Gay’, and I was certain that no-one else would use this phrase. You can imagine my horror when, while visiting one of my favourite websites (that is, EngrishFunny), I discovered that someone else had already used the phrase ‘Family Gay’! Why the #(%&#( do people always steal every idea I come up with?!?! ARRRRRGGGGHH!!!!
I wish I didn’t, but now you’ve reminded me that I do.
Why would I want a Chinese gigolo for my bathroom again?
Again? Probably the same reason you had him there the first time!
Like you might find on wee men.
Wee men: You are the new man.
Europeans claim to make the world’s greatest lovers, but China makes them smaller and cheaper.
Ah, but size matters!
And (if you’re lucky!) you get what you pay for.
Dahling, I’ve never had to pay for it…
Like I said, in the end, men always pay for it in one way or another, and often both.
You have used a sentence that contained the word ‘and’ used only once and the word ‘or’ used only once, with a comma before the word ‘and’, but no commas before the word ‘or’. I loved all sentences that contain the word ‘and’ used only once and the word ‘or’ used only once, with a comma before the word ‘and’, but no commas before the word ‘or’, because I thought that I would never see them used anywhere. If you had not placed a comma before the word ‘and’, I would not be heartbroken. Also, if you had used the word ‘and’ more than once or the word ‘or’ more than once, I would not be heartbroken.
We haven’t seen the senator since the mongi and cobras got loose.
Those little beggars never did come back when I called them.
They got hooked on my enchanting flute music!
Ackshully, I went and looked up the plural of mongoose; according to the shorter Oxford, it’s “mongooses”. Still, mongi is less wear and tear on the keyboard and the electrons.
I don’t need to faucet. It works just fine.
But I’d advise you not to use the Handle. When you do, it makes a clonking sound.
There’s no need to do it that way; I’ve figured out a better cistern.
When the Handel is clonking, I’d suggest we washer.
*clonk* Haaaaaaaaaaaaaalelujah!
Can’t even get by with a mere transposition of letters around here! Well, the kitchen’s a mess I, uh, ought to clean up.
If you turn the Handel, you can usually expect water music.
Perhaps you can even get it to Boyle.
Toilet seat covers help prevent butt boils.