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You should read up on cognitive dissonance theory.
i think i somewhat get the basic idea of it…
Which is about all anybody gets anyway. Personally, I find cognitive dissonance to be something to aspire to. I can believe many contradictory things simultaneously without being much troubled by it.
many psycological theories have been disproven… such as some by someone named Sigmund Freud and his Oedipus complex… I think basing knowledge of the human mind on a small number of people (hopefully very very small in this case) is highly illogical…
I happen to be a clinical psychologist who has been practicing for 32 years. Most theories are crap, and as someone who used to teach upper-graduate-school-level courses in research design, most research in the field is also crap. Much of Freud’s work has been discredited and it is hard to find a true Freudian these days, but you have to remember, he was shooting in the dark a century ago. Any good therapist relies primarily on experience and use of their genuine selves, if they know who they are, which most therapists don’t. Theory is something to call on when you’re running out of ideas.
YAY BIG WORDS!!! sorry couldnt resist… im sortof a randomly intelectual, then annoying, then random guy… btw nice work on the thread below with the puns and stuff
You’ll find that the regulars here are largely very bright and knowledgeable about many things, which makes it nice, because you can make obscure or literary or well-informed jokes and someone will get it, even if you lose some. I do make jokes other than puns! But I find it hard to resist a pun challenge…
subject, predicate…
And I find it hard to resist going the clonk when you do. What are you doing feeding the trolls, anyway? We’ve come to expect Better Than That from you. *frowns at JohnB*
Hey, he declared himself a troll, which shows an above-average self-awareness. But I’ll add you to the list of people I’ve disappointed lately. It’s a big list.
HI GUYS CAN I PLAY WITH YOU?
Am I on that list? If I’m not, then add me, because I’m disappointed that I wasn’t yet.
This morning I’d be glad to add the ENTIRE FRICKIN WORLD to the list of people I’ve disappointed. (Yes, I has a PMS…)
Here, have some chocolate. Now have some more chocolate. And a nice cuppa. Now, go and kick somebody you really despise, and you’ll feel better.
I completely understand cognitive dissonance, and at the same time, I really don’t understand it at all…
That’s nothing! I understand cognitive dissonance completely even though I’ve never even heard of it!
EreX-treme!
Somewhat hard to attain given the amount of steroids these two appear to be on…
Hard to attain? Pun intended?
Indeed!
I firmly believe in punning when possible.
Then it wasn’t a boner! But watch out. Some people around here like to get out their wands…
These arent your dad’s puns, these are turbopuns!
I try not to rigidly adhere to past patterns.
lol i made a power thirst referance… crap… that might be an applicable pun here… power thirst lol…
Some puns can be a little stiffer than others.
Darn… i cant think of any puns that havent been used up… i need to think harder…
Come now, if you think too hard you might lose your drive!
Cant leave the people unsatisfied can i?
No…don’t end the thread prematurely.
You can’t fill all of their voids, can you? I mean, you’re just one member of the human population.
I think it would be benificial to protect the people from bad puns so i will just stop and pull out of this pun thread for now…
If you use protection, that’s much safer than pulling out anyway!
I have a feeling this has gone to far…
For a first date, perhaps. But as an inveterate punster, I go all the way or I stay home!
D@mn those time zones! DnT is going to be bonking himself for missing this one!!!
who?
You must be new here! Droll not Troll. I think he, the Chief, and I are the ones who most often incur the wrath of the Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy, although the rogues’ gallery here is quite large, actually. You do know about the DPHF, don’t you???
well i am relatively new here… And i didnt use any brainpower to consider the use of an acronym… and i dont know of the fairy thingy… please inform me… and anyone who happens to view the coments…
Mind where you aim it!
jen, if i may call u that, you are a tad late for the pun thread… i dislike gaps like that…
The back-and-forth (no up and downing!) here has just been a little faster today than usual. DPHF is also known as Dr_Handle, who also goes by Dr Handle, who sends people to Dreadful Pun Hell for puns she judges as dreadful. Of course, she makes plenty of puns herself, and fortunately that hell has a revolving door, so when we’re sent we usually come back shortly. She will, however, clonk you with her wand. Of course, when I clonk, I like to use my own wand, to keep the thread going!
And both DnT and Dr H are from Down Under, and we do have contributors from all over the world, so we do need to be patient and let others join in the threads. I’ll confess I’ve been a little greedy today. Apologies to anyone I’ve shafted!
i feel more informed now… thanks
Just letting you know how we “do it” around here. I think this particular pun run may prove to be a bottomless pit!
(insert pun here)
AAARGH! JohnB and Jennifer, off to Dreadful Pun Hell immediately! Go on, you know the way. I’M WATCHING, don’t think I can’t see you hiding behind that inference… no, not you, blearg, you’re not dreadful enough. Well, let me rephrase that; your puns are not dreadful enough. GET GOING you two, I can still see you…
AH! I missed the pun-run! You guys just came too soon!
I know it was “late” but I couldn’t nest in the right place…the reply buttons were gone
And yes, people may call me Jen.
Anther pun-run I missed! Not only was the timing wrong, but when I tried to post a reply It didn’t work. Took me a while to realise it’s because the name & email fields above the comment box were empty. Haven’t seen that since the time I deleted all my cookies.
Guess it’s just hard luck.
Well, Dr H, you’ll be glad to know it’s hot as hell here today, with the sticky 90-degree-90-%-humidity that makes Kentucky so much fun in the summertime! *Busy looking for the revolving door*
*Settling for A/C and a fan*
@DnT: Sorry you couldn’t get on board before this one petered out. I’d kind of shot my wad, anyway, rising to the challenge of the pesky n00b…
No problem, JB. When you’re on a roll, go with it.
This thread was fun to read.
I don’t feel like I’m on a roll. More like on a pretzel.
So I take it this is a fancy package for one of those medicines for ED?
Like Pez dispensers
I wouldnt be supprized if thats already on the market…
And being lauded in television commercials where guys sing anthems of homage, as if men would ever admit to ED, let alone sing about it in public!
That explains the “big sword”.
Am I the only one to notice how blue the guy on the right is?
The red guy needs both hands for his erexion…
As Burger King used to say, it takes two hands to handle a whopper!
YAY PRODUCT PLACEMENT! lol i just realized thats a pun
Yes, Burger King offered me a free whopper for doing that, but I told them I already have one, not to toot my own horn, so to speak…
burgerking is now offering items that can be used in a pun?
Yes. They come in a rather large package.
I thought all hamburgers were served in a pun.
No, that’s spamburgers.
*sigh* at least that was a current pun.
No, we did the electricity puns a while back.
Imagine the blue guy’s, its cencored!
spelled censored wrong…
Wrong spellings often add to the fun!
Yes, posts here are moderated, and so we try to avoid really graphic language, which of course is good practice anyway, since no one ever knows who might be viewing this site, although this one is intended for adults.
if you look at the pic the blue guy’s “head” is blocked by glare…
We may all be over 21, but I don’t think there’s a full time adult among us.
you only need to be 18 to view all content…
True, but there’s still not a full-time adult among us!
Anyone who reads these comments could figure THAT out.
Growing older you can’t avoid, but growing up is optional.
So, which fast food joint has those for their kid’s meals? After all, that’s the kind of standard in-restaurant display that all the major chains use in North America…
Okaaaay, plastic erexions. I can be adult about that. Where do the batteries go?
They go, vrmmmmmmmmmmm!
WHERE, I said, WHERE do the batteries go, not HOW do the batteries go. Hey, maybe it plugs into the mains. Three phase power perhaps, for when Madam requires heavy duty satisfaction?
Who says “vrmmmmmmmm” isn’t a place? But yes, in my experience there’s no point in fooling with the battery jobs. Go straight to the plug-ins, although a three-phase one I’ve never seen. I long ago learned that instead of being jealous of Steely Dan, I ought to let him join us for a menage-a-vrmmmmmm.
Made by Korean people who did not know the word ereXion sounds same as erection.
Q: What do Korean men do when they have erexions?
A: Vote. Provided they are in South Korea, I suppose. Oh, it’s just not funny once I have to qualify it.
That and this joke was used not too long ago on another engrish. I believe it was YOU who said it.
Erections is spelled differently to erexions? Um, hang on a minute whilst I scrabble around for a feeble excuse…
It was Japanese men last time! So there you go! Brand new joke! (Oh, and take my wife. Please.)
Two fish swim in to a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!”
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says to them, Is this some kind of a joke?
Did you hear the one about the rancher who couldn’t keep his hands off his beautiful young wife? Yeah, it got so bad he had to fire them all.
Ok, you told that one before too. No I don;t have a link this time, because I forget where you posted it.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
Don’t make fun of dyslexics! You’ll incur the wrath of DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)!!
DNA: The National Dislexic Association
-from “The Impossible Quiz”
*dyslexic. w/e. They won’t notice the difference.
LOL!!! Hadn’t heard that one!
“My wife has gone to the West Indies.”
“Jamaica?”
“No, she went of her own accord.”
Man in wholesale club “I’ve lost my wife. Where are the replacements stocked?”
Apparently she owned the amphibious model of the Accord.
Hey, it was that joke Led Zeppelin used to title their faux reggae on Houses of the Holy. “D’yer Mak’er”
….(which to Engrish folks is apparently pronounced “Jer-mayk-er”, but most Mericans I’ve heard say “do your maker” and look real confused.
At first, I read this as “exretions”… which would be even funnier IMO.
Tough luck if it’s pump action – NO UP AND DOWNING!
I’ll remember to hold my jokes horizontally while pumping, to avoid up and downing.
A horizontal joke. Hmm….. sounds like someone I used to know.
That was a horizontal jerk.
And so the Mighty Warrior Erexon battled his evil opponent on the summit of Mount Viagra
no thats too straightfoward… you have to sneak in a pun.. im mean, something about the climax of the battle… and some other ed med…
101st comment!
The misspelling is probably that it should have been, “Erexxon,” which is how we get screwed by big oil companies.
it’s an actual show guys^^ a little Power rangers-like….
What, does the sign outside the club say something like:
Tooo-night! Chippendale’s presents for your enjoyment the Power Rangers and Transformers Show!!!! All the tools you’d ever want to see!!!…..
LOL!
I suppose that’s what you get for staring at the scantily clad sister of Dr. Manhattan.
i dont get it
please tell me
srsly
anywun
plz
If you’re a girl you shouldn’t be getting erexions. Not your own, anyway!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Sad fact is that this is the name of a Tokusatsu (Power Ranger style) Korean show.