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Cool fashion need cool taste. You are the new man. We like the new taste. We nees the quality. And we need the best food. Here you will find what you want.
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we like the new taste too!
I wish I were the new man, and could taste the new taste. I nees quality too! Damn, this slogan is hitting all my hot buttons! How do they expose all my desires like this?
If you knees quality, you will probably find that quality is always at least a thigh-length away.
At the very least, you’ll find what you want….
Haw Flakes don’t normally come in that packaging xD
I love those things!
Me too!!
yes, those things are amazing!
I am the new man? Hell’s bells, is this some strange prediction about me having gender reassignment surgery? Is that what will cause me to taste different? How do you know what I taste like? How do you think you will know what I taste like? Why do you want to know? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING TASTING ME??? GO AWAY!!! NEES YOUR OWN QUALITY YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!
What does fashion have anything to do with candy?
I don’t want to become a man
Sorry. Want or not, the first line declares a truth: You are the new man.
Aw damn. This sucks.
But perhaps what is meant is that woman is the new man. (Whatever that would mean!)
It would mean “She wears the socks in this house”.
NEVAR!
Sorry, forgot to change my name back.
And he wears the lace pantyhose?
Me either.
The people pushing the metrosexual agenda see metrosexuals as being a member of the masculine far right. Hey Sailor! Want some candy!! Here you will find what you want.
“Hey Sailor! Want some candy!! Here you will find what you want.”
That needs to be on a T-shirt. Somebody get on this ASAP.
The back:
You are the new man. We like the new taste. Taste this all day.
We’ve had aftertaste WITHOUT end before on this site…
I tasted some cool fashions just the other day, and I have to say that I agree. Cool fashion could really use some cool new taste!
Of course, I may have done it wrong. I did taste the cool fashions with my whole tongue.
You did WHAT?
I laid the whole tongue on cool fashions. I thought I could do that, since the fashions were not on the salad bar. (Still confused? A peek at June 9 might help.)
Tong of Whole Tongue Salad Bar
Why thank you! I guess you have really figured out how to post links.
#2 cut now makes sense.
How come the time I posted a link to a previous engrish it got removed?
Someone just has it in for Red Sox fans.
The best food comes in small hot pink cylinders?
Guess we can get rid of all those gourmet chefs now.
How about large hot pink cylinders??
Don’t flatter yourself…
If I don’t flatter me, who will??? Wait, I think that came out wrong…
Pull my finger.
I need the best food here too.
Unfortunately, doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen.
*pulls out slimy banana for breakfast*
I work in a small town at an agency that has a cafeteria, but the food there is awful. So while I, also, feel a need for the best food, I have learned to settle for “not the worst”!
*pulls out package of crackers for lunch*
*supposed to have been nestled in above thread*
Well, it’s Monday morning…
*Supposed to have typed “nested” instead of “nestled* Yes, it is Monday, all right.
I liked ‘nestled’.
*pulls out Nestled crunch bar for lunch*
Where did you have it nestled?
I would put it between 2 blue ice packs. Chocolate in pockets here will glue your pants to your left behind.
Which would be VERY interesting if you had put it in your right front pocket!
Never the right front. I hate sucking the chocolate off of the car keys and change.
I guess what you need is a cold front.
Easily done – put ice pack down front of trousers.
Any suggestions on how to warm up the sausage HotPocket after the chocolate is gone and the ice packs are removed?
Use fire pushing here.
I usually nestle one Crunch bar under my arm, till lunch, and the other arm has my Hot Pocket dinner under it.
Only the best taste.
I want to lay my whole tongue on that new cool taste! I am SO the new man.
God, Haw Flakes are *awful*, too.
Cadbury chocolate is just ghastly muck, dahlings. It’s almost as bad as Merkin chocolate.
Haw Flakes? Flakes of Haw? Is this fish candy? Candy made from fish? If so, I think I’ll settle for the next best foods.
OMG Haw flakes! My partner insists they taste like skin. I’m too scared to taste them, lols.
I LOVE those things.. they’re delicious. I get them at my local Asian food shop sometimes… the packaging doesn’t usually say that though… lol.
From Haw apples, which grow on hawthorn bushes. They’re tasty if you can get them before they go stale
I honestly couldn’t tell if it was talking about food or fashion lines.
Haw Flakes! Loved those things back in my Chinese days.
The lady at the Chinese restaurant gave these to my sister once! We didn’t eat them because, well…It looks like fish food.