Comments on: The screaming could be great for Halloween

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 07:17:45 +0000

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? I PASSIONATELY LOVED JIMI HENDRIX BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!! AND I ALSO LOVE HENDRIX BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT HE DID NOT DO ANAL SEX!!!! HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY HEART!!!!

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 05:27:31 +0000

I literally just peed my pants laughing.

By: Ethan

Ethan — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:15:03 +0000

Holy crap, really?

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:37:03 +0000

Nah

By: Hunter

Hunter — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:47:59 +0000

It must’ve meant to actually say “bird” instead of “birth.”

By: Jo

Jo — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:59:26 +0000

Nice way to treat your guests XD

By: Eva

Eva — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:08:29 +0000

LOL!

By: RangerNiko

RangerNiko — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:09:50 +0000

bwahahahah! I want one – would certainly mess w/ my downstairs neighbors!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:28:14 +0000

LOL! Better late than never!

By: Rena

Rena — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:55:52 +0000

Well his car will out-rank you now.

By: Eriongtk

Eriongtk — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:50:15 +0000

Actually, this is not engrish at all.
“the bird is for illustration purposes only, and is not included in package”
And the doorbell actually goes: “Push! Push! Push! Push! *hnnnnnngh* Almost there! Push!”

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:32:38 +0000

Roots WIN!
I’m nearly 60, and still finding out this stuff. Luckily we have a fantastic Community Radio Station here, where the presenters sometimes play the originals.

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:52:36 +0000

Actually, those gents took the line from a Howlin’ Wolf song. Well, he sang it, Willie Dixon wrote it and played bass on the record.

Dixon wrote it and the record was made in 1960, but I would bet good money this was a phrase long in usage amongst a certain strata of society.

Just thought I’d let the young’uns in on a little ancient history.

Although Jim Morrison fans might not even know this…
Led Zeppelin fans never seem to know that about 1/2-2/3 of Zep’s material came from Dixon, Wolf, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, etc., and not Plant/Page who give themselves songwriting credit… though, oddly enough, they did give Memphis Minnie her proper credit on “When the Levee Breaks”. I do think Led Zep got sued out the ying-yang later on, though.

I am your back door man
(repeat)
Well the men don’t know
but the little girls understand.

I consider myself more the “Little Red Rooster” type.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:09:30 +0000

For those for whom my comment makes no sense, the original meaning of “back-door man” was a boyfriend who slipped in the back door after hubby left for work. I am aware that it has acquired a rather different meaning in recent years…

By: Mae

Mae — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:09:08 +0000

I also went natural with both of mine… the only thing that made me angry with my then-husband was that he’d rather sit and stare at the wall than support me during it. Yet in all my pain I didn’t tell him he was a lousy worthless bastard (thinking it, yes, saying it… no)

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:29:42 +0000

Never mock a penis.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:29:09 +0000

President Obama, however, forbade the use of tapes of Guantanamo water-boarding or Abu Ghraib dog-barking exercises for these purposes.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:55:06 +0000

Should have used a fish.

By: Gone_with_the_wendell

Gone_with_the_wendell — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:49:38 +0000

The chicks have mock penises.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:45:49 +0000

Hi, Art! But why is your avatar named Aaron?

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:09:02 +0000

This is art.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:51:30 +0000

Good thing the doctor wasn’t!

By: PaulWolb

PaulWolb — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:49:00 +0000

Press the doorbell, hear the screams, and soon the door opens and you are handed a new-born shotgun shack to move into. Someday, it too will grow up and with a little donation from the father of the house, it will pop yet another little bungalow of joy. Welcome to the age of sustainable housing. ;>

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:29:13 +0000

Not according to some who famously claimed to be back-door men, such as Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.

By: pamera

pamera — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:08:32 +0000

No my husband was…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:31:35 +0000

I’m afraid that in my house, a doorbell with the sound of a woman screaming and yelling would go wholly unnoticed.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:16:52 +0000

It goes NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

By: LuLu

LuLu — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:04:01 +0000

I want a doorbell that looks like a bear (scariest LOOKING animal) but sounds like a cougar (scariest SOUNDING animal) – B’ougar Bell anyone?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:45:56 +0000

Hey! Apparently there’s nothing to work out. Links happen magically!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:43:22 +0000

Anyone who can handle a bit of electronics could make their own like this:
Go to http://www.oatleyelectronics.com.au
(Sorry, I haven’t worked out the link trick yet).
Check product #K225. It’s a digital recorder for recording 120 seconds of any sound you want. If your sound is only a few seconds long and you use up the whole recording time, this will also f*ck up the ring-and-ditchers.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:27:26 +0000

Makes you wonder what those critters have to laugh about, doesn’t it?
If there’s a God, She/He REALLY hates hyenas!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:23:21 +0000

A twelve pounder? OMG! Were you working in Ordnance?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:20:17 +0000

I wonder if they have a suitable doorbell for the *ahem* back door.

By: Anonymously Secret

Anonymously Secret — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:03:26 +0000

So uh, if I press the door bell… Would I hear lots of screaming and yelling from a woman in labour pain???

Anyone knows where I can buy it?

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:04:48 +0000

Just duct tape any 3 year old to your door bell. They’ll make farting noises for free – and laugh while doing it. “Two. count ‘em two. doorbell noises for the price of one”,

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:38:22 +0000

It could be worse, I suppose; think of the poor female spotted hyena. Come to think of it, could I have an actual hyena instead of a doorbell?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:36:25 +0000

Revenge WIN!

By: S.T.

S.T. — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:56:44 +0000

Doctor: PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!! *hyperventilates*
Doctor: You can do it!! Push harder!
Woman: *heavy breathing*

Lol.

By: Merka Darig

Merka Darig — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:31:35 +0000

HONEY GET THE DOOR!!!

By: kayla

kayla — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:14:09 +0000

well…that is….unique…

By: pamera

pamera — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:03:51 +0000

I want one that has a variety of gross farting sounds. Anyone know where I can get one?? This is America – I bet they are out there.

By: pamera

pamera — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:02:40 +0000

ooooh. I like your thinking.

By: pamera

pamera — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:00:51 +0000

I gave birth to a twelve pounder without anesthesia and did not scream at my husband once. I screamed at the stupid army Dr. who would not let me have anything for the pain. Two weeks later when I could walk I put a 12 pound whole chicken in his car (in July) first thing in the morning. I didn’t care if he out-ranked me…

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:00:05 +0000

Can you imagine how much rage would be caused by ring and ditchers? Or those people who push doorbells 30 times in a second? Lol. Doorbell rage: the new killer.

By: DemisaD

DemisaD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:33:06 +0000

“great for families!!! and as gifts for ALL occasions! Act Now and we’ll double your order- that’s right folks, DOUBLE 2X2X!!! You’ll get 2 not 1 Doorbell with Birth Sound systems (now available on ‘FLEX PAY’)!!!
SAY IT WITH BIRTH SOUND!!!! CALL NOW!!!!

…::shudders:: it would be very disturbing to walk up on noise like that..i’d probably get one though.

By: Sweet crunchy soul sauce

Sweet crunchy soul sauce — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:46:24 +0000

O_o that doorbell would bust everyone’s eardrums wide open.

By: H3xx

H3xx — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:36:17 +0000

0_0… oh my god!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:05:05 +0000

It is also an effective birth control reminder.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:03:49 +0000

It is a situational affectation from irritation. We have 3 kids.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:50:14 +0000

Yikes
I went natural, but vowed to myself not to get angry at my husband…it wasn’t his fault…we both wanted the child, and it takes two to tango!