Comments on: Just say no to meat cake. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:57:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-67122 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:24:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-67122 Because the goose deserves it?

]]> By: ihaveamac http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-41715 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:59:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-41715 thecakeisalie :oops:

]]> By: Luke http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-39957 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:10:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-39957 omgicantfindthespacebar

]]> By: Firespell http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-38417 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:17:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-38417 Cake is indeed grand! But why would you want to swan a goose?

]]> By: brads mom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37549 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:02:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37549 uphail

]]> By: Chell http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37443 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:50:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37443 THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

]]> By: Janet http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37408 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:04:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37408 Could be meat, could be cake .. it’s MEATCAKE! The people who do the titles here seem pretty savvy .. I’d guess that’s what they’re thinking of.

]]> By: Basara http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37361 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:47:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37361 Is that a George Carlin reference in the Subject (his skit about leftovers, specifically)?

]]> By: tehqrab http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37360 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:31:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37360 I applaud you!

]]> By: Jennifer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37301 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:29:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37301 : oops :
take out the spaces :oops:

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37296 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:05:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37296 I’m sure you can find shrimp in whales, but I’m not too sure about swans or geese.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37293 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:52:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37293 Dr. Handle’s blushing now, doo dah, doo dah,
Her left behind is flushing too, oh doo dah day!
Gwine to blush all night,
Gwine to flush all day.
Bet next time she posts her icon’s red,
Oh de doo dah day!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37292 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:47:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37292 If you’re reginacidal, perhaps your sister Sarah is a character on CSI.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37282 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:32:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37282 Starshrimpman, Starshrimpman,
Does whatever a starshrimp can,
Squirts along through the sea,
While he studies astronomy
Look out, here comes the starshrimpman.

Can he swim? Listen bud,
He’s a segmented decapod,
Can he scan infrared?
Points his telescope overhead
Lookout, here comes the starshrimpman.

]]> By: WorrierPrincess http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37280 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:15:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37280 Particularly disturbing to Canadians!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37273 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:26:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37273 This isn’t the first time this has happened on this site; any time a seven syllable phrase or sentence pops up with the appropriate scansion, the words “doo dah, doo dah” tack themselves onto the end of it in my brain. It’s embarrassing, is what it is. *insert blushing face icon here*

]]> By: deejinator http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37272 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:36:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37272 Dr Handle, I thought only I could come up with jokes that bad.

]]> By: Much Glory Hopeful http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37271 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:31:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37271 Or, to model it after the lake in Webster, Massachusetts, it should be translated:
“You eat on your side of the restaurant, I’ll eat on my side of the restaurant, and nobody eats at the salad bar.”

]]> By: GenericTurretThingyWithLaser http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37270 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:27:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37270 Thiswasatriumph
Immakinganoteherehugesuccess
Itshardtooverstatemysatisfaction

]]> By: Ole http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37269 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:11:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37269 Isn’t that a village somewhere in Wales?

]]> By: GeneticLifeFormandDiskOperatingSystem http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37267 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:29:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37267 Didn’twehavesomefunthough? RememberwhentheplatformwasslidingintothefirepitandIwaslike, “Goodbye” andyouwerelike “NOOOWAAAY” andIwasall ” wepretendedweweregoingtomurderyou” Thatwasgreat.

]]> By: GeneticLifeFormandDiskOperatingSystem http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37266 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:27:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37266 Didn’twehavesomefunthough? RememberwhentheplatformwasslidingintothefirepitandIwaslike,”Goodbye”andyouwerelike”NOOOWAAAY”andIwasall”wepretendedweweregoingtomurderyou” Thatwasgreat.

]]> By: PointsOutTheObvious http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37265 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:17:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37265 Or regalicide to be more generic.

]]> By: PointsOutTheObvious http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37264 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:16:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37264 Reginacide, I believe.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37258 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:42:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37258 Okay, now I have the tune of “The Camptown Ladies” running through my head:
Swan goose star shrimp cake is grand, doo dah, doo dah,
Let’s go start another band, oh, de doo dah day…

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37254 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:03:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37254 We are seeing the effects of programming in C style object oriented languages too long. This is the master black box object library for objects: Swan, goose, starshimp, and cake. isgrand is an object class query function. This was written by someone who has spent his life getting a Masters in IT Sciences with a specialty in AI and had to go home when his educational visa was not renewed. It takes hours for him to read a web page because he is compelled to read the page source and send corrections for the server programs to the webmaster. People wear foil hats while on the computer so they don’t catch whatever the computers have done to him.

]]> By: WorrierPrincess http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37252 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:41:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37252 I was actually responding to moe, though I do find the idea of time-travelling regicidal (reginicidal?) avatars interesting…

]]> By: tea http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37251 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:21:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37251 Well then.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37246 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:40:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37246 My avatar flatly denies any role in sending Marie Antoinette to the guillotine.

]]> By: WorrierPrincess http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37244 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:27:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37244 As is your avatar!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37235 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:36:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37235 Starshimp was a famous ape? What was he famous for? Oh, yeah, I guess you’re referring to the one who sometimes joined the Three Stooges in films.

]]> By: Constuct 8 http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37234 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:37:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37234 Well, there is Cobra Starship, so why not?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37233 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:32:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37233 It was just this type of tragedy that sent Marie Antoinette to the guillotine. For in responding to a relatively innocuous question from her chef about whether she wanted the gravy even though it was somewhat lumpy from the meat, she replied, “I don’t care. Let the meat cake.”

]]> By: Purianite http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37231 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:45:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37231 Even the WORDS themselves are caked together!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37229 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:27:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37229 Swangoosestarshrimpman does whatever a swangoosestarshrimp can.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37228 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:19:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37228 The Swangoosestarshrimpcakeisalie!

]]> By: DrB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37225 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:01:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37225 Orthatcreaturesancestorsknewnointerspeciesboundaries?

]]> By: Wamoje http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37223 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:08:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37223 Did you read your OWN comment: Swangoosestarshimpcakeisgrand ???
Starshimp?? Just like a famous ape?

]]> By: moe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37221 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:26:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37221 WorrierPrincess, after a quarter-century of middle-name deprivation, I gave myself the middle name Xena (prompted by a computer-generated X in my school email). But I think your user name is totally awesome! :D

]]> By: YAWN http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37220 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:23:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37220 …

]]> By: WorrierPrincess http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37219 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:08:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37219 And here I was wondering what Swangooses Tarshrimp tasted like!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37216 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:55:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37216 I just read that as swangoose starship cakeisgrand. A name for yet another alternative band to come out of EngrishFunny? (After Purity of Dead Flies broke up, maybe.) Or possibly a new Star Trek series: These are the voyages of the Starship Cakeisgrand, her mission: to explore strange new grammar, to seek out new spellings, to boldly conjugate verbs no native speaker has conjugated before…

]]> By: I'm the chief http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37213 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:41:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37213 butholdtheonionsplease.

]]> By: Drew http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37211 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:28:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37211 That was EPIC.

]]> By: sopranomom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37210 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:10:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37210 Wowthatsoundslikeareallygoodmeal!

]]> By: Brad http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/14/engrish-cake-grand/comment-page-1/#comment-37209 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:01:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=9996#comment-37209 frst

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