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	<title>Comments on: Wow.  The actual closet door for flamers.</title>
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		<title>By: Saru</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-129386</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Saru]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 03:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nagoya Castle. I saw it too. XD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nagoya Castle. I saw it too. XD</p>
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		<title>By: Nancy</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-39196</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nancy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[picture was taken in Nagoya Castle, Japan.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>picture was taken in Nagoya Castle, Japan.</p>
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		<title>By: KartoonNotWerk</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-38823</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KartoonNotWerk]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol, just lol all the way home]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, just lol all the way home</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37839</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try to read aloud as quickly as possible without an elocution train wreck.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try to read aloud as quickly as possible without an elocution train wreck.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37838</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[* hears summer crickets and stunned silence.  decides it is  to time to run and hide out of self preservation instincts while they find the rotten vegetables and clonking wand *]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* hears summer crickets and stunned silence.  decides it is  to time to run and hide out of self preservation instincts while they find the rotten vegetables and clonking wand *</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37663</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#039;s no need to be Kurt Weill you fill up you vials!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s no need to be Kurt Weill you fill up you vials!</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37654</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The vestigal vicar&#039;s voluminous vestibules were vandalized and a valve effused V agent and the vesiculated unvariolated horizontal bodies were found. The violets were a purply blue fading to whitish things.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The vestigal vicar&#8217;s voluminous vestibules were vandalized and a valve effused V agent and the vesiculated unvariolated horizontal bodies were found. The violets were a purply blue fading to whitish things.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37653</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got more from Kurt Weill for 3 pennies.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got more from Kurt Weill for 3 pennies.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37652</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that the Vegemite&#039;s Victorian, because they make it just up the street from where I work, but can you clarify for me: were the vestibules voluminous, vestigial or vandalised, were the vicars vertical, variolate or vesiculate, and were the violets varigated, variform or verticillate?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know that the Vegemite&#8217;s Victorian, because they make it just up the street from where I work, but can you clarify for me: were the vestibules voluminous, vestigial or vandalised, were the vicars vertical, variolate or vesiculate, and were the violets varigated, variform or verticillate?</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37648</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They voted effectively selectively a proviso to provide extra virgin olive oil refuse to infuse into the Vegemite violet votive oil.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They voted effectively selectively a proviso to provide extra virgin olive oil refuse to infuse into the Vegemite violet votive oil.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37634</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[V agent is viscous and variously mixed, in vicars vestibules, with violet votive oil extracted from Vegemite and multiviscosity Valvoline. The dilute solute is vigorously vaporized through a perverse volute venturi.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>V agent is viscous and variously mixed, in vicars vestibules, with violet votive oil extracted from Vegemite and multiviscosity Valvoline. The dilute solute is vigorously vaporized through a perverse volute venturi.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37632</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You violate voles?  You vicious villain!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You violate voles?  You vicious villain!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37518</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get all mine from Dr. Andrew Weill.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get all mine from Dr. Andrew Weill.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37510</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vevy intevesting!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vevy intevesting!</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37492</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is V gas, hidden by Valerie in a viola behind a violin in Vale. You must buffer the valence for stability and shield from high voltage. It&#039;s valuable and extracted from voles.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is V gas, hidden by Valerie in a viola behind a violin in Vale. You must buffer the valence for stability and shield from high voltage. It&#8217;s valuable and extracted from voles.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37489</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where do you get your vile to refill your vials?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where do you get your vile to refill your vials?</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37437</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If that is Schroedinger&#039;s closet, I have a refill set of vile vials we didn&#039;t use in the mime&#039;s invisible box.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If that is Schroedinger&#8217;s closet, I have a refill set of vile vials we didn&#8217;t use in the mime&#8217;s invisible box.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37426</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish they&#039;d all go back into the closet, and keep their looniness secret, or at least out of sight where it can&#039;t annoy me so much.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish they&#8217;d all go back into the closet, and keep their looniness secret, or at least out of sight where it can&#8217;t annoy me so much.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37331</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And all I wanted was to stand next to your fire.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And all I wanted was to stand next to your fire.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37307</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t you just hate those closet Scientologists?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you just hate those closet Scientologists?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37306</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now THAT&#039;s the ultimate grunge band name, Choking to Death on Someone Else&#039;s Vomit!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now THAT&#8217;s the ultimate grunge band name, Choking to Death on Someone Else&#8217;s Vomit!</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37274</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But that&#039;s the only band instrument I can play! *cries at the thought of choking to death on someone else&#039;s vomit*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But that&#8217;s the only band instrument I can play! *cries at the thought of choking to death on someone else&#8217;s vomit*</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37263</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You could try Spinal Tap band camp.  Don&#039;t try out for any of the drummer positions.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You could try Spinal Tap band camp.  Don&#8217;t try out for any of the drummer positions.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37217</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m really not tall enough.  Or black enough.  Or, fraqnkly, talented enough.  Maybe if I can have a small stepladder.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m really not tall enough.  Or black enough.  Or, fraqnkly, talented enough.  Maybe if I can have a small stepladder.</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37214</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I'm the chief]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you start talking to yourself too much then something bad is about to happen, see?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if you start talking to yourself too much then something bad is about to happen, see?</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37204</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fire in the hole- yours!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire in the hole- yours!</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37200</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try Rupaul U. I&#039;ve been backstage figuring out how to post a web link here. I&#039;ve made a few mistakes and there is some content filtering.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try Rupaul U. I&#8217;ve been backstage figuring out how to post a web link here. I&#8217;ve made a few mistakes and there is some content filtering.</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37194</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37193</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;You can&#039;t stay in my son&#039;s wardrobe, Mr Cruise; Mr Cruise, it&#039;s time for you to come out of the closet&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t stay in my son&#8217;s wardrobe, Mr Cruise; Mr Cruise, it&#8217;s time for you to come out of the closet&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37192</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking more of a buzzcut, but the more I look at that picture, the more I think I&#039;d like to try it.  Are there workshops you can go to to learn to be a drag king?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was thinking more of a buzzcut, but the more I look at that picture, the more I think I&#8217;d like to try it.  Are there workshops you can go to to learn to be a drag king?</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37191</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;a href=&quot;http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;#2 cut&lt;/a&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/" rel="nofollow">#2 cut</a></p>
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		<title>By: bluejade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37190</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bluejade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the sign is addressed to those behind the door. I think they are supposed to come out when the fire reaches the door. Perhaps a little drama is vital. Oh, what the hell, it doesn&#039;t make sense!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the sign is addressed to those behind the door. I think they are supposed to come out when the fire reaches the door. Perhaps a little drama is vital. Oh, what the hell, it doesn&#8217;t make sense!</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37189</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;a href=&quot;http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/" rel="nofollow"></a></p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37188</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#2  roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#2  roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/</p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37187</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[see &lt;a href=&quot;http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/&quot; title=&quot;#2&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>see <a href="http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/" title="#2" rel="nofollow"></a></p>
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		<title>By: PoodleGroomer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37175</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PoodleGroomer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One scissor shingled hack job with extra pooof.  Nobody will notice that there are no layered highlights and tints with all of the smoke.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One scissor shingled hack job with extra pooof.  Nobody will notice that there are no layered highlights and tints with all of the smoke.</p>
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		<title>By: tea</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37166</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[tea]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You tripped up on the last word. Now the fire has you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You tripped up on the last word. Now the fire has you.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37164</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*hastily performed before approaching flames*
I&#039;m a lumberjack and I&#039;m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I love to pick wild flowers.  
I put on women&#039;s clothing, and hang around in bars.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I&#039;d been a girly, just like my dear papa.

May I pass now???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*hastily performed before approaching flames*<br />
I&#8217;m a lumberjack and I&#8217;m okay,<br />
I sleep all night and I work all day.<br />
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,<br />
I love to pick wild flowers.<br />
I put on women&#8217;s clothing, and hang around in bars.<br />
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.<br />
I wish I&#8217;d been a girly, just like my dear papa.</p>
<p>May I pass now???</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37154</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I was being pushed by a fire and was required to pretend to be gay in order to escape, I&#039;m sure I could manage an appalling-but-just-convincing-enough stereotype.  Get yer clippers and give us a #2, PoodleGroomer...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I was being pushed by a fire and was required to pretend to be gay in order to escape, I&#8217;m sure I could manage an appalling-but-just-convincing-enough stereotype.  Get yer clippers and give us a #2, PoodleGroomer&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37153</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fire!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire!</p>
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		<title>By: giraffie</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37148</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[giraffie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, I&#039;m straight.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, I&#8217;m straight.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37144</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t get it...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: zerengi</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37143</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[zerengi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#039;ve seen that sign! its in a castle in Japan i think it was Kyoto, but im not sure of the city.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ve seen that sign! its in a castle in Japan i think it was Kyoto, but im not sure of the city.</p>
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		<title>By: LeonimuZ</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37142</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LeonimuZ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did he die?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did he die?</p>
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		<title>By: Spoo</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37129</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I appreciate your courtesy, but if I&#039;m going to insert an F-word, it&#039;s going to be inserted somewhere other than here. It will be, shall we say, further southward.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I appreciate your courtesy, but if I&#8217;m going to insert an F-word, it&#8217;s going to be inserted somewhere other than here. It will be, shall we say, further southward.</p>
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		<title>By: Janet</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37127</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Janet]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Duh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Duh.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37124</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve (fortunately!) never been pushed by fire, but I&#039;m fairly sure that fire would not have to push very hard for me to get out of its way.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve (fortunately!) never been pushed by fire, but I&#8217;m fairly sure that fire would not have to push very hard for me to get out of its way.</p>
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		<title>By: A Noun</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37123</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Noun]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Adam Lambert&#039;s last vacation spot]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Adam Lambert&#8217;s last vacation spot</p>
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		<title>By: Spoo</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37122</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the fire pushes HERE, then I am going to be running THERE.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the fire pushes HERE, then I am going to be running THERE.</p>
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		<title>By: real_skeptic</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/06/13/engrish-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-37121</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[real_skeptic]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real translation:

In the event of fire, push here to exit.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Real translation:</p>
<p>In the event of fire, push here to exit.</p>
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