At the time of fire pushing here, please come out.
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Insert F-word here.
I appreciate your courtesy, but if I’m going to insert an F-word, it’s going to be inserted somewhere other than here. It will be, shall we say, further southward.
Fire!
Fire in the hole- yours!
Real translation:
In the event of fire, push here to exit.
Duh.
Did he die?
When the fire pushes HERE, then I am going to be running THERE.
…Adam Lambert’s last vacation spot
I’ve (fortunately!) never been pushed by fire, but I’m fairly sure that fire would not have to push very hard for me to get out of its way.
i’ve seen that sign! its in a castle in Japan i think it was Kyoto, but im not sure of the city.
Nagoya Castle. I saw it too. XD
I don’t get it…
Sorry, I’m straight.
If I was being pushed by a fire and was required to pretend to be gay in order to escape, I’m sure I could manage an appalling-but-just-convincing-enough stereotype. Get yer clippers and give us a #2, PoodleGroomer…
*hastily performed before approaching flames*
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I love to pick wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girly, just like my dear papa.
May I pass now???
You tripped up on the last word. Now the fire has you.
And all I wanted was to stand next to your fire.
One scissor shingled hack job with extra pooof. Nobody will notice that there are no layered highlights and tints with all of the smoke.
see
#2 roflrazzi.com/2009/06/12/celebrity-pictures-david-bowie-man-sparkle/
if you start talking to yourself too much then something bad is about to happen, see?
#2 cut
I was thinking more of a buzzcut, but the more I look at that picture, the more I think I’d like to try it. Are there workshops you can go to to learn to be a drag king?
Try Rupaul U. I’ve been backstage figuring out how to post a web link here. I’ve made a few mistakes and there is some content filtering.
I’m really not tall enough. Or black enough. Or, fraqnkly, talented enough. Maybe if I can have a small stepladder.
You could try Spinal Tap band camp. Don’t try out for any of the drummer positions.
But that’s the only band instrument I can play! *cries at the thought of choking to death on someone else’s vomit*
Now THAT’s the ultimate grunge band name, Choking to Death on Someone Else’s Vomit!
I think the sign is addressed to those behind the door. I think they are supposed to come out when the fire reaches the door. Perhaps a little drama is vital. Oh, what the hell, it doesn’t make sense!
“You can’t stay in my son’s wardrobe, Mr Cruise; Mr Cruise, it’s time for you to come out of the closet”.
Don’t you just hate those closet Scientologists?
I wish they’d all go back into the closet, and keep their looniness secret, or at least out of sight where it can’t annoy me so much.
If that is Schroedinger’s closet, I have a refill set of vile vials we didn’t use in the mime’s invisible box.
Where do you get your vile to refill your vials?
It is V gas, hidden by Valerie in a viola behind a violin in Vale. You must buffer the valence for stability and shield from high voltage. It’s valuable and extracted from voles.
Vevy intevesting!
I get all mine from Dr. Andrew Weill.
I got more from Kurt Weill for 3 pennies.
There’s no need to be Kurt Weill you fill up you vials!
You violate voles? You vicious villain!
V agent is viscous and variously mixed, in vicars vestibules, with violet votive oil extracted from Vegemite and multiviscosity Valvoline. The dilute solute is vigorously vaporized through a perverse volute venturi.
They voted effectively selectively a proviso to provide extra virgin olive oil refuse to infuse into the Vegemite violet votive oil.
I know that the Vegemite’s Victorian, because they make it just up the street from where I work, but can you clarify for me: were the vestibules voluminous, vestigial or vandalised, were the vicars vertical, variolate or vesiculate, and were the violets varigated, variform or verticillate?
The vestigal vicar’s voluminous vestibules were vandalized and a valve effused V agent and the vesiculated unvariolated horizontal bodies were found. The violets were a purply blue fading to whitish things.
* hears summer crickets and stunned silence. decides it is to time to run and hide out of self preservation instincts while they find the rotten vegetables and clonking wand *
Try to read aloud as quickly as possible without an elocution train wreck.
lol, just lol all the way home
picture was taken in Nagoya Castle, Japan.