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Since it is rich in the sex, even if you are easy to carry out formation of cloth and it boils, KOSHI is strong and a formation does not collapse easily.
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Can’t collapse easily if you want to be rich in the sex.
The way the girl is standing in the photo is cute. There’s just something about that foot placement I like.
The way she positions her feet show that she’s trying to look younger than she is, as she’s mocking the way infants who are learning to walk hold theirs. This is very evident by the way she’s arching her back. She’s either in her late 20′s and trying to pretend to be a teenager… or you’re a pedophile.
That or she has to pee.
The arched back, loosely tied coat draped over a large belly and hips suggests that she is pregnant, which means she has to pee.
Or maybe she’s actually shy?
Nah. I think they do that as part of the Asian “cutesy girl” behavior that’s most evident in young Japanese girls. Like the horizontal V (peace sign) held to the bottom of the right eye, or the closed fist, palm inward pressed against a check with the head tilted in that direction. Puffing the cheeks for pictures to look more baby-faced. The list goes on…
Or it could be all 3.
Nah, just kidding. Actually, I see a lot of Asian chicks around here doing that. I live in Singapore at the moment.
considering the girth of the bottom portion of her body – she’s probably American. We’re fatter than everybody…
lol… pigeon toe.
I don’t know which would be funnier, a pigeon-toed camel or a camel-toed pigeon.
or maybe a hoofed pigeon
Beware hoof! Actually, I usually try to be where hoof ISN”T.
All the world seems in tune
On a Spring afternoon
When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park…
…As we dance to the Masochism Tango. ♪
Are you sure it’s toilet paper? Maybe diapers…
What exactly boils?
Koshi rice forms a sweet sticky surface that makes good rice balls, silky smooth rice pudding, and sushi rolls.
Food with a fine, smooth texture, like American style white bread, is described as shirt cloth bread.
You know a lot about bread too.
His computer has a cereal access RAM.
Nah, he’s just studied cereals VERY closely. Maybe he’s a cereal killer…
I believe in strength in multiculturally diverse grains. I don’t just sow wild oats.
Another corny thread of Dreadful Puns. You are such dreadful punners, I just don’t know wheat to do with you.
Is the plural of rye rice?
No, silly! Rice is the plural of rouse, just as mice is the plural of mouse.
Then why is the plural of blouse not blice?
Who said it wasn’t??
Miss Herbert, my prep teacher. Did she lie? She lied about so many other things. Such as where baby brothers come from.
English plurals are such fun!
One mouse, two mice, so nice!
One house, two hice,
One blouse, two blice!
One douse and then two dice!
Dude, ur CONFUSING!!!
So, if he’s a cereal killer maybe we need to put a steak though his heart?
The cholesterol from a grilled 1kg Porterhouse would have the same effect.
You’d have to fire a steak at quite a muzzle velocity to have it pass through a heart!
Something wouldn’t let me post the Latin abbreviations for “by mouth” (P.O.) and “as needed” (p.r.n.)
Koshi rice is considered a royalty grade of rice, but needs a hard sell since it may have been grown in Arkansas.
You know a lot about rice.
Rich in the sex and easy to carry out? How come I never met her back in my drinking and carousing days???
Low rice content, you weren’t buying enough sake and Japanese rice based beer.
You make me wish I’d hired a cerealogist back in the day!
Ah, so you have to put a generous measure of sex into it – maybe that’s why I can’t cook rice very well. It’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years. Darling, can you give me some help in the kitchen?
We’ll make a spong glue fondue!
No, not you, you nong, *my* husband. Or I’ll tell Mrs B on you again.
She’s still waiting to buy that vowel from you!
Oh noes! There’s a punch-line about f*cking dis custard!
Well, you know that they say–no pudding, no life. SOMEONE has to cause the pudding to bring forth new life.
I am the one in the pic..and I AM NOT PREGNANT..
I am very skinny.. 26 years old and am not pigeon toed
Call Security! There’s a shop-lifter! Check under the coat!
that’s what they all say!
Then you’d better give the pigeons back their toes!
this is outside a bakery in Osaka, Japan! Tennoji osaka station.
k scuse me .. it’s a pasta shop..
Whoever wrote that on the window wasn’t using their noodle.
If you’re pasta shop, you’ve gone too far.
I bet there are a fusili puns to be made here.
I try to be the voice of risoni in these threads, and what happens?
You get unraviolied.