Comments on: Well, I do have my sword at the ready …

By: Squintz

Squintz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 01:47:57 +0000

The first rule of the mens room is, You do not talk about the mens room
The second rule of the mens room is, YOU DO NOT talk ABOUT THE MENS ROOM
The Third rule of the mens room is If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the “fight” is over.
The forth rule of the mens room is only two guys to a “fight”
The fifth rule is, one “fight” at a time fellas
The sixth rule is, no shirt, no pants
The seventh rule of the mens room is “fights” will go on as long as they have to
And the eighth and final rule of the mens room is, if this is your first time in the mens room, You have to “fight”

By: Dixie

Dixie — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:52:30 +0000

hahaha!I love you! >.<

By: Dixie

Dixie — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:50:50 +0000

Do you know how badly I want the mortal combat theme to be playing in that bathroom? I think it would be the greatest thing ever.

FATALITY!

By: theskittleskid

theskittleskid — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:29:47 +0000

No, it has the Comfy Nordic-Style Chair.

By: Francisco

Francisco — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:34:40 +0000

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

By: Pikaseel

Pikaseel — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:27:01 +0000

PEE FIGHT.

By: Ormewood

Ormewood — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:37:51 +0000

My mistake…it was “Skin Deep”, 1989, with John Ritter, also directed by Blake Edwards.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:53:09 +0000

Is that like the Spanish Inquisition only with Saunas

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:46:38 +0000

If you plan on thrusting your naked weapon into others’ bodies, you’d best leave it in the scabbard!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:45:17 +0000

History can be strange. For years, China was ruled by Mousie Dung.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:42:59 +0000

Kung Poo starring that famous Chinese Lavatory Expert – Hu Frung Dung.

By: Johnny Cake

Johnny Cake — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:30:47 +0000

My naked weapon is out. Quarrel! I will back thee!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:20:11 +0000

I’ve been trying to find out how many movies Jane Austen made! Since she died in 1817, she must have been WAY ahead of her time!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:56:36 +0000

Amusement Park. I was thinking more in the line of Water Sports

By: Armatige610

Armatige610 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:20:30 +0000

*waits for challange*

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:58:56 +0000

Does this amusement park have a theme to it?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:10:41 +0000

Maybe the Poo Fighters.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:10:04 +0000

So then there’s no Dreadful Pun Hell in the Age of Aquarius?

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:48:45 +0000

Jane Austin??? Who’s that??? Steve Austin’s sister??? I believe you mean Jane Austen

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:45:45 +0000

What about Bog Battlers?? or Water Closet Commandos??? Do we continue with this Lavatorial Humor

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:43:31 +0000

Don’t worry since this is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:43:08 +0000

NOBODY expects the Finnish Inquisition!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:24:06 +0000

So that obviously wasn’t on the no potato few worlds.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:21:33 +0000

Him, Finnish? Funny, he doesn’t look it!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:07:35 +0000

Some kind of giant fibrous potato…

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:53:10 +0000

virtual peeing?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:19:48 +0000

And my wife sighed, “Deary, all right?” And I said, “Of course, since my left was left behind.”
*Ducks and covers*

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:14:41 +0000

If you could read the wall behind the stalls it would say “Finish Him!”

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:54:14 +0000

The first rule of Pee Fight Club is that we don’t talk about Pee Fight Club!
*ducks and runs away from the rotten tomatoes*

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:49:54 +0000

I am going after some Pisces with my combo telescope rod sidereal clock.

By: Sweet crunchy soul sauce

Sweet crunchy soul sauce — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:25:22 +0000

I feel sorry for the janitor who has to clean up that mess. o_o

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:13:58 +0000

Did the lady leave her left behind?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:58:13 +0000

If it’s any solstice, the source material here is rather finite.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:55:10 +0000

I’ve learned that that approach usually turns women off.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:50:14 +0000

Is that the part of the restroom only the victors get to use?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:43:26 +0000

Are we starting a calendar pun death March?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:19:38 +0000

The seat was up because I had to auger and plunge a lady’s something that wasn’t flushable. There are few female plumbers because most lack the zero gagging knuckle dragging factor. There was a lot of laughing before I cleared the restroom. The UrinalCam Theaters were all set on comedy or tragedy.

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:31:14 +0000

Is your name really June, or did July about it?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:06:34 +0000

Hey, what have you been doing in the ladeez’ restroom? Was that you who left the seat up?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:05:45 +0000

Hiya June! How are your sisters, April and May?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:05:02 +0000

Hey, I’m holding my wand here, are you hoping for a clonk?

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:09:13 +0000

I saw on the news one time where someone figured out how to mount video games on urinals. Yes, controlled by motion detecting your pee. I don’t see any screens here so it’s probably not that – or they haven’t been installed yet.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:46:37 +0000

Might as well go ahead and tell us. You women are going to be the death of us anyway!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:31:30 +0000

The women’s bathroom has UrinalCam Theater and users can select drama, adventure, fulfillment, tragedy, or comedy.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:23:56 +0000

It is June.

By: Yukionna

Yukionna — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:06:13 +0000

In the Women’s Bathroom, we have a theater that shows Jane Austin movies.

By: griffinlady

griffinlady — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:57:25 +0000

Ready FIGHT!
MORTAL COMBAT!!!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:30:10 +0000

As has been observed by previous wise personages: if it lolz, it rolls. I shall continue to gather me lols where I may. As and when I may, even.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:28:30 +0000

Secret Women’s Business. We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:23:21 +0000

If I remember right, the other part of the restroom (around the mirror) says something like “You Are Handsome Guy!”