
Perfectry, Uneasy Brought me Real, Spiritual, Deeply Feed, Select an Impostor Observation.
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Perfectry, Uneasy Brought me Real, Spiritual, Deeply Feed, Select an Impostor Observation.
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Oh noes!
Oh yes and out in public. The shame – don’t tell Aunt Fifi – she will be livid!
Aunt Wifi will get you easy public high speed spiritual deeply feed.
Is he in a public restroom???
I saw that too. I believe he is.
I’ll select geocentrism for $500 Alex.
Deeply feed, but don’t lay your whole tongue on the food.
Want!!!
wtf…
It is the perfec try at Engrish
I wouldn’t call it perfect, but I’d give it an 8.5.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy frowns at you. *frown*
But I want to select a genuine observation! I run into too many spiritual impostors as it is!!!
I hate lame impostors, they are more like imposers.
Or imposeurs, if they’re wearing lame. A la Boney M.
Perfect uneasiness did, eventually, bring me to being really deeply spiritually fed, but it was a long way around the block! And no t-shirt was required, although avoidance of impostors is generally to be recommended.
Is perfectry the study of being perfect? If so then it would bring you real spiritual deeply feed… different than chicken feed, too.
In my experience, real deeply spiritual feed comes from admitting imperfection rather than trying to be perfect. Those busy trying to be perfect are usually the impostors.
Sometimes I wonder when I see Chinese characters, or Arabic or Hindi lettering, used as decorative motifs on western clothing and ornaments if they are as nonsensical as some of these.
I am quite sure they are.
Likewise. But sometime I’d like to see some of them translated back into English, just to show that we are as idiotic as they are.
I read once that a Japanese department store had an image of a cruicified Santa under the slogan “Happy Shopping.”
Any Christian would react with rage to this; it is only natural. But our use of Buddhist, Daoist, Hindu, and Shinto images in commercial contexts are at least as crass, aren’t they?
I’ve often wondered if the swastika with the arms turned anticlockwise is considered offensive by many people.
I’ve wondered that myself. But the offensiveness of the swastika comes from the actions of a Western group who appropriated that symbol for purposes entirely alien to those of its creators, which I think is BAW’s point. IMHO, Western culture already does a good enough job of using our own sacred symbols for crass ends that we don’t need other nations’ help with that.
Back in the 80′s, shirts with Chinese writing on them were very popular. My sister, the fashion goddess, was wearing one when a Chinese woman came up to her and asked why she was wearing a shirt that read “Museum red chicken.”
I’d love to see some examples posted here.
No potato pudding, no real spiritual deeply feed.
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
When you’re perfect in every way.
except when you’re, ahem, in PMS..
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He seems to be in the “fight” position.
…. but is he ready? He seems uneasy.
Weird shirt.
My exact reaction the first time I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Dave.
wonders what its really supposed to say….
In this case, I don’t think it at all sacrilegious to say, God knows!
The message seems perfectry clear to me!
Can I have some of whatever you’re taking?
This was taken at a urinal. Don’t lie.
I believe taking pictures is right up there with adjacent urinating in an otherwise empty bathroom.
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