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engrish funny perfectry uneasy

Perfectry, Uneasy Brought me Real, Spiritual, Deeply Feed, Select an Impostor Observation.

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  1. Oh Noes says:

    Oh noes!

  2. pamera says:

    Oh yes and out in public. The shame – don’t tell Aunt Fifi – she will be livid!

  3. Jennifer says:

    I’ll select geocentrism for $500 Alex.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Deeply feed, but don’t lay your whole tongue on the food.

  5. lolrat says:

    Want!!!

  6. JohnB says:

    But I want to select a genuine observation! I run into too many spiritual impostors as it is!!!

  7. JohnB says:

    Perfect uneasiness did, eventually, bring me to being really deeply spiritually fed, but it was a long way around the block! And no t-shirt was required, although avoidance of impostors is generally to be recommended.

    • pamera says:

      Is perfectry the study of being perfect? If so then it would bring you real spiritual deeply feed… different than chicken feed, too.

      • JohnB says:

        In my experience, real deeply spiritual feed comes from admitting imperfection rather than trying to be perfect. Those busy trying to be perfect are usually the impostors.

  8. BAW says:

    Sometimes I wonder when I see Chinese characters, or Arabic or Hindi lettering, used as decorative motifs on western clothing and ornaments if they are as nonsensical as some of these.

    • JohnB says:

      I am quite sure they are.

      • BAW says:

        Likewise. But sometime I’d like to see some of them translated back into English, just to show that we are as idiotic as they are.

        I read once that a Japanese department store had an image of a cruicified Santa under the slogan “Happy Shopping.”

        Any Christian would react with rage to this; it is only natural. But our use of Buddhist, Daoist, Hindu, and Shinto images in commercial contexts are at least as crass, aren’t they?

        • Droll not Troll says:

          I’ve often wondered if the swastika with the arms turned anticlockwise is considered offensive by many people.

          • JohnB says:

            I’ve wondered that myself. But the offensiveness of the swastika comes from the actions of a Western group who appropriated that symbol for purposes entirely alien to those of its creators, which I think is BAW’s point. IMHO, Western culture already does a good enough job of using our own sacred symbols for crass ends that we don’t need other nations’ help with that.

    • Elizabeth says:

      Back in the 80′s, shirts with Chinese writing on them were very popular. My sister, the fashion goddess, was wearing one when a Chinese woman came up to her and asked why she was wearing a shirt that read “Museum red chicken.”

  9. dr handle says:

    No potato pudding, no real spiritual deeply feed.

  10. dr handle says:

    Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
    When you’re perfect in every way.

  11. wicked witch says:

    He seems to be in the “fight” position.

  12. Dave Bowman says:

    My exact reaction the first time I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  13. redheaded says:

    wonders what its really supposed to say….

  14. Starsky says:

    The message seems perfectry clear to me!

  15. Kelliente says:

    This was taken at a urinal. Don’t lie.
    I believe taking pictures is right up there with adjacent urinating in an otherwise empty bathroom.

  16. bettys says:

    I wanted to thank you for this great read!! I definitely enjoying every little bit of it I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post.


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