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what if I put it on just a little?
just a lill’ slobbr’?
Obey the drools!
the following comments are FAR more entertaining than the actual photo !
…at least put it on your plate first.
The food or the tongue?
both
Just the tip.
That’s what she… oh, never mind….
There had to have been some sort of ‘situation’ at the buffet bar to prompt the creation of that sign
Don’t you just hate those buffet lickers? They’re almost as bad as the sneezers!
I’m gonna put hot acid on all the food…that’ll teach those *&!@!* lickers!
Use one of the hot sauces hidden under the buffet. The green one is “Bidirectional Concurrent Flame”. The dark red one is “Pray for Death”.
I come to bury Sneezer, not to tongue him!
Of the two actions, the former is less likely to result in you contracting swine flu.
And the same as double dippers! It’s like putting your whole mouth on the bowl!
They’re almost as scary as the window lickers.
maybe they mean the tongs?
That actually makes some sense! How rare that is around here…
No, back when they had the reply software issues, the servers got cross connected and the loldogs got loose in the buffet.
Do you swear to lay the tongue, the whole tongue and nothing but the tongue on this food?
Only if they slice it for sandwich meat and use a good mustard. So much of it is weasted on sausage.
*shivers at the thought*
but I like to tongue the tong..
Only one tong of tongue per trip and put back the shrimp bowl.
Ying tong iddle i po.
Tong Tongue Pong I-Pod oh oh oh
Oh woe!
Stop that! Stop that, I say! Naughty tongue-laid-on…Ooohhh!
Major Bloodnok, is that you?
No, young man, my name’s Minnie Bannister. You met me on the stairs.
I am grossout with tongue sanwich. But I always lay the whole tongue on the food. You and whose army make me stop!
You like tongue food fighting?
Everybody was tongue food fighting,
Those cats were fast as lightning…
I’m not sure if they mean not to lay the tong on the food, or not to get laid with a tongue on the food.
Probably the latter, eh?
Not a giraffe’s tongue!!!!!
Buffet admission pays for what you eat. You are charged by the gram for what you don’t eat and is left on your plate.
You can’t make out with the naked sushi server while eating.
Can I at least put my tongue on food when it’s on my plate?
Your table manners are a crying shame
Your playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game.
Now if you starve to death you’ll just have yourself to blame.
So eat it, just eat it.
Awww… You mean I can’t even taste the food??? Hmph. Stingy.
Ok, just the tip, then
that’s what she saiddz
How do I laid tongue?
Consult the Kama Sutra.
Have you seen the pop-up Kama Sutra picture book? I saw it again the other day (right next to a book called “Pets with Tourette’s”) – I laughed so hard that a book shop staff member thought that I was attempting the Asana Of The Amused She-Hyena.
People got eye injuries trying to read it with the new 3d Kendel.
LOL!!!
can i lik it juuse a littlez bit?
In other words: No culinarylingus!
Word of the day WIN!