Lesent to me please help with us drap the weast in box.
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but who is this “Me” fellow and why should I lesent to him?
Since, after all, this is Engrish Funny, obviously what you’re supposed to do is RESENT him. I don’t know what he did, but he’s doing it again!
He undrapped the weast, obviously, now we all have to band together to drapp it again. That Me is a thoughtless bastard, always leaving other people to deal with the consequences of his actions.
obvoiously the box has more money than me in it
Who dropped you in the box?
I’m lesening…
When you get to my age, you find yourself lessening every day.
I wish I could lessen a bit – I find that as I get older I have trouble avoiding morenning.
As I get older, I have more and more trouble avoiding mourning, and I’m not at all a mourning person!
As I get older, I have more trouble avoiding moaning
I hate early moaning, especially early in the morning.
Soon your offspring will be mourning
And/or moaning.
In the morning.
it draps the weast in the box or it gets the hoes agen
ROFLCOPTER XD
WIN!
But what if I WANT the hoes? Seems to me that if you give me a ho for noncompliance, that’s bound to be a behavioral intervention strategy that fails!
Fine. You can have the hoes, if you want. I’ll just go and tell Mrs B what’s keeping you, shall I?
You might think twice about that, as she is the kind of person who just might shoot the messenger, if the messenger made her mad enough.
dunno ’bout that! but when women get together, they’re more dangerous than fully armed guerillas
I’ll send her a letter, then.
That would be thoughtful. Could she buy a vowel?
Which one? She already has U.
Awwwww, that’ so sweet, Dreadful Pun Fairy will ignore it *pats DnT on the head*
She also has a rather large I.
Not that one, though. *clonk*
weast – dyslexic engrish WIN
dat wascawwy weast
Whatever you do unto the weast of Mine, you do unto Me.
That’ll make it hard for you to think outside the box, since they’ll put You in It.
umm.. translation anyone???
Please help us to trap a beast in a box? Can we eat the beast?? I brought ketchup…
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast!
You can chick out any time you like, but you can never leaf.
That’s because there’s a bathroom on the right….
No, a bad room. On the right since it’s left is behind.
What can a Ho tell California?
there’s an eagle en tour
That if he’s hiring a ho, he’s a desperado.
Oooo-oooh, witchy woman…
I thought weast was West, but India likes us okay so it must be waste.
Don’t be so sure! I never get a warm and friendly vibe from those tech support folks India seems to have a monopoly on…
Interestingly enough, I just heard an show (Stephen Fry’s “QI”) where someone explained that this is not exactly “wrong.” There’s a name for this kind of English, and it’s not English.
A comment was made that, if you went to one of these countries and spoke English, they’d scratch their heads and wonder “what are you doing to our language?”
I know that in some regions of the Pacific islands there is a dialect of sorts of English officially called “Pidgin,” but my recollection of what it sounds like is nothing like this. For example, “You are my true friend” becomes “Yu tru pren bilong me.”
Pidgins are a whole class of languages like that. Sort of a mix between two languages where there isn’t a single one in common. If you listen, you can understand it, but they’ll think you can’t speak it right. There are different pidgins all over the Pacific depending on who was making colonies where (English, Spanish, French, Portuguese / whatever islands, etc.) It’s a neat subject.
Wari bilong yu.
Wha hiscouwen?
Box goes the weastel!!
Clean up the microwave after yourself this time.
I don’t know why I should be cleaned up before the microwave.
because the mw has nice manners and ate up all his broccoli
No microwave that eats all the broccoli will last long in my house!
Listen to me
Please help us
Drop the waste in box
Where’s the box?
Show me your waste, and I’ll show you my box.
I ate it yesterday…
. . .but I haven’t any weast. . .
Then you don’t get to see my box! You can’t please help with us by draping the weast if you doesn’t has a weast! Therefore you be helpless. Away with you!!! Come back when you has a weast worth draping.
Oh, you’re being just weastly, come on, play nice.
It’s the weast he could do! If he had a weast…
let the person without weast cast the first drap
Oh, I GET IT! “Please don’t litter,”, but filtered through engrish speaking… stuff. Drap the weast in box, not on grounded.
WIN!
And please don’t liter, since those big bottles make a big mess.
My mother used to tell me it’s rude to pint.
Is her name Gill?
I don’t like this wabbit not one weast wittle bit
half a pound of herbal tea
half a pound of treacle
this is what happens if you lesent to me
drap! goes the weast-le
the translator is obviously scottish, “lesent”, “drap” stands to reason.
Or perhaps the translator had too much Scotch. “Ish you ony lesten to me, pleazhe help with us. Drap. Drap the weast inna boxsh. In a gadda da vita.”
If you say it with a Jamaican accent it makes perfect sense.
AHAHAHAHAHA! It totally does!
In fact, I think it’s the lyrics to a Bob Marley song.
Actually, I heard it in the voice of Officer Crabtree from ‘Allo ‘Allo. “Good moaning. You must drap the weast in this box.”
You’re not the only one. “There is a Pogin seller in the Wee”
Oh no. It is the English idiot who thinks he can speak our language!
Yes, it’s getting to me too.
“It is I, Leclerc” **raises glasses**
(And his famous line on being asked to picklock open a safe or a door of some description – “It’ll take me five years and ten minutes” “Eh, that long” “Ten minutes for the lock, the rest in the nick”
Did not Sheakspaere write something like this:
…And with old weos new wial my daer time’s weast…
I think you’re mixing Shakespeare up with Chaucer! Your quote has a definite Middle Engrish ring to it.
And you should always mix in your cup, so as to leave the chaucer dry.
Why does that remind me of the English agent who is disguised as a French Policeman in ‘Allo ‘Allo – “I was pissing by the door when I heard a shat”
ohh east? i thought you said weast