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Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye!
Cartman: Oh dude, I think I might have it!
Stan: What?
Cartman: It makes perfect sense, okay, run with me on this. If you eat food, you crap out your butt, right?
Kyle: Yeah?
Cartman: Okay, now keep with me here, it gets a little complicated. If you eat food and crap out your butt, then maybe if you stuck food up your butt, you would crap out your mouth.
One of the best episodes! I had forgotten that this was not even the main story!
LOOOOL CRAP OUT MY MOUTH??? that would be a brown barf-sh*t
haha!!! so funny!!!
That’s the spirit!
Leave the past behind, and move on with life
Same sh!t, different day.
I had a T shirt like that!
I have a life like that! On the whole, I’d rather just have the shirt!
Are you casting aspersions on Mrs B’s cooking?
Mrs. B is a great cook. However, she no longer cooks. I cook, but don’t usually feel like it after a day of work. And we live in a small town, so the restaurant choices are limited. And my daughter will hardly eat any foods at all. So yes, there is some room for culinary complaints in my life, although that wasn’t at all what I had in mind.
Yah, that’s generally my impression of Yves Saint-Laurent, too.
If your name is Yesterday, this lady does not like you very much.
Maybe she made her shirt on a Thursday to commemorate a humiliating prank pulled by a certain Addams at school.
*McCartney smooth tenor, maudlin strings*
Yesterday
All my eat sh!t seemed so far away
Now the sh!t is must be eat today
Oh, I believe in yesterday…
It’s that vegetarian diet.
Not much of a diet. I gained 20 pounds last year.
You obviously ate too many vegetarians.
Yesterday, sh!t. Today, junk food. What the difference?
The packaging.
lol! one day you’ll see a big oblong sh!t sandwich all nicely wrapped up..and they’ll ask you if you want it microwaved a little
Do You want a cup of pee with it?
Do you have diet pee? Like, a vegetarian’s pee?
Asparagus flavour? DO…..NOT…….WANT!
My pee does NOT taste like Asparagus! It tastes like… HOW THE F*CK WOULD I KNOW? DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY TASTE IT!!? (idiots)
…and a spot of pee pie with it please
Ha, it spells “YES”.
YESturdAY.
I like the way the font is done like yves saint laurent’s..
well…..if you eat sh*t yesterday, what do you eat today?….wouldn’t you eating sh*t today as well?……because what is today but tomorrow’s yesterday..
LEFTOVERS!
Its one of the “2 girls, one cup” girls out doing some shopping.
From this angle you can’t see if her face is flushed.
No, but I believe her left behind was flushed.
Her ass looks all right to me.
I can’t even see a donkey in this photo.
Too bad he/she didn’t die. Duke Nukem would have been pleased.
I never get the memo!!! If I missed eating sh*t yesterday can I wait until the next sh*t eating day comes around, or do I have to do it now? It’s so confusing…
It’s really very simple. Get up, eat sh!t, go to bed. Get up, eat sh!t, go to bed. Unless, of course, you have pudding in your life! Then, it’s all good!
Don;t forget the potatos!
Damn! Where do all these tops come from? I have got to buy one!
For some reason I think that looks PhotoShopped.
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s real. When I went to Japan, I couldn’t tell you the countless amounts of shirts I saw that had either drug references or sexual innuendos.
…They also thought marijuana leafs were “cute”. They were on inner tubes, flip flops, notebooks, clothes, jewelry, etc., and the girl I was staying with was saying how cute she thought they were and I had to explain to her they were bad… v_v
Hey!! What’s wrong with Ganja man!! Make love (and smoke Ganja and listen to Bob Marley) not War
In my experience, things that are cute can also be bad. For example, take my daughter. Please.
This joke has been brought to you thanks to the Music Hall (c) 1900s
Hey, I cribbed that directly from Henny Youngman, who began using that line (albeit about his wife) in the 1930s.
That joke has been making the rounds since Methuselah wore nappies.
Mm marijuana leaves are bad….m’kay.
Today not feel so well.
Tomorrow puke and die.