Nobody deserved your left behind
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Somebody left it behind! That makes it seem like they needed to take it with them…
dang!
What ask for a doggy bag? No, hang on, that’d be a soggy bag. Or a boggy bag, perhaps. Oh dear, is it time for my meds yet?
firstish!
I ain’t leaving my left behind…my right behind would be lonely
Well I dunno about you, but I’ve only got one behind
Yes, it is considered to be one behind, although it is usually covered by a “pair” of underwear!
It may have been one behind, but I think it broke. There’s a HUGE crack running down the middle.
I always insist on fresh. No left behind!
Left behind? Must have laughed your ass off and didn’t notice.
But apparently you only laughed half-assed.
LM1/2AO
but ‘somebody’ deserved my right behind?
Yes! You, Tonto, deserved to be my right behind.
he’s right behind you
Yes, Kemo Sabe.
WIN! No more surprises!
This one goes out to my left behind.
The one you love?
Exactly. I actually gave a crap.
You say it with floaters? ⚘⚘⚘
Depends on one’s fiber content. Of course, if you wear Depends, that can severely limit your excretory communication capacity. Or enhance, it, depending on what you do with the Depends.
you’re very cheeky
I would like to order a lot of these signes and leave them in every stall I visit.
Battery powered infrared motion detecting automatic flush valves are very effective, easy to install, and cost less than having someone constantly checking the stalls.
and hire a chinese to engrish translator
Motion detectors? a whole new meaning…
NOBODY deserves my left behind! It’s main use is sitting down, holding my trousers up. Two uses. It’s two main uses are sitting down and holding my trousers up, and sitting on my bike. That’s three uses – sitting down, holding my trousers up, sitting on my bike, and looking good in leathers. Four. Amongst its uses… damn, I’ll flush again.
If nobody deserves your left behind, get rid of it! Don’t worry, you’ll be all right!
I shall attempt to remain clam.
It’s at a seafood restaurant. I hope no Arab shat fresh fish!
Or left any kiwi fruit with road stripes.
there goes my submarine… it’s twirling and spinning and going round and round and..
Keep this up, and you’ll be completely round the bend.
i tried keeping it on a string, but it keeps bending.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
Nobody deserves my left behind? I didn’t realize it was quite SO amazing.
Better get with your trainer and work on better symmetry.
lol sort it out!
Respect me dude will yah X(
Your left behind comment and hilarity!
but.. but… but i NEEEEEED my left behind .. if i flush it my right side will look lopsided and ppls will make the laughter.
If I saw that I’d be tempted to put it in the toilet and “leave behind” on it.
That was my sign don’t diss it. For a good time call my Mum!!!!!111!1!one!2