
Floor Wateriness
Beware Hoof
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Taichung, Taiwan
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Floor Wateriness
Beware Hoof
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
Taichung, Taiwan
white horses at sea…
someone’s had too much LSD…
On a horseboat.
more like MSG
Caution – horse piss on floor (?)
“Wet Floor, Watch Your Step” is my guess.
The hoof be where? It’s hard to tell with all this water around!
take care, then. If they have their reproductive organs up their hoof, you’ll be screwed!
wateriness!!! Im using that word from now on!!
The title of this caption says it best!!
Oh, a typo. They probably wanted to say “BEWARE OF HOFF”.
The hoff?
Aaaargh! Somebody call Chuck Norris!
what’s all the hassel?
Oh, just bugger hoff.
Well, I knew this was scary. That’s why I scrolled not to read my original reply when I’m writing this one.
I hope Chuck Norris got rid of that thing by now.
And tell him not to forget his whore shoes.
Beeware hoof and mouth dis-ease!
I could see how floor wateriness could lead to foot disease. But unless you lie down, the mouth presumably wouldn’t be involved.
XD
Wiiillllbbberrrr, Ed here. This western style toilet isn’t working for me. I need more straw and sawdust.
I’m sorry, everyone here must be BBC addicts and never met my friend “Mr. Ed”.
Oh damn. These hooves are so old…all the traction is gone. *sighs*
The it behooves you to get new shoes.
Perhaps it beshoes you to get new hooves.
Rampaging seahorses patrol this facility.
Ramp paging Seahorse! Ramp paging Seahorse! Are you there, Seahorse?
Beware hoof? OH NOES! Floor Wateriness isn’t kosher!
Hoof hearted?
Beware!