Ah, yes. The potato shoestring theory
The world of a machine device
matter technology
I am not strong
so as to be able to
merely live in the no
potato few world alone
Submitted by: Agnes L via Engrish Funny Submissions
Japanese t-shirt
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Maπer?
Waiter! What’s the matter with this pi?
It’s feeling isolated… my guess is being in a world populated by machine devices.
yea i know its a funny gameing website
There’s not enough pee in it. I want a refund!
click on my name…. lol never dont jk maybe well i dont know i think so watever he will need alot of potatoes to make him stronget than me
The no potato? Why aren’t you allowed to have potatoes?
If you don’t eat your maπer, you can’t have any potatoes!
How can you have any potatoes if you don’t eat your maπer?
Floydian WIN! (for both of ya’s..)
Ask the vicar.
LOL
No potatoes for you until you learn to mind your maners.
Getting…….. weaker………. must…….. find………… potatoes!
Rincewind? Is that you?
Discworld reference ftw.
Lol, just noticed the T-shirt add on the right as I read this. EPIC TIMING WIN!
My brain hurts!
Shut up Mr Gumby!
Farewell cruel no potato few world!
I have no reason to keep living in this no potato few world. Mom, Dad, it isn’t your fault.
The fresh home pan fried chicken gravy ready now. Try to survive until I get it into the gravy boat. The potatoes are in the machine device
matter technology microwave. You shouldn’t skip lunch.
Restaurant instant potatoes have the density necessary for starting fusion and collapsing into a gut black hole.
SNAP! A diss on instant pots AND an astronomy joke.
Oh damn, did some idiot try to divide the potatoes by zero again?
they started developing negative roots..
Not roots yet, just i’s.
I went out with a bloke like that for a while.
It is more efficient to pack potatoes into crates if they are cubes.
Finally, a shirt that makes sense to me! All those long wasted years of not being able to express myself properly! It has become apparent to me that the world of a machine device matter technology! O happy day.
Yes – but no potato?? I’m Irish – I must have me pratties!!
I may be alone in this, but I’d totally wear that shirt. I could do without the sequins, though.
I would too =)
I agree with it, actually. If I were a machine that mattered (with pie in it) and I had to live on a world that wasn’t made out of a potato? *shudders*
In my humble opinion, any machine with pie in it matters.
Only if I can eat the pie.
You can’t have your pie and eat it, too.
You can have your pie, but the cake is a lie.
I can no longer merely live with no potato. Tough mana, hey?
The potato really did it for me
Tater tots meets the Terminator?
That was stupid.
It’s all stupid. I’m surprised this post wasn’t removed.
So we can’t live without pudding or potatoes! How about a nice potato pudding?
Does anyone know where you could actually buy this shirt???
I took this picture i Japan three years ago… Later I might have regretted not actually buying the t-shirt. It might have been XX-Small though, they tended to be.
I think this is Heidegger.
No!
JohnB!
MGH! And as yet, none of us is Heidegger!
I wonder: Did we just prove him right or wrong?
No! We didn’t prove No right or wrong, although I suspect he is one or the other.
Schroedinger’s No? You will only know for sure when you open the box.
In which case, at this time, No is indeterminate.
Please enjoy looking at this terrible collection of worlds. There be few worlds and not a potato among them!
You crash your theory, Try again?
>YES
But if you crash again, try your theory.
did this potato just winked at me?
How many eyes does it have?
grumpy potato.. must has PMS!
Potato Matter Syndrome? *insert head scratching here*
*inserts potato instead*
Fluffy potato with string attached?
happy potato with drinks attached
Crappy potato with stink attached.
Please, lock me away
And don’t allow machine
To be seen in my scene, matter technology
I don’t care what they say I’m not strong so as to be able to merely live in the no potato few world alone without love
Is that the version by Potater and Garden?
Nah, I think only Joni Mitchell could get all those words in the last line in a sentence of a song!
potato!!!
LAST!