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pat pat stick only need mouth gassing
when filling with gas the inpouring mouth sealed automation
uses:cheering-section of ball match and other matches, starting business propaganda, enterprise adver,birthday, new year, christmas gifts etc, this product can be used for several times
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first!!
Kill yourself.
Moron.
DONT BE A #^^&
It’s like Happy Fun Ball!
I’m curious- are you referring to the mp3 instructions posted here about 6 months ago? I hadn’t seen that post before. It’s even funnier than this one!
Now how do I work the word “funipendulous” into conversation?
When a woman has breast implants that are so far beyond the range of normal human breast size that they look absolutely ridiculous, they can properly be referred to by that unique combination of “funny” and “pendulous,” funipendulous.
Sorry it took me so long to reply.
Happy Fun Ball was a fake commercial on Sat Night Live yrs ago. (click)
It’s a boom stick! I have one from a ball game.
You’re right. I bought a cheap pair of these from a local variety store because I was curious about what they were for! My packaging didn’t have any Engrish, though.
All right, you two! This is just a joke you both have worked out, right? Or is there really such a thing as a “boom stick”? And if so, what is it, and why would one have one left over from a ball game?
They’re inflatable tubes – about 5-6 feet long. You bend them in half, then whack the two ends together, and they make this cool booming sound.
I’m serious! The ones I bought are called Pong Bong sticks, which describes the sound made by banging 2 of them together. Since I already had them, it was easy for me to decode the Engrish above.
Basically, they are flat polyethylene tubes. You use your mouth to inflate them, and a valve in the neck stops the air coming out. Then you bang 2 of them together.
Dunno about Tristara’s ball game.
Oh yes, there’s another sound I must record in Garage Band.
I just realised “Pong Bong” could be good enough Engrish for funnies. If you smoke one of these, the name could be appropriate, BUT DON’T TRY IT, KIDDIES! IT’LL KILL YOU!
I doubt they were smoking these when they invented them, but I’m fairly sure they were smoking SOMETHING. Just what is certainly suggested by the name they came up with…
Boom stick… Isn’t that another term for a double barreled hunting shotgun? But yeah, I have seen them before (I think on TV during a football game on a crowd pan), tho I’ve never owned them.
Witches ride boom stick. When they fring.
Don’t mess with witches.
My grandmother did – she was a test pilot for a broom factory in her younger days – but these days the petrolhead witch gets about on a v8 (8 vortex) bagless vacuum cleaner. I’ve got an aftermarket wand and furniture brush on mine, it sounds really horny.
You might be more familiar with the term “Thundersticks”. Those I’ve heard of, I’m not familiar with “boom stick” either. The name “Pat pat” sticks makes them sound way too polite, which must mean these are from Japan.
To me, of course, they follow in the tradition of the Pittsburgh “Terrible Towel”, though those didn’t have the audio impact of thunder/boom sticks. To me, Thundersticks are just a louder way to annoy me than the wave, mainly through the unoriginality and groupthink/mob behavior, though giving me a headache may have something to do with it. C’mon people, be creative!
I did wander over to Wiki-pee-dia to look this up. The ROK is responsible for these things originally, which kinda makes sense, since the Koreans do seem a little higher strung than the Japanese in day to day cultural behavior (I love it when their Parliament members riot and beat the crap out of each other; now that’s politics). Not to mention that it looks like they’re getting on a war footing again here lately… Kim Jong Il has been pounding them sticks for propaganda purposes, apparently. That, and fast-tracking his nuclear weapons program.
Us ‘mericans, it seems, first saw them when the then Anaheim Angels fans used them in the 2002 season when they won the World Series. I wish someone would’ve taken a Thunderstick to the damn “Rally Monkey,” which I’ve always thought was stupid/obnoxious (now somebody from the SPCA or PETA will whoop up on me for merely uttering such a sentiment, not to mention an Angels fan).
This, however, ain’t near as stupid or obnoxious as renaming the team “The Los Angeles Angels”, which has to be the most idiotic and/or ignernt gringo thing to have ever been perpetrated. And the most gawdawful case of Spanglish I’ve ever seen. They named the team “The The Angels Angels” fer chrissake. Most Latinos I know are not at all amused. Funny, but some people dislike other people, whether out of ignorance or stupidity, mangling the hell out of their native tongue. Go figure.
They’ve transcended any one sport or team. I see them EVERYWHERE now, even at BASKETBALL games 0_o
Me too. So I have to take plenty of aspirin if I go to any sporting event. Problem with Basketball is that it is indoors, so the sound gets to bounce around for a while instead of dissipating like in a stadium. Like you, I’m 0_o.
They give them out at Pac Bell park for Giants games. I’m going to one next week.
Thanks Bickinarut – I’ll remember to take Tylenol with me!! Good advice – and you weren’t even trying.
If you doubt the existence of the boom stick, go and rewatch the Evil Dead fillums.
I think it was mouth sealed automation that produced my avatar!
It was. They put a lemon slice in mine before they sealed it, though.
I am with you.
I can only guess at how you would use what I can only assume is an inflatable bat of some kind to “start business propaganda”…
Though… maybe they’re suggesting you take a bunch of the inflatable bats, stick your logo on them somehow, and give them out at events? Possibly? “Enterprise adver” could mean the same thing…
You could bang them together at the beginning of a meeting to get everyone’s attention, you know, before they kill you for doing so. Propaganda is up to the boss….
It’s a good thing pat pat stick only need mouth gassing. Wouldn’t want to have to stick it anywhere else!
Need up and down inpouring mouth sealed automation used for several times.
Since this thing only contains air, that’s a REAL blow job!
Or, this is a training aid.
C’mon, you don’t think filling it with a form of methane would be fun? I betcha rocking Elmo would be happy to do it for you, since he ain’t uptight about where he sticks his hands to pat pat.
Maybe a box of them could be left in the elevator for people who just can’t wait to gas them in there?
It has some bizarre WIN to it, I just can’t pin down where exactly.
I could SO become Hitler with this pat pat stick. I will begin starting propaganda soon, anyone wanna join me?
Are you in the US? If so, no thanks, we already have a propaganda machine running full-tilt.
Yeah, but whether you think it’s a right-wing or left-wing machine depends on whether you trend towards the right or left. So obviously it’s not a very efficient propaganda machine, since in effective propaganda, everyone knows where the communicator stands.
Strutting around with one of these sticks, you’ll look a proper goose!
Or perhaps an improper goose, like a mongoose.
I think you’re on to something. If they already have pat pat sticks, your Brownshirts won’t need to get their own clubs or brass knuckles when you tell them tonight’s the night for Krystallnacht!
Would not recommend, since Hitler killed himself and all. I’ll be over there with the Allied forces.
I could start some serious business propaganda with an inflated bat:
*hits potential customer in the head with soft bat* “See, that’s -our- business model…”
*hits potential customer in the head with real bat* “…and that’s theirs!”
Apparently, re-gifting is officially approved, since right after “Christmas gifts etc,” they mention that it can be used “for several times.”
Some people need the inpouring mouth sealed, and some people need the outpouring mouth sealed. So I doubt this automation scheme will work well.
Just don’t re-gift me with your mouth gas seal, Funny Boy.
I would have to know you much better, my dear, before I would gift you in the first place, particularly with anything so intimate! As for being called Funny Boy, I take that as a compliment.
And as I have indicated previously in this space, I am married, going on 23 years now, to a woman who, despite all her charms, has a bad temper and knows how to use firearms!
Two words: Duck! Run!
One word: Behave! Believe me, I am well trained!
I guess after 23 years she’d have you housebroken. Even if your not one to take to it quickly.
I also guess after 23 years, you’d figure you got the right one, so not point in risking anything by roaming. Unless, of course, your midlife crisis hasn’t kicked in yet. Then you’d desperately want a 22 year old bubble headed bottled blond and a Porsche.
I had my midlife crisis when I was 17. But had no money for the Porsche (‘cept maybe a Matchbox, but I was a bit old and not regressing), and I’ve always had horrible luck with ladies, bubbled and bottled or not. Which may mean my crisis hasn’t entirely gone away, or the aftereffects lingered. Plus, if 17 was midlife, then I’m on about 8-9 years borrowed time.
I never had time for a midlife crisis! I still don’t. Maybe I’ll have one when I’m 80…
… but i don’t wanna be gassed by a guy with a stick!
You’d prefer to be gassed by a guy with no stick? Is there a eunuch in the house?
I am scared of stick.
*pat pat* There, there, it’s all going to be alright.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!
totally!!!
Omigod.. so funny I made a video about the pat pat sticks!
I hate mouth gassing, specially in elevators…
Inpouring sealed automation for your mouth gassing pleasure.
Wut?
In Hong Kongese slang, “Pat Pat” means arse…… it’s true!!