Super Sister
we made nice sense for your everyday.
when sunrise, you can enjoy in sunway.
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makes no sense. i goto bed now and miss sunrise. gunnite.
i’m awake now. still makes no sense. my sister not so super right now. maybe she be super sometime later, but take many sunrises. in meantime, i go back fer nap, i seem allergic to sunway.
I’m with you .. my sister never gave me a surprise .. let alone one everyday.
Maybe we just got ripped off by the family fairy.
*looks around*
*checks nobodys waching*
*ahem*
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*bonk* You could have had a V8!
Super Sister, you not make nice sense this day!
Damn straight.
BTW what is the product?
Nice sense. Made for you every day.
Though not necessarily on this sign.
I’m guessing they must make a machine that turns close relatives into superheroes.
Coffee I Assume it is.
…and there’s nun better!
To be fair, they didn’t claim to make “perfect” sense, only “nice” sense.
Considering how rainy it’s been here for the past week, when I finally see the sun, I certainly will enjoy the sunway.
I could qualify this as nice sense. And I thank them.
Collections of matter must yield the sunway for their own safety and pull over to the planetway for approaching objects in fusion or approaching singularity. Physics is not an option, it is the law.
Only for science majors. For everyone else, it IS optional.
And by the way, please enjoy seeing this terrible collection of matter.
I’m sure there’s a joule among the junk.
I’m sorry, but unless you were given an inter dimensional worm hole escape clause or have a dark matter gravity exemption, the law is self enforcing. I’ve seen it. It looks like a body surfer in front of an aircraft carrier.
People who understand the laws of physics may have letters after their names, while those who ignore the laws of physics may have words before their names, i.e. “the late…”
As Einstein showed, the so-called “laws” of physics are, in fact, subject to repeal!
You have seen the law? I knew it!!! They’re listening right now, aren’t they?!?
(Not all of the bugs on the ribbon are insects. Management may want to council you in the moth trap.)
I don’t mind counseling, but I refuse to appear before any council!
Councils are an analog of a glue trap.
The sunway’s heavy on my mind.
The sunway has a nice view, but when are the Vogons going to clear that blue mess blocking it. They have the permits.
“we made nice sense for your everyday”
How unfortunate, you make no sense to me.
“when sunrise, you can enjoy in sunway.”
And I am definitely not enjoying this in any way.
You seem to have missed Rule #1 here on Engrish Funny, which is, the less sense it makes, the more enjoyment it brings!
Where is Lucy Liu when we need her?
I don’t know if I NEED her, but I feel a strong sense of wanting her!
I make nice sense for you every day and this is the thanks I get?
Get out of my sunway.
I can think of several riffs based on the old Procol Harum song, “Simple Sister,” but since Procol Harum was basically a cult band even back in the ’60s, I doubt anyone on this site would get the references.
Give it a try – Procol Harum was one of Douglas Adams’ favorite bands, and there are HHGTTG fans here.
Nah, too obscure. Almost as murky as Keith Reed’s lyrics were.
It’s past tense – “we made nice sense for you everyday”. It sounds a bit like the sort of think my grandmother would’ve said; “Every day, every day mind you, I have made nice sense for you, never complaining about it, never wanting even a word of thanks, just making sure that you had nice sense every day, and what do I get for my trouble? You go and walk mud all though the sunway. At sunrise too! You ungrateful wretch! I hope you enjoyed… *erp erp erp*” (that last bit depicted the point at which she would break into melodramatic fake sobs).
*erp erp erp* And then you go up and downing! And SMONK afterwards!!! *Wyatt Erp*
Wasn’t there a comic book in which Superboy was turned into a girl and known as ‘Super Sister”? Or something like that.
I’m guessing that this involves tampons or some menstrual thing, Yet again we need a translation of the original text.
Yes, it is well known that sunshine, enjoyment, nice sense, and super powers are all side effects of menstruation and the use of tampons. I often pick up a box myself on cloudy days! Clears everything right up!
The product is… hamburgers. That’s what it says in Chinese.
I never have enjoyed a hamburger in a sunway, but I’ll have to try it. Now, how much does a sunway?
just because it was nice, doesn’t necessarily mean it made sense. in fact – it didn’t make any sense at all.