
No smoking
No littering
Other wise we will need to perform in legally.
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No smoking
No littering
Other wise we will need to perform in legally.
Submitted by: Court M. via Engrish Funny Submissions
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I’d prefer performing in regalia.
Where is my barrister robe and wig. The wig needs combing and a fresh powder. I would practice presenting my arguments with a mouth full of rocks, but a mouth full of haggis sets the mood I need.
In Regalia? But I don’t want to go abroad!
I thought you already were a broad! Not to mention abroad!
I’m not a broad abroad; I’m a sheila who’s right here.
There’s definitely going to be some legal dancing.
Or some performance “in legal”, similar to “in drag”, but with suits and cheap hair cuts.
Hopefully they’re not talking about sexual performance….
As in getting caught littering leads to -
“You suuure got a purty mouth…”
I think this is from singapore, can anyone confirm?
A priest can offer Confirmation, but this wouldn’t tell you where this item is from.
Ah, but is smonking allowed?
Smacking monks around?
You could probably do that while smonking.
Smonk all you like, but remember, no up and downing.
No one can tell me this from anywhere but California.
I’ve never been to California, but I’m sure surprised to learn they have their own language!
I’m not – they certainly don’t speak English as I know it.
You know your showbiz career is on the rocks when you find yourself performing in Legally. Talk about the boonies!
Submitter here: this was taken in Thailand. More coming soon.
If I want to perform in legally, do I have to wear a Thai?
That depends. If you plan to Bangkok during your performance, all items of dress are optional.
Ah, so that’s what the pat-pat stick is for.
to to perform it legally? Desmond?
Ah! You’re the first top point that out. Thank you. Not even the submitter/poster saw that. Isn’t it
it amazing how people ignore double words when they are on separate lines?
Aws, it didn’t display properly.
It it looks looks OK OK to to me me..
“thank you” “thank you”
In Legally? You mean we’re taking this show on the road? Yay!
I’ve got the solution to fight crime.
Everybody here’s going to do some time.
Oh here comes the judge, here comes the judge.
ORDER in the courtroom ’cause here comes the judge.
caption underneath, you missed “Other wise we will need ‘TO TO’ perform in legally.”
Desmond indeed
Am I missing something here? What do you mean by Desmond?
Hint: South African activist.
Not Dorothy Gale’s dog? I don’t think we’re in Legal anymore, Toto!
Just because of his last name? How did you people even HEAR about this guy? I had to look on wiki for 15 minutes just to get his NAME. Not like he’s well known or anything.
We heard about this guy by paying attention to the news, learning about events in other countries, and trying to learn a few things about history. You might try one of these some time. And yes, he is known all over the world. And no, Wiki is not an all-knowing oracle. Sorry to have to point out the obvious!
Iono how old you THINK I am, but i was NOT paying attention to world news in the early ’80s. I only pay attention to MAJOR events in world news NOW. Other countries get VERY little attention from our media. Not that what he did wasn’t great, but there hasn’t been ANY mention of him ANY time recently.
Oh, it is quite obvious that you are young enough to think the world was invented only recently and so you have no need to know anything that happened before, since it’s over and done. It is true that other countries don’t get much attention in US mass media; this is a bias that any person who wishes to be informed must fight against. The days when what happens in other countries is irrelevant are long gone! Anything happening anywhere in the world can have direct effects upon you and your life, whether you like to acknowledge that or not. Perhaps when you develop more maturity you will realize that when people discuss someone you know nothing about, rather than complain you should thank them for helping you to become more informed.
The bloke who wears the tutu.
Only around his closest friends.
Around his closeted friends?
Oh, so littering isn’t illegal here? Sweet! *throws trash*
That’s what SHE said!
The literal translation should have been “otherwise we will begin legal action” But this is more gooder