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Will there be dancing?


engrish funny perform legally

No smoking
No littering
Other wise we will need to perform in legally.

Submitted by: Court M. via Engrish Funny Submissions

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  1. JohnB says:

    I’d prefer performing in regalia.

  2. There’s definitely going to be some legal dancing.

    • MrEvilBreakfast says:

      Or some performance “in legal”, similar to “in drag”, but with suits and cheap hair cuts.

  3. Basara549 says:

    Hopefully they’re not talking about sexual performance….

    As in getting caught littering leads to -

    “You suuure got a purty mouth…”

  4. summerflip says:

    I think this is from singapore, can anyone confirm?

  5. JohnB says:

    Ah, but is smonking allowed?

  6. dragonrady says:

    No one can tell me this from anywhere but California.

  7. JohnB says:

    You know your showbiz career is on the rocks when you find yourself performing in Legally. Talk about the boonies!

  8. Court M says:

    Submitter here: this was taken in Thailand. More coming soon.

  9. shakermaker says:

    to to perform it legally? Desmond?

  10. dr handle says:

    In Legally? You mean we’re taking this show on the road? Yay!

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      I’ve got the solution to fight crime.
      Everybody here’s going to do some time.
      Oh here comes the judge, here comes the judge.
      ORDER in the courtroom ’cause here comes the judge.

  11. lazydaveok says:

    caption underneath, you missed “Other wise we will need ‘TO TO’ perform in legally.”

  12. lazydaveok says:

    Desmond indeed

    • PointsOutTheObvious says:

      Am I missing something here? What do you mean by Desmond?

      • Much Glory Hopeful says:

        Hint: South African activist.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          Not Dorothy Gale’s dog? I don’t think we’re in Legal anymore, Toto!

        • PointsOutTheObvious says:

          Just because of his last name? How did you people even HEAR about this guy? I had to look on wiki for 15 minutes just to get his NAME. Not like he’s well known or anything.

          • JohnB says:

            We heard about this guy by paying attention to the news, learning about events in other countries, and trying to learn a few things about history. You might try one of these some time. And yes, he is known all over the world. And no, Wiki is not an all-knowing oracle. Sorry to have to point out the obvious!

            • PointsOutTheObvious says:

              Iono how old you THINK I am, but i was NOT paying attention to world news in the early ’80s. I only pay attention to MAJOR events in world news NOW. Other countries get VERY little attention from our media. Not that what he did wasn’t great, but there hasn’t been ANY mention of him ANY time recently.

              • JohnB says:

                Oh, it is quite obvious that you are young enough to think the world was invented only recently and so you have no need to know anything that happened before, since it’s over and done. It is true that other countries don’t get much attention in US mass media; this is a bias that any person who wishes to be informed must fight against. The days when what happens in other countries is irrelevant are long gone! Anything happening anywhere in the world can have direct effects upon you and your life, whether you like to acknowledge that or not. Perhaps when you develop more maturity you will realize that when people discuss someone you know nothing about, rather than complain you should thank them for helping you to become more informed.

      • dr handle says:

        The bloke who wears the tutu.

  13. giraffie says:

    Oh, so littering isn’t illegal here? Sweet! *throws trash*

  14. PointsOutTheObvious says:

    That’s what SHE said!

  15. raggamuffin says:

    The literal translation should have been “otherwise we will begin legal action” But this is more gooder


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