Comments on: Good, cause I’m prairie doggin’ here.

By: lianaloo

lianaloo — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:01:52 +0000

you didn’t say first

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:11:46 +0000

Anything can seem like a euphemism for something unseemly, if one happens to have a dirty mind. (I do! I do!) As Oscar Wilde was the first to say, a dirty mind is a joy forever.

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:41:19 +0000

If that is the most noteworthy part of the place, I’m afraid to see the rest of it.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:47:29 +0000

Oh dear, now that sounds like a euphemism for something unseemly…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:42:39 +0000

Did you bring your nap sack? If so, you can just get in the bag!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:41:36 +0000

*enchanting flute music*

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:23:44 +0000

I’ll take the mongi. You can calm the cobras.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:28:49 +0000

Just don’t let either of them get loose! The only thing worse than a loose mongoose is toose!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:46:58 +0000

Ha, I’ll be taking two mongooses… mongeese… mongae… mongi… I’ll be taking a mongoose, and also taking another one.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:49:34 +0000

The partitions go all the way to the ground on the pay stalls. I hope the stock goes back up.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:29:17 +0000

Neither, I just need to use the loo.

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:43:36 +0000

You get props for the Rat Race reference in the title…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:26:14 +0000

I find the Toto Wash Let more refreshing.

By: dragonrady

dragonrady — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:11:41 +0000

My name not Prince Albert.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:10:01 +0000

And it has, apparently, given birth to a foreign guest, which is why we are being invited to the rest room to welcome him or her.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:08:28 +0000

Is that a mongoose in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:19:45 +0000

Hells bells, remind me to pack the mongoose next time I travel.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:21:49 +0000

If they see someone go into the wheelchair stall with a laptop, they go under the partition to prevent long toilet conferencing sessions. Cobras under the partition scares the session right out of them. They pop under the other stalls and keep things moving quickly, too. Everyone wonders why I leave home with a thermos full of frozen mousecicles.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:41:39 +0000

Good grief, what exactly are the cobras trained to do?

By: krabme

krabme — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:34:43 +0000

Well, I don’t have to powder my nose, but I wouldn’t mind a little nap!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:04:27 +0000

Don’t forget to wash your hand and gargle in the toilet after your civilised urinating.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:40:33 +0000

Ah, good! Its contractions are finally over!

By: buckinarut

buckinarut — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:07:44 +0000

Naw, folks, this is just so kindly little Japanese girls can ‘splain to us outsiders that these toilets are Western style, and for females only.

By: A Noun

A Noun — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:51:53 +0000

They should have known it was a trap; it was at the Admiral Akbar Rest Stop.

By: Yukionna

Yukionna — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:33:29 +0000

I didn’t know the restroom was a tourist attraction.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:20:56 +0000

The other one has Hindu Fakirs with trained cobras.

By: TheCannyScot

TheCannyScot — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:52:27 +0000

Elmo! C’mon, it’s this way!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:01:38 +0000

don’t worry; I’ll aim at the poles.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:55:36 +0000

Don’t go in there! It’s a trap! Bad Polish men are waiting to put you in the can!

By: I'm the chief

I'm the chief — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:14:52 +0000

thank god! I couldn’t hold it much longer..