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thank god! I couldn’t hold it much longer..
Don’t go in there! It’s a trap! Bad Polish men are waiting to put you in the can!
don’t worry; I’ll aim at the poles.
The other one has Hindu Fakirs with trained cobras.
Good grief, what exactly are the cobras trained to do?
If they see someone go into the wheelchair stall with a laptop, they go under the partition to prevent long toilet conferencing sessions. Cobras under the partition scares the session right out of them. They pop under the other stalls and keep things moving quickly, too. Everyone wonders why I leave home with a thermos full of frozen mousecicles.
Hells bells, remind me to pack the mongoose next time I travel.
Is that a mongoose in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Neither, I just need to use the loo.
The partitions go all the way to the ground on the pay stalls. I hope the stock goes back up.
Ha, I’ll be taking two mongooses… mongeese… mongae… mongi… I’ll be taking a mongoose, and also taking another one.
Just don’t let either of them get loose! The only thing worse than a loose mongoose is toose!
I’ll take the mongi. You can calm the cobras.
*enchanting flute music*
Oh dear, now that sounds like a euphemism for something unseemly…
Anything can seem like a euphemism for something unseemly, if one happens to have a dirty mind. (I do! I do!) As Oscar Wilde was the first to say, a dirty mind is a joy forever.
you didn’t say first
Elmo! C’mon, it’s this way!
I didn’t know the restroom was a tourist attraction.
They should have known it was a trap; it was at the Admiral Akbar Rest Stop.
Naw, folks, this is just so kindly little Japanese girls can ‘splain to us outsiders that these toilets are Western style, and for females only.
Ah, good! Its contractions are finally over!
And it has, apparently, given birth to a foreign guest, which is why we are being invited to the rest room to welcome him or her.
Don’t forget to wash your hand and gargle in the toilet after your civilised urinating.
I find the Toto Wash Let more refreshing.
Well, I don’t have to powder my nose, but I wouldn’t mind a little nap!
Did you bring your nap sack? If so, you can just get in the bag!
My name not Prince Albert.
You get props for the Rat Race reference in the title…
If that is the most noteworthy part of the place, I’m afraid to see the rest of it.