The table
“only”
For
Costumers
“than k you” “T hank you”
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el maguey on the delmar loop. st louis, mo.
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This “comment” rocks! “Thank you” “Thank you”
Costumers? Should we really encourage cosplay nerds by giving them their own special table?
Why not – most of them took the short bus anyway…they’re “special”
I bet you’d kill to get anyone this “special”:
I was married to one once. had to kill him.
Do you really want them at your table?
Hey, we cosplay nerds deserve our own tables! It keeps us away from all them…”normal” folk.
We have our own conventions with LOTS of our own tables, don’t we?
They’re implying that there are other tables! I never knew!!
They’re there periodically.
No, “thank you,” possums.
That’s Edna Everage you’re thinking of – everybody tremble yer gladdies!
No, it’s Edna Mode…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edna_Mode
Edna Everage, mild-mannered megastar housewife from Moonee Ponds (just down the road from where I live) is the one who addresses her adoring fans as “possums”, and hands out gladioli at her gigs for her audiences to wave during her musical numbers – presumably gladdies are more seemly than cyalume sticks.
I know…I effed up! And I was hoping no one would notice, ’cause my posts usually just blend in BUT NOT THIS TIME. My gladdies are drooping over this.
Chin up, possum, we’ll send Madge out to get you another bunch of gladdies. At least it’s only your gladdies drooping, think of poor old Norm, who died in 1988 after years of having a testicular murmur.
My costume is at the “dry cleaners,” can I still get a table???
No. No soup for you!!!
You can get a table, but only a “dry” table. Not only no soup, no drinks!
You could dress up in a tablecloth and cutlery- be the table!
But I bet he still couldn’t get a table.
That’s what she said.
Best ‘The Incredibles’ reference of the day! Woohoo!
Yay! I’m special!
Shhhhh, don’t cause a scene, this is actually a cosplayers lure – you can’t see me sitting under the table with my shotgun.
It’s cool, but if you shoot any of my friends, there’ll be “trouble.”
Would you release your tribbles?
As long as they don’t show up dressed like manga characters, they are perfectly safe.
Wearing your Elmer Fudd costume, right?
Wearing my Predator costume.
Glad you like my photo, guys. Thanks!
*looking at background* The cars are parked on the left side of the road, and the sun is shining- Australia?
Over there is the table for makeup artists. The over there, thank you, is the hairdressers’ table. The stagehands, you folks are over there by the potties.
You actors are just going to have to wait for a table. If you’re Noh actors, we have a nice pedestrian path outside.
The table for the mimes is over there. No, I know you can’t see it. They know the drill.
We usually keep the mimes in the invisible box.
Schrodinger’s Mime – if you put a mime in an invisible box, he could assume one of two states: irritating, or bloody infuriating. The point is, you don’t know for certain until you actually put him into the box. So you should nuke him from orbit – it’s the only way to be sure.
The invisible box comes with extra vials of poison.
Make sure the poisons are extra vile!
Actually, in order to properly nuke a mime from orbit, you must first stuff them into an oversized circus cannon and nuke them INTO orbit.
It is a small cannon with a big silencer.
I think its too ambiguous. The table might actually be for costumers….this should be moved to Failblog as a failed Engrish posting…
Yeah, and the Chick Point might have actually been for chicks, and the rest room might have been undergoing contractions, and the Rocking Elmo might actually crap your hands. We should disqualify any Engrish entry until it can be proved, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the author meant something other than exactly what he or she said. Or we could just laugh. Hmmm, tough choice…
Please sit at the sad, 3-legged table in the back. We removed the other leg because there was something funny about it. Than k you.
T hank you!
Reminds me of Joey Tribbiani’s “I’m sorry” on Friends…
no, not australia. st. louis, missouri.
but it’s funny you thought that because i used to live there.
onikirin,
i should have also included a panned-out version of the photograph. right next to that sign was another very similar sign with customers spelled correctly. it’s definitely engrish.
Wonderful example demonstrating that our fun here does not come from a “foreigners are so stupid” mentality. We can find Engrish even in countries where the native language is English!
I see the funniest Engrish signs at my local supermarket…
Don’t you love the ones written by a store employee who failed to read the product name on the label, which was right there?
I take a red pen with me when I go shopping; I use it to cross things off my list as I go, and it also comes in handy to correct the various examples of Engrish that I encounter (I give each one a mark out of 10).
…and definitely funny.
costumer?
As in the people who help you get dressed backstage? Really?
Yes, really! Everything means EXACTLY what it says here on Engrish Funny! That’s where the “funny” part comes in. We are people who like to laugh at stuff that is perfectly serious and totally acccurate. We are all deeply disturbed.
Deeply disturbed? Me???
What a relief! Now I know it has a name. And I’m not alone.
you can put that do not disturb sign on your door.
Friends told me that they had spent a fortune on drugs to try to get where my mental state is naturally. I read “Zippy the Pinhead” to set my mental focus. I can’t do drugs; They’d straighten me out.
Pity, we never really did get into those rather absurd and pointless quotation marks around the “only.” This message is “only” for those devotees of this site who continue to check out posts that have been rather dormant for days. Yes, I’m “only” referring to “you.”
Probably the catchy tag line.
There is a double fail in this picture.
DO NOT use quotation marks for emphasis.
Triple fail, actually. Lol