C*ck on the mountain top
Bitter melon in brine.
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asdasd!
what is your problem?
How in the world did they manage to translate to that? those look like pickles on the can… or are those the supposed melons?
There’s an actual “bitter melon” which does look like pickles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_melon
hmph…Engrish doesn’t seem to let me put websites in my name, or in my comment box
Anyway, I had a Wikipedia page about “bitter melon”…they do look like pickles
Not quite a euphemism but rather a metaphor.
Erm…don’t go bragging about what you do to the rooster
*forces his bitter mellon down capello’s throat*
Why do you have a duck on your head?
Wonder what kind of pronouncements we can expect when he comes down from the mountain…
Maybe he should just keep taking the tablets.
Of course, he could just stay up there. But then he’d have to call his doctor after four hours anyway.
Darn it JohnB you beat me to it!
Was this on exercise? You did it with an officer? I hope nobody saw, or it’ll be on YouTube when you all get back to base.
Hey! Somebody called me this. As I was standing on an overlook on the Skyline Drive.
And I don’t mean Bitter Melon in Brine. Though Mush Mouth from Fat Albert called me something that sounded a little like that. I looked over at Weird Harold, but he just shrugged.
No, I do not choke my chicken in a public place. Only in my own abode, when I’ve been cooped up too long and need to do some peckin’.
This site is getting more and more desperate. Clearly not engrish.
Come on, it’s funny
Besides, are you the arbiter of what is and isn’t Engrish? From what I understand, these pictures are here because the people who come to the site vote on them. Obviously enough people though it was Engrish …
If nothing else, remain clam!
Tho it used standard measurements for weight… Not sure but still funny
No, but like everything else it probably tastes like chicken. (And of course, crazy chicken tastes like a Lexus.) I’ve never tried it and don’t plan on finding out.
HAS ANYONE HAS EVER TRIED BITTER MELON??? this stuff is DEATH!!! I have no idea why anyone would can it. It is serious poison. This is genuine “food as punishment.” Yes, I know I was shouting. Don’t eat it. You’ll be very sorry.
Ate it. Was very sorry. I was in fact fed it repeatedly by an insane Cantonese chef at a week-long tai chi workshop.
If anything, the tone of your comment was a bit too understated.
Two words. Denotation and connotation.
Our main weapon is denotation, and connotation. Two weapons. Our two main weapons are denotation and connotation, also implication. Okay, three weapons, denotation connotation and implication, plus interpretation. Damn. Our weapons include…
For a second I thought you said detonation, and was quite confused.
I did say, in response to the exact same post by Brother Buck, that he is precisely right, but that we should also remember the words detonation and cottonation, since if your house is blown up and you have no clothes, you are in deep trouble!
Nobody expects the Engrish Detonation!
That’s right! Which is why I number, among our chief weapons here, Sir Prize.
It’s Engrish. It’s not how English in any of the main English speaking countries is spoken. It’s very obvious the Engrish of a non-native speaker, brand name of not.
Again, remain clam.
I disagree, I think it’s perfectly proper English. I see nothing wrong/funny with it honestly.
I’ve actually seen their products quite a bit around here, haha.
Please DON’T tell us what you’re going to do to it when you do!
Thank you, Hebime, for summarizing my thoughts so well.
What I don’t understand is how this got such a high rating. It’s not Engrish.
Web sites, even sites as marvelous as this one, clearly lack the capacity for emotions. Therefore if you perceive desperation perhaps it is emanating from you. I feel no desperation at all, merely a bemused tranquility as I wile away a few late night minutes chuckling and letting my mind wander into the humor zone.
How long does it take to pickle the bitter melon in brine? It should be the long process; you wouldn’t want it to be soft before you’re done.
Oh dear god! They turned the jolly green giant into a eunuch!!!
No more ho ho ho-ing for him!
He can’t get his Jollies any more, can he?
Shrinkage!! Ye ghosts of George Costanza, you gotta take into account shrinkage!!!
By any name, melon bitter. Melon biter most bitter of all.
And how about conCATenations?
I don’t expect some sort of Spanish Link-quisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Link-quisition! Nor the Engrish Detonation! What’s the most common element in the universe? It’s the element of Sir Prize!
Very true! I think it was Terry Pratchett who said that everyone remembers air, water, earth and fire, but they forget that fifth element.
I forget who coined the great name for the rarest element- Unobtainium.
Wow! Wiki “Unobtainium”. That entry is an info-junkie’s delight!
Hydrogen was thought to be the most common, but they found ignorance to be far more prevalent.
Well, now it depends on your definition of “element,” since they’ve discovered that there is actually more “dark matter” in the universe than conventional matter.
I’m using this euphemism for my husband from now on.
Dammit!!!!! I was gonna post the same brand!!!!!!!!! ( you can get it at Flushing.
I like bitter melon… it’s actually really yummy… (and the actual stuff in the photo, I mean not the euphemism…)
And what, pray tell, is wrong with the euphemism???
“Hot and sour soup” doesn’t sound too appetizing, but I love the stuff.
Hot is good. Sour is good. Bitter is almost never good except orange bitters in an amaretto sour.
Or Angostura bitters in a lemon lime and.
Actually Angostura Bitters (whilst mixed in with some other drink) is a remedy for Sea Sickness. (Also Bitter Lemon does the same trick.) I’m ex Navy I know these things
at my age… i would just settle for the hill-top.
Uhm…engrish title to Brokeback Mountain?
I find it annoying how it’s uncensored in the pictures, yet it is censored in the lines below it showing what it actually says in the picture. No sense at all.