Please enjoy seeing this terrible collection of me.
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please enjoy seeing that I am the first!
in your dreams.
I always enjoy seeing a terrible collection, don’t you?
There is a better collection on the other side.
Sorry, that collection is marketted to a better collection of people, not this one.
Artists are always self effacing about their collections. The three collections I would like to see are the missionary style, cowboy style and doggy style.
But there is a much better collection of me available down the hall. Why don’t you see it instead?
My collection shown by appointment only.
My collection shown by disappointment only.
I’m trying to avoid collection agent appointments.
I don’t know much about interior decorating, but if you appoint your home with collection agents, I think you’ll have a devil of a time finding a wallpaper that goes well with them!
There is something about them that clashes with everything.
Like Fring Bird. He clash because he sreeping.
In my case, terrible collection of me is all you gonna get, so if you don’t enjoy seeing it, then you can kiss my donkey meat. Please.
Sounds like Henny Youngman crossed with Don Rickles. But I yam whut I yam.
Now you add Popeye into the mix!
Hand shredded ass meat? Is it still 28 yen/gram if you kiss it?
The price is higher for meat so fresh, it was kissed by the morning dew. Or maybe the mourning Jew.
Since I’m talking about my hind quarters, usually referred to as “hams”, neither Jews nor Muslims would kiss it since they consider it unclean.
Even though I use Totowash and therefore am thoroughly refreshed.
Your hind end may be clean, Rocking Elmo, but let’s see those hands!
Could’ve been kissed, though, by the adoring Hindu.
or the warning Voodoo.
or the admiring Jodo Shinshu.
Shiva could be kissed by the adoring Hindu, or sat by the mourning Jew.
Definitely a terrible collection – just one specimen constitutes a really, really terrible collection of anything.
A symmetric pair is a collection.
Hey, you got weasels on your face.
How’s the caligraphy coming along, Zelda?
Speak for yourself! I may be one person, but believe me, I am a specimen of many things.
could we have a sample?
The icon that got assigned to “I’m the chief” for today just makes this comment more hilarious. Or creepy. Or both. Foreign guest may make decision firstly then proceeding to laugh with many smiles.
my icon is asigned to me everyday.
glad to know that everyone can make a smile in lots of people’s faces here! cheerio!
I thought I was having a run of terrible bad luck with the same cruddy icon being assigned to me every single day!
As least your icon looks like a reaction to a really bad pun. Mine looks like it’s trying not to vomit! One of these days, if I ever manage to sign on to gravatar, I’ll get a better one.
That’s precisely why my avatar is so inappropriate, because I grin in response to even really bad puns! And I don’t think I’ve EVER had that expression, especially when perusing this site!
Is there more than one me? Not just multiple personalities anymore, now people need whole extra selves!
Why, yes, that’s true. You may select another at this time. Just step over and pick one from the display on the lower selves. You’ll be able to select from the higher selves when you’re a little older.
FAIL
Awesome. The best Engrish is stuff with good grammar and punctuation… and still makes me scratch my head.
I want one now.
I got me, myself and I
I know that I will never disappoint my seeing.
what happens if you collect them together?
Nobody Knowles!
Whenever I finally get myself together, I forget where I put me.
But it’s not REALLY emo til it cuts itself.
If only my lawn were emo… Sorry, know the joke’s old but I had to inject it. (cue medical puns)
Sounds more like you’re going through withdrawal. I’ll smack you for shooting off your mouth this time.
You’re the one who speaks with drawl!
I’ll probably regret the fact that you drug me into this, but now I’m aspirin’ to carry on, even if I make a few enemas.
Physician, heel thyself.
Poor Dreadful Pun Fairy is quacking up.
I hope people aren’t losing patients with these pun-runs.
Not a vely rong lun so far, onry a splint.
Looks more like it’s spent. Which is the patient’s usual financial condition after needing medical care.
Even without that much support, IV concluded that the pun runs can still operate. You’ll see, you’ll all cc.
I think you’d need a veterinarian for that condition!
Lol, I think I can see a tear near the bottom of the shirt.
A tear? Probably from the person crying over the terrible collection of me!
sounds like lyrics from a emo song…
I really NEED this shirt!
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