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I went to Hong Kong and even legitimate official products (not knockoffs) had Engrish… would’ve taken pictures but taking pictures inside stores are not OK there. I saw this Hello Kitty one where it said something like “I have American boy style” instead of “girl.”
My favorite local Korean market prohibits photos, too.
I would NOT recommend parents use this as a potty training aid!
Parents could use it to make sure the kids know their arse from their Elmo.
Apparently, not by the smell!
Shouldn’t it be “Rocking Ermo,” then?
Locking Ermo!
… In the bathroom, until he learns not to crap his hands.
So THAT’S why the bathroom is under contraction!
I believe you mean “contlaction”
Indeed…The Admiral has been owned. Well done, JohnB, well done.
Really, I was just planning on borrowing you for a while…
If you’re happy and you know it, crap your hands!
Ugh.
If you’re crappy and you know it, change your pants!
Then p!$$ them clean. UGH.
I would call that an occasion to change yet again, but if reeking of urine is cool in your circles, go for it! (And remind me to keep away from your circles!)
Coprophillic Elmo LOVES flinging poo
:ugh:
In the house at poo corner.
RIP Brian Jones.
Now we are sick.
with winnie the poo?
You’re so fond of poo you give it names??? %)
No, Chief was just observing the sound it makes.
If it winnies, it must be horse poo!
If it’s hoarse poo, it probably has trouble making any sound!
If a horse craps in the forest and nobody is around, does the horse have silent trots?
I’d think that prostitutes would tend to fight over city street corners, so I doubt that there are whore scraps in the forest. But if they fought to the death, I’m sure the loser would be the one who, silent, rots.
OK, you win! I’m still laughing too hard to beat that!
shouldn’t someone have checked the products before selling them?
No doubt someone did. No doubt that person’s English proficiency was not high.
his ploficiency was high..and crappy
Perhaps the person was high, but not the proficiency.
crap, crap, crap ya hands. It’s the cha-cha slide.
the cha-cha sride
This the Elmo being sent to every primate house in every zoo. As if they need instruction.
This is also the Elmo being sent to every prison in the country. As if they need encouragement.
Clam down, deer man. In California, prison comes to YOU.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GULAG COMES TO YOU!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LUBYANKA COMES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN AS NAUGHTY! IS UP TO KGB TO DECIDE, AND THEY ALSO COME TO YOU!
We must emphasize superiority in every aspect of life over decadent capitalist bourgeoisie oppressors of proletariat.
But it is a simple, sad fact that prison comes to a higher proportion of the US population than in any other industrialized nation.
Shouldn’t this also be “Rocling” Elmo? He won’t get to use the git-tar if he ain’t.
“Rocling” Elmo? Oh no, if this starts another run of seafood Dreadful Puns, Dreadful Pun Hell fairy will just not cope…
Oh, Cod, no!
Watch out! She’ll conch you on the head!
that’s fishy! i’ll trout to end this soon..
Carp your hands?
Does he dace and sing a tuna if you do?
only if you have a porpoise to do so.
Better get your skates on. Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is flexing her mussels!
Or scallop away on your horse mackerel, if you’re the type with a sand dollar to burn.
Wutta buncha bull shark!
My brain just exploded. Thanks guys. Thanks a lot.
You mean your brine exploded? I hate herring that, man. Hope you eel better soon!
Your brine exploded? I guess you just couldn’t barracuda much more, huh? I do realize these puns do tend to come in big schools, but be a big man-o-war, and toss a few back yourself, and maybe you’ll scorpion a winner or two. Don’t worry if you can’t think of any and just flounder.
If you can’t think of any fish to fry in this comment section, just skate on by to the next LOL. There’s plenty more fish in the sea.
I’m glad there’s a place we can goby ourselves, and dreadful puns are ap-perch-iated. [I hope the Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy hasnt smelt this yet] I rope(fish) you don’t find it shellfish of me to hake all these puns for myself, (hali)but remora-ember, I left plenty moray for the crest of you. Besides, you had(dock) your chances to take these ones. Come on! Don’t be koi! There’s marlin enough room here for the rest of you!
Oh, now look what you’ve done – the Admiral’s head went splort! I hope you’re all pleased with yourselves, you norty, norty punsters, now eel have to walk around all day with no head.
Guess he’s just a headless whore’s man.
A hornfish? With no head, he’d look quite wobbegong.
Do the Elmo dance and crap in your hands!
And suddenly Tickle Me Elmo makes a little more sense.
yes but can he crap upside down like the sloths?
Do the Ermo Dance!
Crapping out of your hands is pretty hard. Now peeing out of your hands is different.
Doesn’t sound like a civilised urinating to me.
When your crapping gets out of hand, try Imodium.
And remember when the bottom falls out of your world, take Andrews Liver Salts and let the world fall out of your bottom.
photoshop’d look at the pixels…
hand crap’n number 2
Since the Japanese have no L, it is usually supsituted with an R in their language and when translating them into English, sometimes they get mixed up with which to use. I’ve seen/heard ‘Glandmother’ instead of grandmother and ‘Carifolnia’ instead of California. Unfortunately, this was a terrible place to get mixed up.
And not forgetting the scene in the film 1941, when the Japanese sailors see the woman through the periscope – “Horrywood”
Stomp your hands, crap your feet! By Srade!
**Cue Noddy Holder**
IT’S CLISMASSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Christmas just isn’t the same without that on the radio!
I laughed so hard at this, I almost fainted!
I have to poop out my hands? D:
Yes.